How to choose your religion

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  1. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    This was sent to me via email this morning and I just had to share it.
    Hope you're enjoy in the spirit of levity and universal tolerance smile.

    http://www.voiceable.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Flowchart-Choosing-Your-Religion.jpg

    1. mischeviousme profile image57
      mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      If religion is something that must be chosen, I want nothing to do with it.

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        This statement is a perfect example of someone who doesn't understand life nor religion.

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Mighty Mom,

      The only "religion" that is worthy of choice is Life. wink big_smile

      1. mischeviousme profile image57
        mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Your right, I don't understand life and I don't want to.I want to be part of it, not the illusion of it.

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          roll

          1. mischeviousme profile image57
            mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            We see the world as we see it, in the moment. Now, that is true life and true mind.

            1. mischeviousme profile image57
              mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              And the chart was amusing.lol

            2. Cagsil profile image82
              Cagsilposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Like I said before, having a conversation with you is meaningless and unproductive. hmm

              1. mischeviousme profile image57
                mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Exactly. It works that way for all of us in these matters. That's why it's a solitary path.

                1. Cagsil profile image82
                  Cagsilposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  roll

                  1. mischeviousme profile image57
                    mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    I must be able to accept that, my thoughts will not move everybody. Such is life. Now is all that is important, my beliefs cannot change the unnchangeable. Now is absolute.

    3. profile image0
      Emile Rposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's cute. smile

    4. profile image60
      paarsurreyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Do you want to discuss the criteria of the truthful religion?

      1. profile image0
        Emile Rposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        By the chart, you have to like humus.

    5. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      The one true religion was not included, therefore your chart is useles.

      1. mischeviousme profile image57
        mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    6. Dale Hyde profile image84
      Dale Hydeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Very humorous, without a doubt. smile

      Personally, I feel your Path will chose you, over time. smile

    7. Daniella Lopez profile image93
      Daniella Lopezposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL! This is awesome, Mighty Mom. Thanks for sharing. big_smile

  2. stclairjack profile image83
    stclairjackposted 6 years ago

    love this!,... does any one remember the religions of the world little gag?.... it had a long list of religions using the words shit,...

    i know its juvenile,... but good grief is sooooo funny,...

    budism....what is the meaning of shit
    scientology.... lets market this shit
    jehovas whitness,... lets knock and leave shit on peoples door
    rastafarianism,... lets smoke this shit
    agnostiscism,... we cant know shit
    judaism,... why does shit always happen to us
    catholiscism.... if shit happens we probably deserved it
    baptist,... the catholics deserve all the shit they get

    it went on and on,... i hope some one finds it and posts it,... oh hell email it to me!

  3. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    Gotta love it! Forum post already inciting religious dissension.
    I am secretly disappointed devil worship was not included in this chart.

    Stclairjack -- that is hilarious. I would like to see that one if you get your hands on it.

    Vive la difference.
    (But my God is the best God).
    lol tongue

  4. Pcunix profile image90
    Pcunixposted 6 years ago

    Where is Her Holiness The Invisible Pink Unicorn?

    Do you like Pink?  Do you like Pineapple and Ham?  Would you rather not be tramped into meat and then sent to crawl on your belly in the Mines of Misery?

    Then choose Her Pinkness.  But choose now. She doesn't take deathbed conversions.

  5. thesingernurse profile image84
    thesingernurseposted 6 years ago

    BE A GENERIC BORING CHRISTIAN.

    No am not? Hahaha! Thank you Mighty Mom for sharing this flow chart. smile

    1. Castlepaloma profile image76
      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I can't go wrong with my ultimate love, The Woman

      The source of life by the staff of life

  6. Rochelle Frank profile image94
    Rochelle Frankposted 6 years ago

    I love hummus and bacon. My black cat prefers the bacon.

  7. Xenonlit profile image59
    Xenonlitposted 6 years ago

    I have stolen and shared this, just to let you know.

    But I am the least boring and generic Christian possible. Please bear in mind that we are not all obnoxious Tea Party Christians! Dang. I'm waiting for a pogrom to start up.

 
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