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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   That is really me in a Halloween costume. So yep that is really me thank you

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   Colebabieposted 15 years ago

   Point being Max, your generalizations about women, looks, couples, etc. aren't always the case. There are people here that are proof of that. So rather than waste your time trying to prove them wrong (when they don't care) focus your energy on writing another one of those cute little hubs. Ok?

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      Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Your bust size is of no concern to me. What is it with some females who feel that when they reveal the size of their bust, all males in the land will be consumed by sexual desire and slump like dribbling schoolboys to their knees, to worship at he feet of their female lovliness? You clearly have much to learn my young child.
      
      Ignoring your ample bosoms for one moment, isn't it remarkable how my assessment of you based on your picture, or more to the point, the way your picture was framed, gave me a real insight into your true physical appearance. Females are easy to read. They think they are hiding behind a feminine wilyness but a smart guy can see through this with effortless ease.

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         Colebabieposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         You assumed what he found attractive in me. I just stated what he likes. I don't care what you think. I framed my picture for my eyes. It is what I like about me. I didn't think framing my chest, ass, or hips were appropriate although I like those parts of my body as well. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't say "my young child", I'm not your anything.

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Max, I understand what you're saying...BUT even when I was younger and attractive, I always had a unique attraction for guys that most girls didn't drool over. I think it's something about the testosterone level in the guys. ??
   
   And you didn't make me an emotional wreck, Max. I'm very comfortable with who I am and enjoy a healthy self esteem!

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   And BTW, my wonderful husband is attractive, smart, funny, supportive, and a talented artist! I'm a lucky lady!

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   Jeryposted 15 years ago

   Max is just pushing your buttons ladies, and like I said seems to be doing a good job of it. Notice he doesn't respond to the male commenters? Usually people that seem so worried about proving their superiority are actually very insecure themselves, and their ongoing attempt to "prove" you all wrong proves to me I'm right. Fact is physical beauty has little, or rather, nothing to do with intelligence. Everyone knows smart people who are good looking and plane looking people who are not. But everybody is entitled to their own opinions-even Max.

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   Jeryposted 15 years ago

   You know I think this guy is pretty good looking too. Maybe I'll just upload 10 or 20 Hunk pics and just rotate them.

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   rebekahELLEposted 15 years ago

   this thread is still going?
   
   oh gee, jery, you turned into Josh, hmmm, can you turn into Hugh Jackman??

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   I vote for Hugh Jackman!!!

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   zadrobiposted 15 years ago

   Doing some laundry? Niiiice hehehe don't forget to seperate the reds from the whites

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      yoshi97posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Shelly was doing the laundry and I forgot it was in the background when I snapped the shot. haha! She'd kill me if she knew I aired out her laundry on the internet - lol!
      
      At least we all know the photo is legit, as any photo off the internet would have had a more intriguing background.
      
      And for those who think I fold the laundry ... not a chance ... I run them up and down the stairs and that's my part in it.
      
      And to answer another statement made ... I work 10 hours a day and come home to write. As such, writing is not my full time job. However, I wouldn't mind if it was.

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         zadrobiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Hahaha yeah... one of the downsides of being single.
         
         On another note... I do find it endearing that you took the time to take a photo of yourself... I understand people not wanting their true identity revealed but it's kinda nice to see some faces from time to time. Thanks, Yoshi.

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    Well, Im only on one hub, Im not pretty..what you see is what you get..I dont think looks have anything to do with hub activity and such

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    Lisa HWposted 15 years ago

    Jery, there's something too posed about the guy.  I vote that you go back to the perfectly fine, original, photo you had when you started this thread.  There's just something kind of "girly" and contrived about guys who pose for photos like this guy did. 

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Ditto to what Lisa said!

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ditto too

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    JulietduPreezposted 15 years ago

    It's not just here. Take a look at freelance writers in general. There are a lot of them who well, should think of modelling as a career

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    Sufidreamerposted 15 years ago

    Don't worry, Maximus - one day, you will manage to lose your virginity and all that pent up sexual frustration will just disappear. 

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       HealthTipposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Lol can't see that happening, not from his online dating Hub, we could all bunch together and get him a call girl though
       
       PS - Not that I know anything about call girls !

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       myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       
       (((I have a feeling he's not quite straight, if u know what I mean....just a woman's instinct!)))

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          Sufidreamerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          He might find what he needs on Hampstead Heath - if it's good enough for George Michael...

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             myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             ooh...that's a good idea..Ive seen quite a few promising bushes there....
             (maybe, we can throw in HT's tips and CG all in one...now wouldn't that be a real treat for him!

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                HealthTipposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                I have also seen quite a few promising bushes lol

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                   myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   !!!

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          Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Must you comment on me with every post you make? Has your online infatuation (with me) consumed you so much you can barely function?
          
          Get a grip girl.
          
          We both know you're vain. And we both know you have an elevated sense of your own beauty. But must every post you make about me have your tongue lolliping on the floor? It's very unbecoming.

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             myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             easy max....u are beginning to get carried away now ok. since 'we both' know how vain i am, then let me tell u that u just don't measure up to my standards...nah...not even close!!! so go get yourself a life and write some quality hubs...sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just NOT interested!
             
             (and mentioning u in my posts is because your words offer such great material for jokes, that's all!)

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    Sufidreamerposted 15 years ago

    Maybe he could save his pocket money up. If I remember rightly, London's phone boxes are filled with cards from some of the aforementioned ladies of the night.
    
    Maybe CabinGirl would like to earn a few bob - it will be easy money. I reckon  that the first time he sees a naked women, he won't even manage to cross the finishing line and his race will come to a premature end.

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       HealthTipposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You sure that end bit isn't describing me lol

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          Sufidreamerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          'Tis a sad affliction. Mind you, there is a cure for that - just visualise a leather-clad Ann Widdecombe smeared in blancmange.
          
          Mind you, that could backfire - they don't call me Mr Droopy for nothing

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             HealthTipposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Just did mate and I am liking it, I am at the if there is a pulse stage, jeeez I wonder if I cud photoshop that pic of Widdecombe

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       Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Let me take you to one side my friend. Not to rearrange your face through a violent beating, your unfortunate genes have already done a fine job doing that.
       
       But really, you claim to be a professional freelance writer, but look at what you offer. If you're going to abuse me at least elevate it to a standard that fits with your pretences that you're a professional writer. Your diatribe is symbolic of the common man. It's puerile, lacks a cutting edge and is thoroughly devoid of humour. At least have the decency to abuse me with some style. .
       
       But then Im sensing style bypassed you long ago.

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          badcompany77posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Guess all the writers on here can't just describe a false orifice in your style. Perhaps one has to experience it to deliver it in a fitting style

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    lol...I wonder where Maximus Aurelius is anyway....he usually emerges at lunch time to get sick all over this thread...

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       HealthTipposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Checking his replies from his dating site, I hope he hasn't been using a fake photo

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    HealthTipposted 15 years ago

    By the way Sufi watched a great movie last night that reminded me of you " My Life In Ruins ". Tis all about a female holiday rep finding herself in Greece, was funny and showed a lot of Greece but it was a great comedy. The " Ruins " bit of course applied to the ancient ruins, they didn't even mention you Suffi lol

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    Sufidreamerposted 15 years ago

    Myownworld: He is probably downloading some heavy-duty gay porn
    
    Health-Tip - Last night, my Romanian friends gave me some Raki distilled from prunes. I certainly feel like an ancient ruin today - drinking meths would have been preferable.

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       HealthTipposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh jeeeeeeez, I take my hat off to you, I nearly killed myself at the weekend taking 3 pints of Morgan Spice  with Coke !

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    !!
    (((u reckon even that pic of his is one of his lovers? maybe he gets off just talking to it...)))
    
    ok..now Im being mean. i deserve to drink that raki now!

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       just fan him     prove his "reverse pschology” thing hes got going on....

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    instead, why not fan hubbers worthy of respect and readership....? no shortage here, trust me!
    (i just fanned one of them

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       i was kidding, this whole thread brought out my bratty side. he  does have some funny stuff, even if he comes across as a rather self absorbed grump. perhaps hes not serious?
       anyway, there are tons of writers here who not only write well, but are thoughtful and respectful.

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       awww you.....
       big hugs for that. 

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    Sufidreamerposted 15 years ago

    HT - go easy on the Coke - that stuff will kill you.
    
    myownworld - probably a picture of his latest man-crush

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       myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       yes, HT make sure u dilute it with a few shots of that other real stuff u like so much....adds to one's life

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 15 years ago

    Oh dear Maxi, you took the bait hon. I wouldn't take on BD and HT and all the girls.
    
    They are all fun loving people hon, join the club, get yourself a smile in that good strong face of yours.
    
    Taking on the girls is like landing in a snake pit, they can strike at any time, then they all curl-up together at the end of the day.

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       wow

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    Did someone mention already that the hubname Maximus might be a hope or wishful thinking for that hubber?

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    bloodnlatexposted 15 years ago

    I see the ladies are in fine form in here today.  I proud of all of you...

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       myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I tell myself to stay away from this thread, but then it somehow brings the worst in you. i swear it's the devil itself...
       
       (good on u Star!)

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          bloodnlatexposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Either way, you are handling yourself like the vixen you are...And that is a good thing....

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          Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          cuz were snakes...imagine a little evil smiley face....

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             Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Oh wait, I am actaully a dragon!!! I forgot~!!! hhahaha

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    zadrobiposted 15 years ago

    Haha this thread is still going on that?
    
    I wonder how many times he's called people ugly, told them they are stupid, told them they are being too serious, or told them that they need to think for themselves (as he stereotypes, mind you). These are all probably being used interchangeably. Insults are his sad defense.
    
    Let's play a game. Everytime Max says soemthing we say "SSSHHHHHHHH Maxy, it's ok."

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       Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH Maxy.
       
       Game over.
       
       Anymore bright ideas?   
       
       war har har har.

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    zadrobiposted 15 years ago

    Shhhh Maxy.

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       myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Zad, u've actually hit on the perfect solution!!!
       
       (LOL @ justin and blood...)

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       Flightkeeperposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Redneckmanposted 15 years ago

    My old lady would kick that young Maxis butt, but the pesky guy has taken a thread about nothing to 400 replies, one has to ask who is the silly one ?
    
    Deff not that cutie Zad, we would love him up here in the mountains

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       zadrobiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Lol compliment accepted

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       Maximus591posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ahhh yes, indeed. A very perceptive insight. But a females vanity is easy to manipulate. Pressing their buttons is often not enough, It's the right combination of buttons and the manner you press them is the trick. Take 'Myownworld' for example. She professes intelligence behind her superficially vain facade, yet here she is, demonstraing her very obvious lack of intelligence through her repeated postings.
       
       An intelligent girl would just walk away. But she finds the experience strangely hypnotic and keeps returning.
       
       Are those the actions of an intelligent individual?

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          Redneckmanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Although not to purdy myself, although I was in my youth young man I like to think I am perceptive. Myself I would have killed this thread stone dead about 200 posts ago by walking away but you have played your cards really well, I am impressed.
          
          From nobody knowing you to the talking point of all the women on here, my young lad you bring back memories of me in my prime although you are way more purdy than I was. I printed out a pic of you for my old lady, your theory of the sexy pic sure has her dancing around like a wild boar in heat. I just hope my old ticker doesn't give up. Just curious, does the 591 signify your month and year of birth ?

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          yoshi97posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You're stereotyping yourself Maxipad ... Were it not for you (the Simon Cowell of Hubpages) returning daily we might have all left this thread by now, but ya know ... our town has been without an idiot for a long time, and we keep hoping that if we humor you long enough you just might remain a while longer.
          
          What I find humorous is how I have found several threads where you banter on about fatties and other things, which makes me wonder ... are you, Maxipad, a closet fatty? It's okay if you are, because we will all love you just the same. I just couldn't help but wonder if you are striking out at others to relieve your insecurities. If so, email me, I'll get you in touch with a good trauma therapist that will work you wonders.
          
          So, tell us Maxipad, what is it about your fellow humans that makes you so angry? We want to help you. Please feel free to detail all of the angst you hold back inside. Remember, we're recording this for posterity ... so that it might help others in the future.

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             dejajolieposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             LOL MAXIPAD...................BWAH HA HA LMBO! THANKS I read that and was like maybe it's a typo and then I reread it and was like, NO there it is

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    Ssshhhhhhh Maxy.

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       zadrobiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    Ssshhhhhhhh Maxy.

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    Redneckmanposted 15 years ago

    Maybe I should put a less sexy photo of myself up just in case he thinks I put this one up to draw the ladies in !

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       Lee Booleanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       dude, you can't hide true beauty

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          Redneckmanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Why thank you young man I just wish you could attend our Halloween barndance as I know the womenfolk would find you horny as hell

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             Lee Booleanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             thank you kind sir... would be happy to come to your shindig, as long a few of the ladies still have some teeth count me in!

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          Grace B. Hornalesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          ohh what happen to your face and head?

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             Redneckmanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             My you are a cutie, this is the best dating site ever !

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                Grace B. Hornalesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                oh thanks redneck. I enjoy forums

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             Lee Booleanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             too much sun, always read the instructions on sun tan lotion... not only did I get burnt, got these weird pimples on my head and they just wont go away...

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Thanks, dejajolie.
    
    And thanks, Jeri. I like this pic much better!
    
    Redneckman, I have a strong feeling you might be from my neck of the woods...and I LOVE your pic!!

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       Jeryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks habee, I'd take my shirt off, but I wanna be easy on you girls. lol

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    sooner than laterposted 15 years ago

    Lee, how you been?

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       Lee Booleanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Not bad, just a bit on the busy side at work, but who wants to hear about that!
       How you keeping ol' sparring partner?

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          sooner than laterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, having some problems with my prostate- but who wants to hear about that.
          
          I've been good. Been getting ready for the grand kids to come over. I built a huge fire pit out of sandstone bricks and mortar. And finished their playhouse too.

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    yoshi97posted 15 years ago

    haha! Nope, no typo. I figure if he can call every female here a fatty I can get away with some good old fashioned ribbing myself.
    
    Ah ... back to the dragon avatar ... it suits me better

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Aw, c'mon', Jery. We can handle it! lol

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