You've died. You are at the Gate. What do you say?

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   *** I have removed this post and changed it into a hub ***
   
   Hub is published (including my original post). Please post your answers there.
   
   I had to stick the thing in Entertainment because it is currently too short for Religion.
   
   That's probably a good choice anyway.

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      IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      How did you get away with publishing just 96 words as a hub?

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         paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Entertainment and Poetry categories are kinder and gentler in that regard.

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      MissJamieDposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      How can I help you?

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   Home Girlposted 12 years ago

   Is it gate up or gate down? Or is it a surprise? I am not in a hurry.

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      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      That depends on whether He has had his first cup of coffee yet. He can't wait to hear your answer.

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   R.S. Hutchinsonposted 12 years ago

   "HELLLLLOOOOOOO...Is anyone there?"

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      Anti-Valentineposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Damn, that was my one.

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         paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         And He is especially waiting for you...

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         MissJamieDposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         lol

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      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, and He is waiting for you...

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      TJenkins602posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, what's next?

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   Home Girlposted 12 years ago

   Well, I see you are busy, i will come another day, do not bother to open that gates, I'll be back later...

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      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      No, He is there. And the transit tube or shuttle (your choice) are standing by; I've even included pictures of them for you so that you won't be afraid.

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   AEvansposted 12 years ago

   I just posted to your hub, what I would say. I hope others follow to, it is interesting.

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   IzzyMposted 12 years ago

   I'm dead. I'm at the gates. I want to know why my traffic fell.

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   And it's 106.
   
   And He is still awaiting your answer...
   
   

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   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   To all believers and non-believers alike.
   
   Well, folks. I've classed the hub up some more. And it has absolutely zero sarcasm. And it already has one first class, high quality answer. Hopefully, more will follow. I realize that it is an exceedingly difficult question; leastwise it is for me.
   
   Happy Days Everyone.

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      AEvansposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I am looking forward to there responses on your hub.

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   kmackey32posted 12 years ago

   Can I have a beer?   

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    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    Over 10 so far.

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    HouseSellerposted 12 years ago

    "Damn I forgot my ticket. Can I go back and get it?"

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    Jarnposted 12 years ago

    "Hello, sir or madam. Do you have a minute to talk about God? We've got this very good tract here. It's called the Watchtower, and for just a few dollars to cover our printing costs, you can use it to discover the true path to Heaven."
    
    Just kidding, folks, but I figure old habits must die hard. I think the most welcome at the gates would be Pizza delivery people, which is why I intend to be buried in a Domino's uniform with a half dozen pizzas ready. Just in case.
    
    And for those who can't take a joke, kindly shove it up your craw.

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    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    As to the humor comments left on my hub, I'm fine with it.

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    R.S. Hutchinsonposted 12 years ago

    If everyone cared and nobody cried,
    If everyone loved and nobody lied,
    If everyone shared and swallowed thier pride,
    then we'd see the day when nobody died.

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       paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       That is beautiful R.S. I hope you re-post it in the comments.

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          R.S. Hutchinsonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          That's a Nickleback song.

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             paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             And here I was thinking you were awesome...

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                R.S. Hutchinsonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                i am awesome. I wrote it for Nickleback.
                
                
                
                
                lol jk.. I wish I did.. it is very pretty.. one of my fav songs.
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6-dYRWovU4

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                   klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Well, I happen to CARE!

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    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    Hub Comment count is now 18.

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    THE ANGELS ARE OUT OF TUNE! I WANT MY REFUND!!!

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       paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       

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    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    I just wanted to say thank you to everyone. Because of all your comments, I'm reasonably certain that the page word-count is now sufficient so that google won't classify this endeavor as a File 13 hub.

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    RKHenryposted 12 years ago

    "Dude open up.  Its cold out here."

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    Holmes221bposted 12 years ago

    Do the wings come in any other colour?

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    MelissaBarrettposted 12 years ago

    Boy they really mean those warnings about mixing bleach with other cleaners don't they?  Hey, My exhusband isn't around here is he?

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    Cagsilposted 12 years ago

    I would be banned for the reply I prefer to answer this post with. And, it's too fouled language for your hub Para.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 12 years ago

    Oh no! Are you the religious one from HP? The one that questions whether the poor,  gay, non believer or liberal will have a place in heaven. That's me scr****!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

    "Oh no, Randy and Earnest were wrong!"

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       ... and you would be right! We would indeed be wrong!

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          Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          We are always WRONG!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW
          
          Enjoyed my time with you earnestshub, leaving the hub pages, want to make sure I said good bye to you. My offer still stand if you come to BC.
          
          Love Yeah

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             earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Nice! Thank you, I will get there soon with a bit of luck.
             
             I would love to see some of your art as well.

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       thooghunposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       That made me spill my coffee, damn you!

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          Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I meant, Love yeah in an unlathering kind of way

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             thooghunposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I was referring to DIY's post Castle

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          DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          So sorry, shall I help you mop up!

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    Disturbiaposted 12 years ago

    "Cheers to the freakin weekend
    I drink to that, yeah yeah
    Oh let the Jameson sink in
    I drink to that, yeah yeah
    Don't let the bastards get ya down
    Turn it around with another round
    There's a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up
    And I drink to that
    I drink to thaaaaaaaat.
    
    Life's too short to be sittin' round miserable
    People gon' talk whether you doing bad or good, yeah
    Got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money, yeah
    Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honeyyy
    Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah
    Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight, yeah-ah-ah-ah
    -- Rihanna
    
    "Well you finally got me, now open up and let me in!"

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    DoubleScorpionposted 12 years ago

    The Christains aren't ever gonna let the Atheists live this one down...

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    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    I should raid all these excellent forum posts and put them in my hub.

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    Jeff Berndtposted 12 years ago

    Knock-knock.

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       No need, he already knows you are at the gate....... bein omnipresent an all.

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    summertime8posted 12 years ago

    Halleluyah

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