Dating is new to me.....

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   MrMagnificentposted 13 years ago

   Now tell me who wouldn't like the freedom to date, ingage with the oppisite sex, at any given time, or how some say however the cards or draws fall..
   
     Can somebody tell me how many times have you felt that you have ran into or found your man, woman? To Damn many.. But seriously there are some beautiful good strong backboned women, and some handsom good hard working men that also have a backbone and knows how to be a team player, that are not gay or in the closet on the D-L..
   
     When us real people are presented with the pleasure to be in your presence, we have to suffer by the hands of your EX..
   
     Well hey you're looking very jazzy today, loving the way your hair and your hips sway at the sounds of Sade, my you be blessed and have a lovely day.....
   
                                                Mr. Magnificent

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      donotfearposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Yeah yeah...we heard it a thousand times.....drippy drippy.

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   watchyaposted 13 years ago

   LOL
   Who are you posting to ?

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   watchyaposted 13 years ago

   Very interesting hub! Everybody should read it! It's a must !
   
   

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years ago

   Typically, hubs are made of words. Pictures are, indeed, often included; however, words are generally considered the "meat" of a hub. I'm not trying to be mean...I get the positioning of the two pictures...but you may actually run the risk of having your hub considered "substandard" by the staff.
   
   Regardless though, welcome to HubPages!!

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   myownworldposted 13 years ago

   huh?  And what's with all the backbones?!

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      TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think he means "having backbones" as opposed to "being spineless."
      
      Not in the anatomical sense, rather in the emotional or courageous sense.

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   Paradise7posted 13 years ago

   I wondered that, too.  It seems the guy has a real thing for spines.
   
   He's gotta find a woman in a backless dress!

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yes...." beautiful good strong backboned woman"
      Been a while since someone called me that...wait NO ONE's ever called me that!

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LOL!  that's a good one!  good 4 u!  LOL  thanx for the chuckle!

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   Highvoltagewriterposted 13 years ago

   What the hay?? I have seen some short hubs i n my day but you take the cake!

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      Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Short hubs?  Who????  Where???  When???

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   Highvoltagewriterposted 13 years ago

   There is always a first time myownworld!

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yes, no place better than HP for any kind of initiation!
      
      lol @ GS! (((( i think we all got that... just having some fun here )))

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   Paradise7posted 13 years ago

   Short dates.  There's a topic.  I went out on a blind date with a fella that said he joined a single parents group even though he doesn't have a child in order to meet women.  That date lasted five minutes or so, I went to the ladies room and out the back door of the restaurant where we met, never to see him again...

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Haha my date lasted 30min after I accidentally cut his ear lobe giving him a trim in my kitchen.

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         Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That must have told the guy something!!!  Like, get out of town, you bum!  Poor thing....You meant well.

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I know I had all good intentions Paradise.
            I mean it's not like I cut the whole lobe off gee whiz.
            Just partially....
            And heck I did tell him where it landed.

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         formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         blondie, He still had another ear; what's the problem?

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            That is so so right. I mean what was such a big problem????
            One is better than none ROFL!!!

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      wow! you have one strong backbone!

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      Polly Cposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That is the plot in the book/film About a Boy - he must have read it and got ideas..
      
      I just came on here and 'read' the hub...first time I've laughed all night!

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    LMAO where are the words in your hub.
    I looked left right upside down couldn't find any
    Damn so therefore was unsure what the moral of the story was...
    I gathered it was you are going to buy the bronze statue for a lot of bucks.

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       Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I checked out Mr. Magnificent's two totally unrelated juxtaposed pics of a hub, very interesting in a way, I suppose...

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          Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It actually looked better upside down, for some reason.  Or maybe I need new glasses.  New wine glasses, filled with new wine.  That should do the trick!

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Hahahahahahahaha yes the view from upside down is quite prolific....
             (BP takes another swig of Midori................burp.

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                Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Got some Cabernet Savignon or whatever going at the moment.  Y'know, it's from Australia, and it's not bad.  I didn't know they could grow wine grapes there...I imagine the sheep would have something to say about it...

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                   blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Bert just says it is B-A-A-A-D!!!!
                   
                   

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                      Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Hahahahahah!!!!!  This is a total grin!  Where do you get this stuff from????  I love it!

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                         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         LMAO from Photobucket isn't it just so cool.

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                      Denseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      B-a-a-d girl!

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                         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Cannot help it bleat bleat b-a-a-a!!1

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          Denseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          @Paradise7: I just checked out the hub and saw your comment.
          My hats off to you for being able to find positive words for the hub in question.

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    Highvoltagewriterposted 13 years ago

    BP, what IS that girl doing to that poor sheep?

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       Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Looks like she's trying to ride it, or maybe check out its backbone! 

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO it is just I taking Bert for a little ride down to Crocodile Creek.
       Why those pink heels cost me $85 bucks from Myers Sale.

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          Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Great shoes, really great shoes.  They were worth it!

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             Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Aslo, Crocodile Creek...we're still in Australia with the Cabernet Sauvignon???  Eh??

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                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                You bet your little white cotton socks we are.
                We are about to ride some bulls at Wolf Creek Rodeo...
                Grab your Coubra Hat Paradise, pack the wine in a esky, we are going to paint the town red.
                
                
                
                P.s Gee we got way off the dating topic LMAO!!!!
                Oh well it happens.

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                   Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   It's great how enhancing chaps are for the right body!  I'm with ya.  Paint the town red, yes, ride a bull, well...I'll watch!

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                      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Don't you worry your cotton picking socks Paradise found a small bull for you.
                      
                      

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                         Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         This guy's about my size!  Ha! 

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                   formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Who cares!

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    Highvoltagewriterposted 13 years ago

    Oh well..he DOES look happy whatever she is doing!

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       Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That blonde poet comes up with the coolest pics and anime!

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    Highvoltagewriterposted 13 years ago

    And... every one knows there is NOTHING like happy sheep!

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       Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Baaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!  (What a sheep says when it's getting a massage!)

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    Highvoltagewriterposted 13 years ago

    I bet I could ride that bull..yep!

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       Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Sure you could, hoss.  highvoltage does something for you, doesn't it?

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          blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO!!!!!!

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    Well Mr. Magnificent. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it probablly is. That last punch line you gave in your OP got me playing the violin!

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    sultani786posted 13 years ago

    hi dear how are you

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ha ha - read all the posts and where they went....LOL...

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       thanks - that was good!   I don't know when  I started becoming immature - but it happened - and it's a good thing!  or maybe it's just another part of being....i like it tho - thanks again...LOL

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