What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

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  1. waynet profile image68
    waynetposted 14 years ago

    What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

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    veggiehaterposted 14 years ago

    Hole up with a lot of tins of food. Don't forget the can opener. I'd choose a top floor apartment if possible for maximum protection and to collect rainwater on the roof. Also to signal helicopters, depending on the severity of the apocalypse.

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    nicompposted 14 years ago

    Zombies like licorice and stale Fresca, so I'd stock up and leave it on the front porch then when they stop by I would lean out the second story window and offer them a makeover because most zombies have a low self esteem problem due to their dry flaky skin and mangled appendages. When they came in the house I would use cheap makeup just to keep them occupied while my family escaped out the back. After everyone escaped I would show the zombie a picture of George Clooney from Ocean's Eleven in stead of a mirror, then the zombie would think he looked pretty good so he would probably leave me alone and eat all the licorice while I snuck away.

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    kev8posted 14 years ago

    Two great answers!Id probably just get the biggest gun I could find and go and blow up as many Zombies as I could.It would be a great way to take out some pent up frustration(I think post apolocayptic earth would be fairly depressing). After awhile Im sure Id run out of ammo and be mangled to death!
    It's as good a way as any to die in my opinion!

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    Harvest Hunterposted 14 years ago

    Well here's my plan

    I would get on my boat and go to a island thats about 40 miles or 150 off from mainland. Hopefully the zombies would try to follow me and get themselves crushed by the ocean floor's pressure.

    If they do come I have supplies on my boat to take them out.

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    gothkittyposted 12 years ago

    I  would  get away from them by dressing up like them, the pretending like I am lke them then, I would start running to my tank and start shooting out bombs.

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