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Greek One-???-Who is this guy???

  1. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    Is he really as cute, bright, funny, well endowed and humble as they all say he is??

    1. pisean282311 profile image58
      pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      greek one is one of most witty person ,one would ever come across..if you are down , feel stressed , the best thing you can do is login on hub and look for greek's post on forum..this would bring huge smile on ur face ..greek one is simple outstanding...

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'm sorry to disagree with you on this one my friend pisean...

        When I read his stuff it seems so predictable.. like I knew what he was going to say while he was writing it

    2. Bikash jha profile image61
      Bikash jhaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      i dont know who is he but you better watch out as i think he is sleeping with your girlfriend.

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      Brenda Durhamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ahem..

      Ignoring the waaay nasty path this thread has taken, I now will answer the items above one by one, 'cause I like Greek One and he has provided many laughs and some ironic sarcasm that gave me pause to think.

      1. I dunno, 'cause he never posts his real pic that I know of!
      2. Yes, he's very bright.
      3. Absolutely he's funny quite often!
      4. I dunno and don't care to know!
      5. Not usually, but sometimes.

      Hi Greek.
      Interesting thread started.  No further comment on the middle nor the ending of it.....wink

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        thank you Brenda... even though you are not Greek Orthodox, I like you too smile

      2. Maddie Ruud profile image82
        Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I agree with you for once, Brenda.  Promoting the Toronto Maple Leafs is uncalled for, disgusting, and altogether inappropriate.

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          you're starting to come around Maddie.. slowly but surely!

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          Brenda Durhamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I say I say now ban him or boycott him!  big_smile  tongue  wink

    4. saddlerider1 profile image60
      saddlerider1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Not to be confused with De Greek, however they are both equally very witty and scholarly. LOL

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        thanks.. but he has more hair then I do... and is thus obviously evil

    5. Pandoras Box profile image81
      Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hah! Only you, Greek One.

  2. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    You are kidding right? hmm

    Interesting you say that. lol lol lol

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      it's not me Cagsil.. it's all those other people.. who am I to disagree??

      tongue

  3. Sufidreamer profile image80
    Sufidreamerposted 6 years ago

    Greek One - be careful of that Greek One guy. He keeps sending me naked pictures of himself.

    Just giving you a heads up wink

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      thank God for Photoshop!

      1. Sufidreamer profile image80
        Sufidreamerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Just trying to save you from the psychological damage that seeing those pictures can do - If you receive any emails from Greek One, you should delete them without opening them.

        Whatever you do, don't open the attachments - your mind will be forever scarred. hmm

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I agree...

          just make sure you DO click on the Adsense ads lol

  4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    i understand he's a big hockey fan...the team with the blue leaf

    http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/ddd3_photo/hockey-hit.jpg

  5. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1390733_f520.jpg

  6. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ...and i'm kinda picturing his 'hood' like this on weekends....

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/300.gif

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ah... electric boogaloo

  7. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Greek One - you know what is on HIS mind most of the time!

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      SEO?

  8. Mighty Mom profile image89
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    I DONT BELEIVE GREK UNE IS RILLY EVEN GREEK -- U CANT TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIES ABOUT THIER NATIONALITIE!
    I HEARD HE IS GD FREINDS W ATHIESTS LIKE MARK KNOWLES.
    AND HE DRINNNKS OOOZE-O.

    DNT TRUST HIM!!!

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      who knows if he is even a guy?

      I heard he is really a busty redhead named Mulva

      1. nlowman profile image60
        nlowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It's something that rhymes with a female body part: "Celeste," "Bovary," or maybe it was "Aretha."

  9. andromida profile image76
    andromidaposted 6 years ago

    Greek never says anything about what he actually does?

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Greek primarily does Mrs. Greek One

  10. Mighty Mom profile image89
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    The whole point of being Greek One is to simply be. Greek One.

    To quote the late great Frank Sinatra:
    To do is to be, to be is to do
    Shoo-bee,doo-bee, doo.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol  lol

    2. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      La la la la la, big_smile

  11. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago

    Shoo bop diddlee do bang, bang...

    It's the bang, bang that inspires Greek One, as we are told by him....

    1. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      He does like to blow his own trumpet. Can't say I can reach mine. lol

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        oh if only i could.. if only...

    2. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      that reminds my of the best song ever...

      "bang, bang, kitty kitty bang bang, kitty kitty bang bang, we love you..."

      1. Daniel Carter profile image91
        Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I remember that song well. Remember Truly Scrumptuous, the sweetheart of the movie? Only now am I realizing what an adult film that was....

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          the fricken kid catcher scared the hell out of me..

          http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HaPO1Sbi0sk/Smtz29t3OtI/AAAAAAAAC0M/BoyhrOMbyNs/s400/Chitty+Chitty+Bang+Bang.jpeg

          1. Daniel Carter profile image91
            Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            So THAT'S why you became religious....
            wink

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              it was his hat primarily

              1. Daniel Carter profile image91
                Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I guess they had to draw attention away from scarier things. Nothing like a scary head. I have a little knowledge of this...

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            Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Personally, the child catcher has always been a hero of mine.  But the toy maker, now he was scary.  A bloke in his forties wearing shorts and not playing a sport - I rest my case.  You don't happen to wear shorts do ya Greek One?

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              only when i go sightseeing

              http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lVJvx_FmGKQ/S7pGSCkWsFI/AAAAAAAACk8/YsaNkWwNNaA/s1600/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg

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                Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Speechless!

                1. Greek One profile image77
                  Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  thanks...
                  I work out wink


                  (on a quarterly basis)

              2. Ohma profile image78
                Ohmaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Ewwww!

              3. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-kitten-has-a-wedgie.jpg

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                  kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  i swear i just spit my soda all over my screen, many thanks, too funny

  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ...how 'bout poontang...i think he likes ice cream too!

    http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff282/shuga1027/poontang.jpg

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ice what?

  13. prettydarkhorse profile image65
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    Greek 
    Greek One's religion is Greek orthodox
    cousin of Alexander
    Perfume --  Hell -- enist
    Expertise -- ancient philos, humor, wit
    Favorite saying -- I have seen the rise and fall of what?

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      of what?

      my penis.. but that was YEARS ago tongue

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hehehe,

  14. theirishobserver. profile image61
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    I would say Greek One is consistent - to the point and rates high in my estimation of good old fashioned honesty smile

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm also immovable.. but that is primarily due to all those potato chips sad

  15. mrpopo profile image88
    mrpopoposted 6 years ago

    Greek One's humour and wit is unmatched, and for that we are all grateful.

    Whether or not this is a highly developed self-defense mechanism for all those years of sticking with the Leafs is another matter...

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      although you avatar is one of a loving and loyal dog, your words about my beloved leafs bite as if each letter in them were a fang in a rabid, hungry and horny pit bull

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ...mrpopo...don't be messin' wth the leafs...

        http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qziuw31jEmI/StSyyhaDHnI/AAAAAAAAD30/5LS2_EBNRNk/s400/image005.jpg

        1. mrpopo profile image88
          mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol the funny thing is I don't even hate the Leafs. I want them to succeed!

          Unfortunately, the reality does not comply with my wants...

      2. mrpopo profile image88
        mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        ...wait, why horny?

        Now I'm concerned if you actually had experiences with rabid, hungry and horny pit bulls.

        If so, I forgive you for supporting the Leafs... but I'm not sure God will...

        (and yes I stole your joke, take that!)

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          cougars, pits bull... samething

          1. mrpopo profile image88
            mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            So, yes you had experiences with rabid, hungry and horny cougars?

            I seriously hope you aren't referring to your wife...

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              oh now, she is lovely....

              it's those other 400 to 500 ladies

              1. mrpopo profile image88
                mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I don't know if I should be impressed or scared at the thought

                1. Greek One profile image77
                  Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  not bad for one night, eh?

                  smile

                  1. mrpopo profile image88
                    mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    The latter, then smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/greek.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    I say quite the package, rock hard. smile

    http://www.shunya.net/Text/Herodotus/images/GreekStatue.jpg

    1. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Honestly, just a bit disproportionate in places. Michaelangelo, from across the pond had it right, I think.

      http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/michelangelo-sculptures-11.jpg

    2. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      proportionally speaking, his pee pee is the size of his small pinky toe

      now as I am Canadian, this is more accurate...

      http://www.shewired.com/images/contentimages2009e/Freelance/Olympics10.jpg

      1. Daniel Carter profile image91
        Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, and then there's this...

        http://www.daviddylanthomas.com/wp-content/uploads/mp/10january08/carmen_electra1.jpg

        Not sure the odds work in my favor, but the idea is there.

        Your computer is on a network that ties to mine, apparently...

        Okay enough funny biz. Gotta throw some weights around and growl for a while...
        wink

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          My friend, just hit it

          Take one for the team j/k  lol

          Miss you

          are you ignoring me?

          kiss

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ya but I live in Toronto, so I am a Canadian. and I don't have one

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          you'll have to post a pic to prove it smile

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            wanker eh?

            http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/toronto_maple_leafs.gif

            1. Maddie Ruud profile image82
              Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Took all my self-control not to snip that image.  SJ Sharks all the way!!!  (I grew up with a Habs fan mum and a Bruins fan dad, so you can just imagine what went on at our dinner table during hockey season.)

              1. Greek One profile image77
                Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                since Montreal and Boston 'fan's' are not TRUE fans, I guess there was a lot of dinner-time talk about politics and stuff??

                1. Maddie Ruud profile image82
                  Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  At least you know better than to dis the Sharks.  *Cough* AUTOMATIC BAN *Cough*  wink

                  1. Greek One profile image77
                    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    i would never do that... it wouldn't be fair.. I'll win until they win a Cup first, and then pick on them

                    (PS.. what's the ETA on that?? )

                    tongue

  18. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago

    Stay away from the chips, Homer. I've seen this too. It's not pretty...


    http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/david.jpg

    And with that happy image, I'm heading to the gym, then errands, then getting ready for my hot date.
    wink

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh no!!

      Daniel has tapped into my home computer!

    2. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      shag her one time for me Daniel!!!!

      (or at least try too and then apologies saying "this is never happened to me before"... ah memories of my single life.....)

      1. Daniel Carter profile image91
        Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol I'm sorry, I'm just too selfish to do that....

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    hockey stick that is lol

  20. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    i just had an orgasm.. thank you.. that was the sexiest picture EVER

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm close . wait, hold on, yep, whew.

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        i never waited for a woman to orgasm, before, and I'm not gonna start now lol

  21. katiem2 profile image61
    katiem2posted 6 years ago

    NOW that's about enough. . .

    I tell you who he is, His name is George and he is my husband and if he doesn't stop getting so dafted I'm gonna make the bloke take down his #4 profile name the Greek One and spank his bum all the way home  mad

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      come on dear.. they don't need to know all that stuff

      (PS.. picked up the eggo waffles like you asked)

      1. katiem2 profile image61
        katiem2posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Well okay then.... have fun and be home for dinner

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          i will if you wear that little red think I picked up for you at the adult novelty store wink

          1. katiem2 profile image61
            katiem2posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Okay, deal..... don't bring your friend with you this time either...

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              why not, the red thing fits his head perfectly!?!

              http://www.stepintomythimble.com/blog/archives/images/mrred1.jpg

              1. nlowman profile image60
                nlowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I can't even begin to comment on the phallic nature of this cranium accessory.

                1. Greek One profile image77
                  Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  ???? I don't get it.. what are you referring to?

                  1. nlowman profile image60
                    nlowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    The giant red phallus atop that boy's head.

    2. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      All you're doing is getting him excited. Then we're gonna have to put up all those comments about waving his hockey stick, and all that.

      Sheesh. Some kids.
      wink

      @Maddie: my kids are half Cannuk. They are so messed up about sports. Stripes of Maple Leafs, they can't decide. But not messed up about anything else, thankfully.

      @Kimberly: ignore? Never. I've been wondering where you've been, love. I think we're just starting to catch up to each other again...

      http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Misc/Animated_Kiss.gif

      Off to do errands. Like take nap. My workout as killer and I'm tired...

  22. katiem2 profile image61
    katiem2posted 6 years ago

    lolololollolololololoollolollololololllololollo

  23. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    I've always believed that the proper manipulation of modern day textiles is the most arousing thing in the world

  24. seanorjohn profile image80
    seanorjohnposted 6 years ago

    The Greek one is an Aristocrat. People should bow down before him and forgive his ways.

    I will try to make hubbers forget any negativity towards the Greek by telling a true story.

    A greek guy, related to Prince Philip, goes into a theatrical agency and asks to register his act. " what sort of act have you got, asks the agent. "It's a family act" says the Greek guy.
    "Describe this family act", says the agent.

    Well, it starts off with all our young lads shagging sheep on stage. Then the uncles and neices start performing unbelievalably deviant sexual practices.The cousins start to copulate with each other and perform sex acts on horses and bulls.The finale is when the whole family get together with their whips and dildoes and.

    The agent says . For God's sake, what the hell do you call this perverted family act of yours?










    The Greek guy says " The ARISTOCRACY".









    Hey , Greek you are an aristocrat.

    1. Maddie Ruud profile image82
      Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this



      That joke is the old and overused, and I declare it unworthy of Greek One's singularly fresh and original humor.

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ... yup, she's coming around

      2. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Think I'm gonna buy Maddie something special for Xmas...

        http://www.coolhockey.com/images/hwtorrbkop_f260.jpg

        1. Maddie Ruud profile image82
          Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I just threw up in my mouth.  Not only because it's a Leafs jersey (which is bad enough by itself), but also because I am 100% against fan gear being made in any other colors than the team's official ones.  I hate that women's gear is made in pink.  True fans wear teal.  wink

          http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51q-SkoqhUL._AA300_.jpg

          1. Greek One profile image77
            Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I love the Jewish people and I am in no way one of those antisemitic people who sees conspiracies behind everything .. but isnt the outline of that logo kind in the shape of the Star of David?

            1. Maddie Ruud profile image82
              Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Actually, it's in the shape of your face.  After it's been skated over in multiple directions. tongue

              1. Greek One profile image77
                Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                that's the type of hockey animosity that i like!!!

                GO LEAFS GO!!

    2. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      No, the monarchy was dethroned long ago in Greece...

      but by the way, do you know the number of that act;s manager

      1. seanorjohn profile image80
        seanorjohnposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Funnily enough I do have that phone number.. My Greek grandfather fled Greece in? Anyway the sexual charges were ludicrously exaggerrated.

        I thought Maddie was a bit harsh. I have never been so publicly humiliated and rebuked since.........yesterday. It involved candles and incense and a prostitute. But, that's another story.

        1. Daniel Carter profile image91
          Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol  lol

        2. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          were the candles lit at the time?

          If not, the cops can't charge you with nothing!

          1. seanorjohn profile image80
            seanorjohnposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            The cops are not pressing charges but the Greek Orthodox church where the incident took place( sorry, alleged incident) are talking about taking out a private prosecution.

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              the clergy can be so oppressive when it comes to sexual incidents they are not participants in

              1. seanorjohn profile image80
                seanorjohnposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Greek, I'm a catholic and was taught by the Christian brothers so luckily escaped any shennanigans. It was all for our enlghtenment.I understand some religions try to brainwash you.The Catholic church has always tried hard to help you undestand your sexuality.many priests are prepared to give all sort of practicals.

                1. Greek One profile image77
                  Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  ahhhh home schooling

  25. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    this thread is the weirdest kind of self-promotion I've ever seen!  but sort of exciting in a weird, wonderful way! smile

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      kinda like me flashing?

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        thought that was a trick of my eyes!  that was YOU?  weird, yes, wonderful? ? ? smile

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          what? never seen a 3 headed penis??

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            ick ick and more ick

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I hate it when a keyboard sticks too!

              You meant to type Lick, Lick and more Lick?

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                ugh ugh and more ugh.  ewwiiiee

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                  kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I take that back to

                  ick ick and more ick

                  and why is there only ONE

                  couldn't get any further or was TWO too hard? lol

                  1. Greek One profile image77
                    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    the two are just for show and are not functional..

                    I had them stitched on the sides of the original to make it seem larger by comparison.

  26. myownworld profile image80
    myownworldposted 6 years ago

    ONLY Greek one could two-time threads so perfectly....! (must be exhausting I reckon....)

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      nah.. I;m just typing here at the office while my real work pays me smile

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/6/10/28/angelicmistressx/f_1756m_af931fa.gif

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    btw don't greeks sleep OFTEN?

    Just cause your in Canada you shouldn't loose your traditions, maybe take a load offor three lol lol lol lol

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      they evidently have to stop doing so as soon as they get married....

      according to my wife sad

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        maybe you know the answer to this, please help me

        With all the zillions of beautiful brides in the world, where did all the ugly wives come from?

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          its a natural transformation process that is initiated when the beautiful brides utter the mystical words "I do"

  28. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    haha  but this is all resembling greek mythology - medusa - or not, she had extra heads though.  Ha ha lol

  29. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I DO NOT want to see the front view of that!

  30. Ben Evans profile image74
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    The Greek one......

    In Spanish...Un Griego

    The man behind the stone.  Who is he?
    We will find out about his humble beginnings
    and how he left no stone unturned in his hometown of Athens.

    How did he get to where he is now?  This is the untold story.

    You will laugh and you will cry.......(mostly cry)

    How did he go from a regular person to being stone cold?
    He was a statuesque person some people would say.

    Don't go away don't surf anywhere else.....This is a bust watch episode.


    Next time we will explore the Norse Spartan.

    Yes, none other than the ..........Greek Hun  big_smile

    1. Ben Evans profile image74
      Ben Evansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      My bad.  I meant Mongolian spartan I need to get a little rest up too late.  I can see why I kill the threads.  big_smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    maybe just drop the R from your name.  Better yes?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      To the OP

    2. Ben Evans profile image74
      Ben Evansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I like dropping the R but I would add a T and then it would be a band.  The Geek Tone actually I prefer plural.  The Geek Tones.

  32. Paradise7 profile image86
    Paradise7posted 6 years ago

    Geek Tones certainly has a ring to it!

    1. Ben Evans profile image74
      Ben Evansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, the Geek Tones could have those beautiful songs as could only be sung by nerds.

      I left my part in some dumb Cisco (router that is)
      You probably remember compiling your first 8080A program with a special person while listening to that song.

      Yes great Elton John remakes like “don't let my Sun Microsystems go down on my SNMP”

      and of course:  You don't have to be a startrekie  baby to be in my SEO.

      Oh and Ill bet you remember the days when you would use electrolytic capacitors to get rid of the ripple in your power supplies.   “Can I get a watt watt”

      You cant get this compilation in stores......No.  You have to hack it off the internet.

      Then Geek Tones big_smile

  33. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    those kittens are way hung up!  maybe we all are!


    hung up on the greek!

  34. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    WOW! This thread is still going. hmm


    lol lol lol lol lol

    1. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      http://carolinepond.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/energizer-bunny.jpg?w=350&h=475

      ...and going, and going, and going....

      1. Ben Evans profile image74
        Ben Evansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I thought I would give the batteries a little charge.  :d

    2. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      who would have thunk it?

      1. Cagsil profile image61
        Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Well, with you NOW bumping this thread in response to my post...I would have to say that you did. Just by your actions alone. tongue

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          i think i just did it again!

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Geek One of course big_smile

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol

  35. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    and he likes this guy....

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rgCry1Ucn2Y/SQduSzPZBOI/AAAAAAAAByk/37N2cWatQjc/s400/ElmerFudd.jpg

    found a great gif - he caught bugs, wasn't sure if some would get the humour, so thought I'd better pass.

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      R.I.P.  E.F. sad

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        Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I think this thread is too long and too horny, may be I should say "porny"?
        Or may be I am developing a canadian sense of humor?
        Or may be I am just lost in translation?
        Or may be I am Greek too?

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          how Greek?

  36. bsscorpio8 profile image60
    bsscorpio8posted 6 years ago

    Lookatdis guy. Forgetabotit.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    OMG Greek This thread is still the one?

    Enough!  What intersection are you at?  Coming to take your keyboard for a few days, I'm in Forest Hill btw

    *sigh*

    I mean it, I will,

    Then we can have tons of sex and our partners will leave us and we'll be backk stuck here

    OK that plan sucks [pun intended]

    K

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      marry me?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    eh?

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!  now how'd you find out about Forest Hill?  and now I see you're up on the Canadian slang, eh?  throw in some broken english with a french accent from time to time too would ya....I thought you were in Europe somewhere.  You must really be in TO.  Did you get to meet Greek One?  I think he's probably a 'handful'!

      and yea, i'm gonna disappear again....at work after all..and checking in....needed a quick laugh...in the middle of reading some really dry stuff that is making me yawn! and wish I was on the Danforth having lunch...

      how's that fear of the scoot going?

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I've been called '2 handfuls'
        wink

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LOL!....  I knew you were probably around......you TO guys!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    I've been called a mouthful! smile

  40. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    hey greek one...did you get that icecap?

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/anibellybumpgz8pv8.gif

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      see, I would have been on my tippy toes if I was that guy smile

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ...i wanted to bump the thread...with some trailer park boys...some Canadian stuff, eh.....ohhhhhhhh....i don't know if we'd really want to see below his stomach - with those really tight white pants he likes to wear...winter or summer!

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          be thankful he doesn't wear cut off shorts

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            LOL!  you're right.....hey, have a great day!

            http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/GayLawnmower.gif

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I was going to.. but not after that image (especially since I have to cut the grass tonight)!

    2. wildorangeflower profile image55
      wildorangeflowerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL, that was close

  41. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    hahaha  talk to the stomach!

  42. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ..well, did you have fun cutting the grass?...getting ready for the long weekend...brrr...it's cold up here...no cutting grass for me....

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/PolarBearParty.gif

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMFAO

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    you'd be really cold if you were bear naked in that climate! smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    Posting to post, off to eat some Greek! lol

    1. leeberttea profile image61
      leebertteaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I like to eat greek...are you greek?

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Naughty girl, Kimberly! smile  And Greek One, why didn't I think of this when trying to gather traffic??? smile  Well done!

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    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    Judging by the statue of David, Greek ones were not exactly well-endowed! lol

 
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