I've been asked to write an online dating profile for a 33 year old fun, fit, adventurous, outdoorsy, girly girl (with big boobs, I might add). She has a great sense of humor, and loves lizards, snakes, and bugs...anything that crawls or slithers. Which is ironic since she really is a girly girl. The picture I saw of her shows her in a mini dress, holding an overweight iguana. That's all I know about her at the moment.
My question is...what do men really want to know about a woman? What information should I include in her profile that will entice a great guy to ask her out?
Thanks for your help guys!
did you mention how big her boobs are ??
buffalo wing wrote:
did you mention how big her boobs are ??
LOLOL
Oooh, this should be an interesting thread.
i still need to know how big her boobs are
Honestly, I look for personality. So, if you could somehow show off her wittiness or off-beat humor I think that would draw people in...or at least me.
Although T&A is nice too. ![]()
Describe her job and how much time she can devote to a possible relationship. What are her living arangements, home with kids, back with parents, alone with a cat(s)?
Describe what she does not want in a relationship. Do not describe her ex.
wanted--woman who likes to hunt and fish, preferably owns boat-- looks and lifestyle not important. please email photo of guns, fishing tackle and boat.
Whatever you say, do not use the words easy going, laid back, or down to earth....I'm beginning to think there's a woman's dating profile handbook that all of you are quoting from. No trashing men or asking "Are there any real men left?" Other then that its hard to say I have yet to read a truly original profile so I'm not sure what that looks like, but I do like the occasional funny one.
buffalo wing wrote:
wanted--woman who likes to hunt and fish, preferably owns boat-- looks and lifestyle not important. please email photo of guns, fishing tackle and boat.
Hear!Hear!
Fun but not easy, confident but not snobish, willing to explore and loves adventure, doesn't mind getting dirty.
It seems that the perfect woman for you guys is Sarah Palin.
Important part is the snakes and lizards, woosy men will be too scared, so that will keep the meek away, for the rest, honesty would be a unique angle! ![]()
though I am not a man Cheeky I can tell you they seem to like the word 'spontaneous'
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wavegirl22 wrote:
though I am not a man Cheeky I can tell you they seem to like the word 'spontaneous'
Spontaneous is good!
Cheeky Chick wrote:
I've been asked to write an online dating profile for a 33 year old fun, fit, adventurous, outdoorsy, girly girl (with big boobs, I might add). She has a great sense of humor, and loves lizards, snakes, and bugs...anything that crawls or slithers. Which is ironic since she really is a girly girl. The picture I saw of her shows her in a mini dress, holding an overweight iguana. That's all I know about her at the moment.
My question is...what do men really want to know about a woman? What information should I include in her profile that will entice a great guy to ask her out?
Thanks for your help guys!
Oh dear.
Bad idea,
Very very bad idea.
Can't the female concerned actually write her own profile? Are you saying she doesn't have a single thought in her head she can't put into writing? I know most females are devoid of interesting thought, but come on now, don't confirm that fact to me.
You know, even the dumbest guy on the planet (and there are many) would soon be turned off once he realised the girl was nothing more than a pair of big boobs who was incapable of writing her own profile.
Do your friend a favour and refuse to write her profile. That would be a greater mark of your friendship.
buffalo wing wrote:
did you mention how big her boobs are ??
Well, as far as I can tell from the picture, I'd guess her boobs are at least a C up, if not a D cup. But, this is just a guess...padded bras can be deceiving ![]()
What site is this profile for as different dating sites actually would benefit from slightly different profiles. For instance, a lady writing a profile for eharmony might desire a slightly more serious profile than a woman writing one for match.com. I would figure out what site she is placing this profile on so you can plan accordingly.
Maximus591 wrote:
Cheeky Chick wrote:
I've been asked to write an online dating profile for a 33 year old fun, fit, adventurous, outdoorsy, girly girl (with big boobs, I might add). She has a great sense of humor, and loves lizards, snakes, and bugs...anything that crawls or slithers. Which is ironic since she really is a girly girl. The picture I saw of her shows her in a mini dress, holding an overweight iguana. That's all I know about her at the moment.
My question is...what do men really want to know about a woman? What information should I include in her profile that will entice a great guy to ask her out?
Thanks for your help guys!
Aahhh, a man of substance! The woman we are speaking of is not a friend, she is a friend of a friend. You know, not everyone is blessed with the ability to write in a way that truly reflects who they are. Some people don't have confidence in their ability to write. I liken this request to asking for help writing a resume. I have done lots of resumes for friends and acquaintances, so why not a dating profile?
For the men of substance, I promise to write a profile that is honest and accurate. Thanks for your perspective.
Cheeky
Oh dear.
Bad idea,
Very very bad idea.
Can't the female concerned actually write her own profile? Are you saying she doesn't have a single thought in her head she can't put into writing? I know most females are devoid of interesting thought, but come on now, don't confirm that fact to me.
You know, even the dumbest guy on the planet (and there are many) would soon be turned off once he realised the girl was nothing more than a pair of big boobs who was incapable of writing her own profile.
Do your friend a favour and refuse to write her profile. That would be a greater mark of your friendship.
drej2522 wrote:
Honestly, I look for personality. So, if you could somehow show off her wittiness or off-beat humor I think that would draw people in...or at least me.
Although T&A is nice too.![]()
Thanks! That is excellent feedback. I always think humor draws people in too.
Cheeky

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