Hole up with a lot of tins of food. Don't forget the can opener. I'd choose a top floor apartment if possible for maximum protection and to collect rainwater on the roof. Also to signal helicopters, depending on the severity of the apocalypse.
Zombies like licorice and stale Fresca, so I'd stock up and leave it on the front porch then when they stop by I would lean out the second story window and offer them a makeover because most zombies have a low self esteem problem due to their dry flaky skin and mangled appendages. When they came in the house I would use cheap makeup just to keep them occupied while my family escaped out the back. After everyone escaped I would show the zombie a picture of George Clooney from Ocean's Eleven in stead of a mirror, then the zombie would think he looked pretty good so he would probably leave me alone and eat all the licorice while I snuck away.
Two great answers!Id probably just get the biggest gun I could find and go and blow up as many Zombies as I could.It would be a great way to take out some pent up frustration(I think post apolocayptic earth would be fairly depressing). After awhile Im sure Id run out of ammo and be mangled to death!
It's as good a way as any to die in my opinion!
Well here's my plan
I would get on my boat and go to a island thats about 40 miles or 150 off from mainland. Hopefully the zombies would try to follow me and get themselves crushed by the ocean floor's pressure.
If they do come I have supplies on my boat to take them out.
I would get away from them by dressing up like them, the pretending like I am lke them then, I would start running to my tank and start shooting out bombs.
by colpolbear 6 years ago
Here are the rules. You get one choice, and one choice only. Dead or alive, real or fictional (as long as the fictional character is well known.) Choose wisely!P.S. Jesus isn't an option. Jesus is already a zombie!
by Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Gear?Everyone not already affected by the Zombie virus well knows the Zombie Apocalypse is coming.What sort of survival gear and training will be essential to have and to know on that sad day when the undead flesh eaters launch their strike upon the rest of the Earth?
by thebeast02 6 years ago
If a zombie apocalypse happened, where would you want to set up your defense?I would chose either Cabelas or another large sporting goods store. Due to their weapon stocks as well as food rations and water.
by MPChris 4 years ago
How would you prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse?Have you thought about this? Is there reason to fear a potential pandemic, Zombies or no? How do you think the world would change?
by pinkpencil 5 years ago
What are your preparations for a zombie apocalypse?So zombies MIGHT have existed already or will exist in the NEAR future. My preparations are: 1. always wearing shoes/comfortable footwear, 2.always bringing food, penlight and band-aids
by William 5 years ago
It seems to be more wishful thinking, like a zombie fad, than possible.
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