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Does masturbation cause carpel tunnel?

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    sandra rinckposted 7 years ago

    That is the question. big_smile

    1. sooner than later profile image61
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      no, but bright red lipstick does.

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        sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Dirty! lol

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          Ghost32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Dirty red lipstick?  Now, there's a visual! lol

    2. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      WTF is that? smile

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        sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol look it up. big_smile

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You know I am lazy. smile

          Can you join Cindy? wink

    3. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Carpet tumble syndrome?

    4. Neil Sperling profile image89
      Neil Sperlingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Many people believe that Carpel Tunnel is caused from repetitive motion of wrists - however in truth if your diet supplies the bodies cells with enough anti oxidants all cells have enough elasticity to stretch and then go back to the correct shape.

      Thus if masturbation causes carpel tunnel it is because you play when it is dinner time too often.

      I'm getting hungry!

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        sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        ROTF!!!!

    5. yoshi97 profile image88
      yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Only if you refuse to divide up the labor smile

  2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
    mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago

    LOL, Not if you keep your eyes shut, (or do it in the dark). Best plan, get someone else to do it for you, then all risks of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome are removed smile

    1. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Can you do it for me? I'll watch wink

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
        mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Nice try Misha, but Husband might complain wink

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Bummer sad Well, may be better luck next time? wink

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      sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What do you mean?   Do it in the dark? lol

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
        mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Well it is a bit like the dog or child that hides it's head behind a cushion and thinks because it is dark, no-one can see them. If you do it in the dark, it doesn't count smile

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          sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lololol... giggling like a school aged child. lol

  3. ediggity profile image60
    ediggityposted 7 years ago

    It causes hairy palms.

  4. sannyasinman profile image64
    sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago

    You have just obliged me to learn something new. Not a bad thing!

    Carpal tunnel syndrome (note the spelling). . . .
    "There is little clinical data to prove whether repetitive and forceful movements of the hand and wrist during work or leisure activities can cause carpal tunnel syndrome. "

    However . . .
    "Women are three times more likely than men to develop carpal tunnel syndrome, perhaps because the carpal tunnel itself may be smaller in women than in men."

    Watch out ladies!

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      sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ah, even during a joke you learn something new.  Carpal. Noted.  Interesting though.  smile

    2. starme77 profile image87
      starme77posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      so that means men can masturbate without getting carpel tunnel but women cant?

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    sandra rinckposted 7 years ago

    Ever heard of the "mystery hand"?  smile

    1. areyouserious profile image60
      areyouseriousposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      once but i didnt know it was that kind of party. lol the drinks were good though

  6. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    They can... when they do men wink

    1. starme77 profile image87
      starme77posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well then, I guess the men just need to do the women all the time so they wont hurt their wrists

      1. starme77 profile image87
        starme77posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I mean so the women don't hurt their wrists

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        sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        yup sounds good to me. 

        Has anyone ever heard of the mystery hand?

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nope. Is it the same kind of stuff? smile

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            sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Don't be lazy, do a google search.  I just heard this one and it is so ridiculously funny....

        2. starme77 profile image87
          starme77posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          um... I;m afraid to ask - but O.k I'll bite- just what is a mystery hand

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            sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I don't now if I am allowed to say it so I will do the fill in the blank.

            A mystery hand is when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and you....and it feels like someone elses hand. lololololol

            1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
              mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oh my life, that is a new one on me Sandra, hmmm, must recommend it to my friends smile

            2. Misha profile image77
              Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Works only for girls though sad

              1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
                mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Guess that might make sense Misha, anyway, off to bed now (and not to try out the "mystery hand" I promise). Catch up with you guys tomorrow smile

              2. Neil Sperling profile image89
                Neil Sperlingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                LOL - Misha thinks it only works for girls so he is still wondering who's hand that was the other night LOL

                1. Misha profile image77
                  Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh, I know whose Neil. You don't know her. smile

                  1. Neil Sperling profile image89
                    Neil Sperlingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Are you Really sure about that Misha?

              3. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
                mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                PS. Your response infers you might have tried this technique and found it lacking Misha wink

                1. Misha profile image77
                  Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Absolutely! Boys need more movement range tongue

            3. Pearldiver profile image87
              Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              What????? Who Let the Cat Out of the Bag??????
              OMG That's just like a quick Park mounting, Doggie-Style! Thought it was Our Secret! lol
              [lucky we don't have hands! hmm]

          2. Randy Godwin profile image93
            Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Better know to the men as "Rosie Palm."

      3. Misha profile image77
        Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Not that I would object smile

      4. sannyasinman profile image64
        sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Apparently that's the number one cause of carpal syndrome in men wink

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          sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Look! You can't start talking goat and change the subject!

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          Leta Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Only in some. wink

          Yawn.

          1. sannyasinman profile image64
            sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            At least .. that's how I got mine.smile

  7. sooner than later profile image61
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    It seems to make people forgetful ab... about... wait,
    what was the question?

  8. starme77 profile image87
    starme77posted 7 years ago

    hahaha lol -sounds great maybe I'll try it lol

  9. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Sweet dreams Cindy wink

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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    No! Only frustration! And now the neighbors cat has cut me off!

    1. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sure it was not goat? wink

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        sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You know a goat?

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nah, I don't have any. Only deers wink

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            sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            How well do you know them?

  11. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Not well enough yet - just moved in last Sunday smile

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      sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I could use an easy deer about now.

  12. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    I missed the thread about masturbation?? Ugh.

  13. Tom Cornett profile image55
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    No....But you'll shoot your eye out kid!  smile

    1. Paradise7 profile image85
      Paradise7posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Snuck right up on me and I laughed like hell.

      Of course it does.  Masturbation causes not only carpel tunnel but blindness, in lab rats; it also causes baldness in Rhesus monkeys.

  14. thranax profile image60
    thranaxposted 7 years ago

    Yes, you can get it from doing any activities like that, including moving a mouse. Both aren't very far off from the same thing, other then arm position and what it is your doing with the mouse.

    There is a reason why we were built to use our legs to preform the same task.

    ~thranax~

    1. Colebabie profile image61
      Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I double click my mouse.

      (Not sure how I can use my legs to do that...)

  15. diogenes profile image83
    diogenesposted 7 years ago

    I suggest the name "Wubbers" for hubbers who wank a lot and can't stop carping about it.

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      BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Bunch of tossers if you ask me smile

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
      mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      OMG, I nickname my Husband "Wub" as an affectionate term for "Love", not sure he would like the idea I was inferring he was a wanker!! LOL

  16. JulietduPreez profile image87
    JulietduPreezposted 7 years ago

    Are you more susceptible if you masturbate and type at the same time?

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Now where is that feller Pest when we need him? Ain't he the one that wrote a hub on masturbation? He knows a lot about it, Vaseline, soap and socks. Oh yeah, that hub got yanked out from under him after two weeks of fun. Can't have too much fun 'round here no more, someone might just flag ya. wink Don't think he ever spoke about this tunnel thing though. Seems like that would be mighty painful down there.

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    I'm sorry, it's hard for me to type.  My hands are all locked up and my wrists are killing me...

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    Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

    It can! Repetitive use injuries are quite common so it all depends on how often you engage. The good news is, with proper training and exercise you can overcome the pain!

    1. rmcrayne profile image94
      rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      This thread certainly facilitated a lot of fun for a lot of people.  But if anyone really does have questions or concerns about carpal tunnel, I am an upper extremity neuro-musculo-skeletal expert.

      1. Aqua profile image79
        Aquaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Uh oh, you would freak if you saw my work area. Or I should say, lack of work area. My wrists go through all kinds of contortions to reach the keyboard.

        1. rmcrayne profile image94
          rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          It's usually the upper body posture that makes me freak.  smile

  20. Daniel Carter profile image90
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    Not in to my knowledge. But I think if you post this in religious forum, you'll find all kinds of things that it causes, including God killing kittens, etc.

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
      mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL, I bought a friend of mine this packet of mints with a really cute picture of a kitten on the box. Underneath it said, "every time you masturbate God kills a kitten.... Stop, think of the kittens". She started to read it out loud in the vets surgery waiting room where she worked, and then stopped (just in time), and doubled up laughing.

  21. jiberish profile image78
    jiberishposted 7 years ago

    Don't know if masturbation causes carpel tunnel, but I've heard it can cause you to go blind. cool

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      so that's it! Since yesterday I can barely see the screen ! big_smile

  22. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
    mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago

    Is it just me, but I have noticed that as of about half an hour ago any posts I make to this forum topic do not show up on hubtivity, either on the main page, or on my profile page?? Strange, do you think the topic has anything to do with it???

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      ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      \
      Misty, where ya been? We are in the sandpit, it don't show up on hubtivity dear.

  23. stuart747 profile image60
    stuart747posted 7 years ago

    I hope not, and I don't want to go blind either

  24. fred hensel profile image60
    fred henselposted 7 years ago

    I have been hoping for a friendly voice on the tepephone to inspire me!

  25. rmcrayne profile image94
    rmcrayneposted 7 years ago

    Hmmm...This thread is not showing in Hubtivity....

  26. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    It's in the Sandpit. smile

    1. rmcrayne profile image94
      rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks Misha.  Maybe should move religion to sandpit?

  27. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Is that why my hand hurts? I thought it was from note-taking... hmm.

 
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