What is your favorite insult? (NSFW)

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   Andy McGuireposted 11 years ago

   What is your favorite insult? (NSFW)
   
   Everyone has a favorite insult ready to go in the event of encountering an unbelievable d-bag. What's yours? (My personal favorite is "You're what abortion doctors picture to make their jobs easier.")

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   Georgie Loweryposted 11 years ago

   "You're not half the man your mother is." That one is only for use in extreme circumstances, though. Also "My grandma is more badass than you and she's been dead for ten years."

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   JThomp42posted 11 years ago

   I find no reason to have an insult ready, cocked and ready to shoot. Why would one?

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      Andy McGuireposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Because some people have a good sense of humor.

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      JThomp42posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      There is no sense of humor needed to insult someone. Lack thereof perhaps?

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      jravity1posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      There is absolutely a sense of humor needed to insult someone. Otherwise you will wind up saying something back that sounds dumb. Or you will get laughed at for not saying anything back to them.  True story.

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      JThomp42posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      SMH

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      MickSposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      It is not 'dumg', to not insult someone, very poor use of language if someone can only come out with  very unfunny insults, like swear words, save them for when really needed.

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   Silverspeederposted 11 years ago

   For use at work usually...........
   
   If i only had half a brain i would still have 99.9% more than you.

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   MickSposted 11 years ago

   Are some people that pathetic that they have collections of insults, with favourites.

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      Georgie Loweryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You just called people who think insults are funny pathetic. That's an insult, right?

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      MickSposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      It may or may not be an insult, that is up to you to decide, you will inepret it how you will.  Insulting people isn't funny, and I don't feel the need to have a collection of insults.

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      Andy McGuireposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      So you decided to come to this question just to tell people your opinion on insults? Can't you just watch porn when you're bored like everyone else?

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      MickSposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      No I didn't come to this question for that purpose, You are presuming my purpose, you asked the question.  I didn't believe that there could be some people so pathetic as to save up insults and have favourites.

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      Andy McGuireposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I bet you're a blast to hang out with.

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      MickSposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      When I was childish enough to 'hang out', the peoplewith whom  I 'hung out' had far more inteligent things to do or think of than how to insult people.

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   Old Empresarioposted 11 years ago

   I've always thought calling someone fat or ugly were pretty good insults that got to the point.

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   jravity1posted 11 years ago

   You are the reason puppies die. ... If you say it to someone sensitive enough you can actually see there heart break.

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      Andy McGuireposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Nice one.

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      MickSposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I really can't see the point of trying to upset someone, are you trying to divert attention from your own inadequacies?

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   SallyTXposted 11 years ago

   I swear! He'd b*tch if he was hung with a new rope! ;D

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   Bailey13posted 11 years ago

   An insult I really only mention to my friends because they get it and I don't want to make anyone mad is "Your mama's so stupid and fat that she sits on the tv and watches the couch then calls the cable guy to come fix it. Then he says shes so fat she squished it then she slaps him across the face".

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      SallyTXposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Well, Bailey, you're just so complicated you prob'ly eat Top Ramen with a fine-toothed comb! ;D

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    macteacherposted 11 years ago

    I usually just toss out "Wow!  You're a lot smarter than you look!"  It takes a moment to sink in that I just insulted them.  LOL.

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