Does masturbation cause carpel tunnel?

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   That is the question.

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      no, but bright red lipstick does.

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Dirty!

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            Ghost32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Dirty red lipstick?  Now, there's a visual!

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      Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      WTF is that?

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         lol look it up.

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            Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You know I am lazy.
            
            Can you join Cindy?

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      Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Carpet tumble syndrome?

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      Neil Sperlingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Many people believe that Carpel Tunnel is caused from repetitive motion of wrists - however in truth if your diet supplies the bodies cells with enough anti oxidants all cells have enough elasticity to stretch and then go back to the correct shape.
      
      Thus if masturbation causes carpel tunnel it is because you play when it is dinner time too often.
      
      I'm getting hungry!

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ROTF!!!!

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      yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Only if you refuse to divide up the labor

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   mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

   LOL, Not if you keep your eyes shut, (or do it in the dark). Best plan, get someone else to do it for you, then all risks of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome are removed

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      Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Can you do it for me? I'll watch

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         mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Nice try Misha, but Husband might complain

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            Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Bummer Well, may be better luck next time?

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What do you mean?   Do it in the dark? lol

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         mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Well it is a bit like the dog or child that hides it's head behind a cushion and thinks because it is dark, no-one can see them. If you do it in the dark, it doesn't count

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            sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lololol... giggling like a school aged child.

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   ediggityposted 14 years ago

   It causes hairy palms.

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   sannyasinmanposted 14 years ago

   You have just obliged me to learn something new. Not a bad thing!
   
   Carpal tunnel syndrome (note the spelling). . . .
   "There is little clinical data to prove whether repetitive and forceful movements of the hand and wrist during work or leisure activities can cause carpal tunnel syndrome. "
   
   However . . .
   "Women are three times more likely than men to develop carpal tunnel syndrome, perhaps because the carpal tunnel itself may be smaller in women than in men."
   
   Watch out ladies!

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ah, even during a joke you learn something new.  Carpal. Noted.  Interesting though. 

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      starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      so that means men can masturbate without getting carpel tunnel but women cant?

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   Ever heard of the "mystery hand"? 

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      areyouseriousposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      once but i didnt know it was that kind of party. lol the drinks were good though

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   They can... when they do men

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      starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well then, I guess the men just need to do the women all the time so they wont hurt their wrists

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         starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I mean so the women don't hurt their wrists

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         yup sounds good to me. 
         
         Has anyone ever heard of the mystery hand?

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            Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Nope. Is it the same kind of stuff?

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               sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Don't be lazy, do a google search.  I just heard this one and it is so ridiculously funny....

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            starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            um... I;m afraid to ask - but O.k I'll bite- just what is a mystery hand

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               sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I don't now if I am allowed to say it so I will do the fill in the blank.
               
               A mystery hand is when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and you....and it feels like someone elses hand. lololololol

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                  mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh my life, that is a new one on me Sandra, hmmm, must recommend it to my friends

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                  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Works only for girls though

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                     mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Guess that might make sense Misha, anyway, off to bed now (and not to try out the "mystery hand" I promise). Catch up with you guys tomorrow

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                     Neil Sperlingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     LOL - Misha thinks it only works for girls so he is still wondering who's hand that was the other night LOL

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                        Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Oh, I know whose Neil. You don't know her.

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                           Neil Sperlingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           Are you Really sure about that Misha?

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                              Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Now that said it... It was dark actually... So no, I can't be sure whose hand it was

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                                 Neil Sperlingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 LOL - Misha - I meant are you sure I don't know her? She may have secrets you know!

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                                    Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    LOL One can never be 100% sure. But I am reasonably positive.

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                     mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     PS. Your response infers you might have tried this technique and found it lacking Misha

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                        Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Absolutely! Boys need more movement range

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                  Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  What????? Who Let the Cat Out of the Bag??????
                  OMG That's just like a quick Park mounting, Doggie-Style! Thought it was Our Secret!
                  [lucky we don't have hands! ]

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               Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Better know to the men as "Rosie Palm."

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Not that I would object

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         sannyasinmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Apparently that's the number one cause of carpal syndrome in men

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            sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Look! You can't start talking goat and change the subject!

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            Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Only in some.
            
            Yawn.

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               sannyasinmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               At least .. that's how I got mine.

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   sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

   It seems to make people forgetful ab... about... wait,
   what was the question?

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   starme77posted 14 years ago

   hahaha lol -sounds great maybe I'll try it lol

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   Sweet dreams Cindy

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    No! Only frustration! And now the neighbors cat has cut me off!

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       Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sure it was not goat?

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          sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          You know a goat?

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             Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Nah, I don't have any. Only deers

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                sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                How well do you know them?

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Not well enough yet - just moved in last Sunday

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       sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I could use an easy deer about now.

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    I missed the thread about masturbation?? Ugh.

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    No....But you'll shoot your eye out kid! 

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       Paradise7posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Snuck right up on me and I laughed like hell.
       
       Of course it does.  Masturbation causes not only carpel tunnel but blindness, in lab rats; it also causes baldness in Rhesus monkeys.

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    thranaxposted 14 years ago

    Yes, you can get it from doing any activities like that, including moving a mouse. Both aren't very far off from the same thing, other then arm position and what it is your doing with the mouse.
    
    There is a reason why we were built to use our legs to preform the same task.
    
    ~thranax~

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       Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I double click my mouse.
       
       (Not sure how I can use my legs to do that...)

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    diogenesposted 14 years ago

    I suggest the name "Wubbers" for hubbers who wank a lot and can't stop carping about it.

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       BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Bunch of tossers if you ask me

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       OMG, I nickname my Husband "Wub" as an affectionate term for "Love", not sure he would like the idea I was inferring he was a wanker!! LOL

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    JulietduPreezposted 14 years ago

    Are you more susceptible if you masturbate and type at the same time?

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Now where is that feller Pest when we need him? Ain't he the one that wrote a hub on masturbation? He knows a lot about it, Vaseline, soap and socks. Oh yeah, that hub got yanked out from under him after two weeks of fun. Can't have too much fun 'round here no more, someone might just flag ya. Don't think he ever spoke about this tunnel thing though. Seems like that would be mighty painful down there.

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    I'm sorry, it's hard for me to type.  My hands are all locked up and my wrists are killing me...

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    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

    It can! Repetitive use injuries are quite common so it all depends on how often you engage. The good news is, with proper training and exercise you can overcome the pain!

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       rmcrayneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       This thread certainly facilitated a lot of fun for a lot of people.  But if anyone really does have questions or concerns about carpal tunnel, I am an upper extremity neuro-musculo-skeletal expert.

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          Aquaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Uh oh, you would freak if you saw my work area. Or I should say, lack of work area. My wrists go through all kinds of contortions to reach the keyboard.

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             rmcrayneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             It's usually the upper body posture that makes me freak. 

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    Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

    Not in to my knowledge. But I think if you post this in religious forum, you'll find all kinds of things that it causes, including God killing kittens, etc.

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, I bought a friend of mine this packet of mints with a really cute picture of a kitten on the box. Underneath it said, "every time you masturbate God kills a kitten.... Stop, think of the kittens". She started to read it out loud in the vets surgery waiting room where she worked, and then stopped (just in time), and doubled up laughing.

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    jiberishposted 14 years ago

    Don't know if masturbation causes carpel tunnel, but I've heard it can cause you to go blind.

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       so that's it! Since yesterday I can barely see the screen !

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    mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

    Is it just me, but I have noticed that as of about half an hour ago any posts I make to this forum topic do not show up on hubtivity, either on the main page, or on my profile page?? Strange, do you think the topic has anything to do with it???

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       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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       Misty, where ya been? We are in the sandpit, it don't show up on hubtivity dear.

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    stuart747posted 14 years ago

    I hope not, and I don't want to go blind either

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    fred henselposted 14 years ago

    I have been hoping for a friendly voice on the tepephone to inspire me!

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    rmcrayneposted 14 years ago

    Hmmm...This thread is not showing in Hubtivity....

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    It's in the Sandpit.

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       rmcrayneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks Misha.  Maybe should move religion to sandpit?

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    Is that why my hand hurts? I thought it was from note-taking... hmm.

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