You've died. You are at the Gate. What do you say?

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    *** I have removed this post and changed it into a hub *** smile

    Hub is published (including my original post). Please post your answers there. smile

    I had to stick the thing in Entertainment because it is currently too short for Religion. neutral

    That's probably a good choice anyway. smile

    1. IzzyM profile image88
      IzzyMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      How did you get away with publishing just 96 words as a hub?

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Entertainment and Poetry categories are kinder and gentler in that regard. smile

    2. MissJamieD profile image69
      MissJamieDposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      How can I help you?

  2. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Is it gate up or gate down? Or is it a surprise? I am not in a hurry. big_smile

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That depends on whether He has had his first cup of coffee yet. He can't wait to hear your answer. big_smile

  3. R.S. Hutchinson profile image83
    R.S. Hutchinsonposted 7 years ago

    "HELLLLLOOOOOOO...Is anyone there?"

    1. Anti-Valentine profile image95
      Anti-Valentineposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Damn, that was my one.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        And He is especially waiting for you...

      2. MissJamieD profile image69
        MissJamieDposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    2. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, and He is waiting for you...

    3. TJenkins602 profile image61
      TJenkins602posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, what's next?

  4. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Well, I see you are busy, i will come another day, do not bother to open that gates, I'll be back later...

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No, He is there. And the transit tube or shuttle (your choice) are standing by; I've even included pictures of them for you so that you won't be afraid. big_smile

  5. AEvans profile image77
    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    I just posted to your hub, what I would say. smileI hope others follow to, it is interesting. smile

  6. IzzyM profile image88
    IzzyMposted 7 years ago

    I'm dead. I'm at the gates. I want to know why my traffic fell.

  7. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    And it's 106.

    And He is still awaiting your answer...

    big_smile

  8. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    To all believers and non-believers alike. smile

    Well, folks. I've classed the hub up some more. And it has absolutely zero sarcasm. And it already has one first class, high quality answer. Hopefully, more will follow. I realize that it is an exceedingly difficult question; leastwise it is for me. smile

    Happy Days Everyone. smile

    1. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am looking forward to there responses on your hub. smile

  9. kmackey32 profile image67
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Can I have a beer?   lol

  10. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    Over 10 so far. smile smile smile

  11. HouseSeller profile image56
    HouseSellerposted 7 years ago

    "Damn I forgot my ticket. Can I go back and get it?" big_smile big_smile big_smile

  12. Jarn profile image80
    Jarnposted 7 years ago

    "Hello, sir or madam. Do you have a minute to talk about God? We've got this very good tract here. It's called the Watchtower, and for just a few dollars to cover our printing costs, you can use it to discover the true path to Heaven."

    Just kidding, folks, but I figure old habits must die hard. I think the most welcome at the gates would be Pizza delivery people, which is why I intend to be buried in a Domino's uniform with a half dozen pizzas ready. Just in case. smile

    And for those who can't take a joke, kindly shove it up your craw. smile

  13. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    As to the humor comments left on my hub, I'm fine with it. smile smile smile

  14. R.S. Hutchinson profile image83
    R.S. Hutchinsonposted 7 years ago

    If everyone cared and nobody cried,
    If everyone loved and nobody lied,
    If everyone shared and swallowed thier pride,
    then we'd see the day when nobody died.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That is beautiful R.S. I hope you re-post it in the comments.

      1. R.S. Hutchinson profile image83
        R.S. Hutchinsonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's a Nickleback song.

        1. paradigmsearch profile image90
          paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          And here I was thinking you were awesome... lol smile

          1. R.S. Hutchinson profile image83
            R.S. Hutchinsonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            i am awesome. I wrote it for Nickleback.




            lol jk.. I wish I did.. it is very pretty.. one of my fav songs.
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6-dYRWovU4

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              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Well, I happen to CARE! hmm

  15. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    Hub Comment count is now 18. smile smile smile

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    THE ANGELS ARE OUT OF TUNE! yikes I WANT MY REFUND!!!

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  17. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    I just wanted to say thank you to everyone. Because of all your comments, I'm reasonably certain that the page word-count is now sufficient so that google won't classify this endeavor as a File 13 hub. smile

  18. RKHenry profile image76
    RKHenryposted 7 years ago

    "Dude open up.  Its cold out here."

  19. profile image0
    Holmes221bposted 7 years ago

    Do the wings come in any other colour?

  20. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 7 years ago

    Boy they really mean those warnings about mixing bleach with other cleaners don't they?  Hey, My exhusband isn't around here is he?

  21. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    I would be banned for the reply I prefer to answer this post with. And, it's too fouled language for your hub Para. tongue smile

  22. Hollie Thomas profile image60
    Hollie Thomasposted 7 years ago

    Oh no! Are you the religious one from HP? The one that questions whether the poor,  gay, non believer or liberal will have a place in heaven. That's me scr****!

  23. DIYweddingplanner profile image91
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    "Oh no, Randy and Earnest were wrong!" smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

      ... and you would be right! smile We would indeed be wrong!

      1. Castlepaloma profile image76
        Castlepalomaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        We are always WRONG!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW

        Enjoyed my time with you earnestshub, leaving the hub pages, want to make sure I said good bye to you. My offer still stand if you come to BC.

        Love Yeah

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Nice! Thank you, I will get there soon with a bit of luck.

          I would love to see some of your art as well.

    2. thooghun profile image82
      thooghunposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That made me spill my coffee, damn you! smile

      1. Castlepaloma profile image76
        Castlepalomaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I meant, Love yeah in an unlathering kind of way

        1. thooghun profile image82
          thooghunposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I was referring to DIY's post Castle smile

      2. DIYweddingplanner profile image91
        DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        So sorry, shall I help you mop up! smile

  24. Disturbia profile image60
    Disturbiaposted 7 years ago

    "Cheers to the freakin weekend
    I drink to that, yeah yeah
    Oh let the Jameson sink in
    I drink to that, yeah yeah
    Don't let the bastards get ya down
    Turn it around with another round
    There's a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up
    And I drink to that
    I drink to thaaaaaaaat.

    Life's too short to be sittin' round miserable
    People gon' talk whether you doing bad or good, yeah
    Got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money, yeah
    Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honeyyy
    Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah
    Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight, yeah-ah-ah-ah
    -- Rihanna

    "Well you finally got me, now open up and let me in!"

  25. DoubleScorpion profile image75
    DoubleScorpionposted 7 years ago

    The Christains aren't ever gonna let the Atheists live this one down...

  26. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    I should raid all these excellent forum posts and put them in my hub. smile smile smile

  27. Jeff Berndt profile image89
    Jeff Berndtposted 7 years ago

    Knock-knock.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No need, he already knows you are at the gate....... bein omnipresent an all. smile

  28. profile image0
    summertime8posted 7 years ago

    Halleluyah

 
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