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Masterbation - How Much Is Too Much?

  1. Gregg Biancci profile image79
    Gregg Biancciposted 7 years ago

    Just wondering what people think on this topic, I don't want to know how much you do it, just wondering if anyone thinks there is a standard or rule as to how much!

    I'm of the thinking that 3-4 times a week is acceptable.

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image61
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      masturbation is bad when you just rely on it, you need a warm body and a good relationship that goes with it....

      1. abcd1111 profile image60
        abcd1111posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Crap! It has to be a warm body?

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Only by the strictest of legal definitions.

      2. yoshi97 profile image88
        yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        And preferably a human one ... we need to add that part as we can never assume that everyone is on the same page ... smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol

      3. Alice Silver profile image60
        Alice Silverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        u dont have to have a man to make u feel good.
        im sorry but masterbation is masterbation.
        it works for me and all other people i dont know

    2. starme77 profile image87
      starme77posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I think its a personal thing Whatever feels good for the one person involved smile

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      seriously, what?
      I guess, like everything in life, as much as you want as long as it doesnt get you fired or make me break up with you..I mean....

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        That reminds me of the time I got fired for...

        But seriously he did mean day and not week right? ^ big_smile

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          jeeze...if you got the energy for 3 a day...call me!!!

          1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
            Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            you've not got one of those phone lines that charge me $2.99 a minute have you. lol

            And by 3 I was being conservative, there's a lot of hours in the day, what else am I meant to do, read a book or something... smile

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              Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              geographicaly it would cost you quite a bit to call me.
              perhaps you could watch a good movie or listen to music or...

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oh boy

      sorry Bacon but that smilie was silly. this is a respectable site, yanno neutral

      i didn't report it but (meh)

      is this place even moderated anymore? doesn't feel like it lately.

    5. edzee profile image60
      edzeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Silly rabbit.

    6. BrandenA profile image60
      BrandenAposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I think it should be fine if you do it once every day, but if it becomes an addiction it can have adverse effects on your body. If you experience premature ejaculation, pain, or a startlingly less pleasing orgasm, you should probably slow down.

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      sandra rinckposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I dunno, if you were going at for like an hour and still haven't achieved the desired result then I would think it is time to give up.  lol

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      titfanposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Hi, I'm male and have been masturbating for nearly 35 years now and I haven't felt bad about it any time. As a matter of fact, I have 'made it a point' to stroke my penis everyday regardless of where I am that given day. Of course, the pics of the beautiful girls I want sex with, that I carry wherever I go has helped a great deal.
      Some of the benefits I've noticed, of masturbation are: stress-relief, overcoming of head-aches/ drowsiness and the like. To sum up, the act has always made my day fresh. smile

      1. Castlepaloma profile image23
        Castlepalomaposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        I would not be masturdebaters over this topic. 98% do it and some of the rest are lying about it.

        Got to love yourselves first. Or practice until someone cums along.

  2. Ivorwen profile image84
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    If it falls off, you've done too much.  lol

    Really don't have an opinion on the subject, except to say, it shouldn't interfere with living your life.

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    2. Alice Silver profile image60
      Alice Silverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      The male penis cant fall off
      only cut off. yes, im a crazy bitch
      smilesmilesmilesmile lol

  3. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    When it comes to sex, there's no such thing as normal. Really, contrary to what adults used to tell us when we were teens, you won't go blind! I don't think 3-4 times a DAY is too much for some people.

    1. Misha profile image74
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You mean palms won't become hairy either? Good to know! wink

      How about gremmer pistakes? Are they related?

    2. THE LIP profile image60
      THE LIPposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah what a pack of lies we were told in te name of sex education..I've been jerking off since I was 13 and thank God I've not gone blind..At most I've startedwearing specs and that 2 isn't due to my jerking off.

      34 times a day is too less for me..maybe the same amount in an hour is upsetting..esp when U got to do it urself!!!

      1. Alice Silver profile image60
        Alice Silverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Whoa 34 omg i only do 3 times a day Damn sad

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    Ghost32posted 7 years ago

    I've got an opinion on masturbation, but not quite sure about masterbation.  Maybe one is for the right hand and one for the left? lol

    Do know it'll keep ya awake behind the wheel on the highway, but probably best to limit activitiy to after sunset & before sunrise.  Morning rush hour through Tucson, it kinda threw 'em off a bit....

    1. habee profile image90
      habeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hi, Ghost. I think "masterbation" involves bondage. You know, like slave and master.

      1. brimancandy profile image81
        brimancandyposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        No. that's maskerbation! LOL!!

    2. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile

  5. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    If it's causing spelling errors, it's probably too much.

    1. abcd1111 profile image60
      abcd1111posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      This killed me!  Highlairiouse!

    2. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      He's crossed eyed!

      1. Alice Silver profile image60
        Alice Silverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Have fun little blue smile

    3. skyfire profile image72
      skyfireposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    whose master ?
    bation's ?

  7. andromida profile image74
    andromidaposted 7 years ago

    I think it depends on your ability to adapt it in your weekly routine. so, it varies from person to person depending on one's daily schedule.I would love to know how abt older people. Do they really do it?

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, I believe they do.

    2. THE LIP profile image60
      THE LIPposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      First I need to know how old is older people? I'm 50 plus something and go at it like their is no tommorow...I can do it with both hands but I prefer if someone else uses their hands on me for a change.

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        AdviceDoctorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        My parents are your age! You saying they masturbate?

    3. qwark profile image60
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Andromida:
      What do you consider to be "older people?"

  8. kcnck profile image61
    kcnckposted 7 years ago

    Lots of views.

  9. Bovine Currency profile image60
    Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago

    LOL!

    What a thread!  When I was a meth addict I could go for 8 hrs no worries.  Whenever I feel the urge is a good time now.  Don't think I could be bothered with a daily self service lol.

    1. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ah, but does it affect your performance with a partner?

      1. Hmrjmr1 profile image76
        Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        can be a positive enhancement...cool

        1. shazwellyn profile image84
          shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Makes you last longer?  Or an inability to get it up?

          1. Hmrjmr1 profile image76
            Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            No insecurity here It's best to get the five minute wonder done first so while I'm on round two or three your enjoying round one as much as can be...cool

            1. shazwellyn profile image84
              shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oh my!  Is this possible??? lol  Will be back later! lol

  10. LizzyBoo profile image61
    LizzyBooposted 7 years ago

    Well, it is simple. Masturbate until you enjoy it! That is the best I can say.

  11. barryrutherford profile image27
    barryrutherfordposted 7 years ago

    When you run outa juice you usually stop as nature intended.


    or is that too much information..~)

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      Citrus000posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That is what we have KY for.

  12. cheaptrick profile image72
    cheaptrickposted 7 years ago

    My dad used to tell me it would make me go Blind.
    I always had to say
    "Hay DAD,I'm over here"!
    So I just did it till I needed Glasses.....

    1. Pearldiver profile image89
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Of course you're One Eyed perspective tells a Story doesn't it! lol

      1. cheaptrick profile image72
        cheaptrickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        <snipped - no personal attacks in the forums>

        1. Pearldiver profile image89
          Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol ONO A Diddle-Attack! lol
          Get over it (or something smile) Penis Envy will not restore your sight wee fella! lol
          How Sad it is Such a Cheap, Cheap Trick!! lol
          PenisDiver?? lol
          Awwww....Is that the Best you can come up with? hmm
          Clearly, you're a funny little fella with small self esteem lol

  13. SweetiePie profile image86
    SweetiePieposted 7 years ago

    I think people who start these threads get off on the comments others make about it.  Seriously if this bothers the poster he should talk to his doctor about it.  I highly doubt any advice the web has to give him will help him that much.  Not sure what the big problem is here anyway.

  14. EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image91
    EYEAM4ANARCHYposted 7 years ago

    It takes a lot of practice to be a master.

    1. Bovine Currency profile image60
      Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!!!!!!!!

    2. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So you arent obi wan kenobi?!

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    AdviceDoctorposted 7 years ago

    As long as your whole day doesn't spin around spanking the monkey you're fine.. You can actually have a masturbate addiction. If you do it once a day, you're fine. If you do it once a week, you're fine. For some people, it depends on how much you're gettig laid.

  16. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    http://www.bazaarshops.com/userfiles/image/master-baiter.gif

  17. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    I agree with AdviceDr. I told my son that if it becomes an obsessive activity, it could become an addiction. And an addiction is any activity that prevents you from having a normal, healthy life. I don't think it's uncommon for young men at the height of their hormonal rages to choke the chicken several times a day for a period of time. But obviously if this were to go on for an extended period, I think you could classify it as an addiction.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Would you consider 47 years to be an extended period?  Just askin'

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        AdviceDoctorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Have you been doing it constantly for 47 years?
        Because that's physically impossible..

        1. alexandriaruthk profile image50
          alexandriaruthkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          it is not normal if you just rely on it, for 47 years, when did you start doing it LOL, and the frequency, are you dependent on it??

        2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I would have thought so too...........

          47 years ago.

      2. Daniel Carter profile image91
        Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        In your case, I'm not sure I'm qualified to answer. lol
        If it were my son, I'd be worried. If it were me, I'd say it's completely normal.
        You be the judge.
        smile

  18. Wayne Orvisburg profile image77
    Wayne Orvisburgposted 7 years ago

    Thanks for this forum. I am going to admit that I have a problem. Thats the first step right?  Now, somebody tell me the second step before I need some quiet time.

  19. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    Masturbation is good for the spirit.
    So it's never too much.

    1. motricio profile image56
      motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Stop following me! wink

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        I only want an autograph ! big_smile

        1. motricio profile image56
          motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          ok, u know u can have more than that.
          But here it is:
          Con amor para Tantrum: Mauricio R. Rodriguez, Dj Le Foot
          cool

          1. alexandriaruthk profile image50
            alexandriaruthkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Espangol, tu eres? oh motricio

            1. motricio profile image56
              motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yes, I'm Colombian

              1. alexandriaruthk profile image50
                alexandriaruthkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                ok, give me some coffe ok and cocca too, its our secret,

                1. motricio profile image56
                  motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  jajaja listo parcera {Ok, my pal!}wink

          2. tantrum profile image59
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            OhI knew you were someone important ! big_smile

            1. motricio profile image56
              motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              So are you, congrats for the 09' 200 Best Hubbers nomination.

              1. tantrum profile image59
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                But I'm not important for that ! I'm important  for the 'masterbation' thing ! lol

                1. motricio profile image56
                  motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  What is ur record then? neutral

  20. motricio profile image56
    motricioposted 7 years ago

    Can do it, and can abstain is a double power.
    - Ancient Egypt Principle.

  21. Make  Money profile image73
    Make Moneyposted 7 years ago

    There seems to be a lot of masterdebaters at HubPages. smile

    1. motricio profile image56
      motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Who hasn't? wink

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        bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I am right now.

        1. profile image0
          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh Shit!  Did I type that out loud?

          1. profile image0
            Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            thats some skill..still typing? either your real good or real bad at it...

            1. profile image0
              bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I often leave myself quite disappointed..

              1. motricio profile image56
                motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                It happens ...

                1. profile image0
                  bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  All too often my friend

                  1. profile image0
                    Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    thats too bad. I like me better then anybody else....wait, maybe that sucks for me?

          2. motricio profile image56
            motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            jajajajajaja

      2. Make  Money profile image73
        Make Moneyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I said master debaters.  lol

  22. profile image0
    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    What do you want me to call you!

  23. motricio profile image56
    motricioposted 7 years ago

    No one can touch our body better than ourselves,
    Unless......

  24. Bill Manning profile image73
    Bill Manningposted 7 years ago

    When it comes to sex there is no such thing as normal. I hope twice a day every day for years is in the normal area! Writers don't have much to do when they are home all the time,,,,, smile

    1. motricio profile image56
      motricioposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Welcom to hubpages!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    The rule of thumb (pun intended) is NEVER EVER IS THERE TOO MUCH MASTURBATION unless of course your missing work and get fired, but even then, weigh the pro's and cons lol 

    Seriously this answer can only be decided by each own individual themselves. big_smile

  26. aware profile image72
    awareposted 7 years ago

    when your blind. you went to far

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh ! so that's why I have problems finding letters on the keyboard ! big_smile

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        ha lol

  27. profile image0
    baconmidgetposted 7 years ago

    i didn't think there was a to much lol

  28. aware profile image72
    awareposted 7 years ago

    green day nailed it when its lost its fun your getting old

  29. profile image0
    baconmidgetposted 7 years ago

    and if your going blind it's cause your prolly doin it all wrong

  30. waynet profile image49
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    It's too much when ya get these same forum posts about this very same topic....

  31. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    reported

  32. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    I need to get back to you on that just stepping aside for ten, thanks.  lol

  33. bojanglesk8 profile image61
    bojanglesk8posted 7 years ago

    I do it no more than one time a day.

  34. lorlie6 profile image86
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    I had no idea there was a limit. lol

  35. profile image0
    cathinfranceposted 7 years ago

    Dunno but clearly it's already affecting your spelling ability.

  36. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    Not necessarily

  37. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    http://rlv.zcache.com/certified_master_baiter_tshirt-p235530457340203742t5e4_400.jpg

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image61
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL

      RON< and Mr ROB-- PD how are you today?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Just fine pretty one.  Looking forward to X-mas.

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image61
          prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Good, Merry Xmas to you  and your family then..

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            And to you. smile

  38. edguider profile image79
    edguiderposted 7 years ago

    LOL, lots of replies to this topic. I do not think there is a limit IMO... But I would say once a day is probably best...

  39. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    How much is too little? lol

  40. waynet profile image49
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    When you are up to your knees in white gunge!

    1. slimmingcircle profile image61
      slimmingcircleposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL. Hope youve never got to this stage!

    2. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      umm... I think I would worry about you! lol

  41. profile image60
    juliusfrancisposted 7 years ago

    Masturbation is a good Exercise... it can released sexual tension... we call it too much when you think you're doing it too much!!!

  42. profile image0
    Quintaposted 7 years ago

    ewwwwww......and a thousand times ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

    1. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      only a thousand times? ummm...... lol

  43. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Whats this? Come on now:)

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image76
      Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That's what I'M Talking about...cool

  44. cindyvine profile image87
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    When you can no longer work because of the bleeding callouses on your hands

  45. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Come Come now....surely this topic has worn itself out....

    1. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well... apparently some can do it and then make love afterwards and you tell me to come come! hehehew

  46. prettydarkhorse profile image61
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    they get bald when it is too much and sore fingers, eww painful

  47. profile image0
    A Texanposted 7 years ago

    If you're beating it like you're mad at it, that may be too much.

    1. shazwellyn profile image84
      shazwellynposted 7 years ago in reply to this
  48. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    In the play Oliver Twist, the Character Master Bates is often told to stop putting his hand in other peoples pockets....is this the Master Bates to whom your refer......

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      I read OT when I was a child of 10. Can't remember that Character, less what it implies ! lol

  49. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Oh yes Master Bates is very central charcter, he is always in trouble, he was Nancy's friend, thats why I could not understand why he was Master Bates, if I were with Nancy, I would not be Master Bates, but rather satisfied...... smile

  50. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    I will have to read it again I think.
    I don't remember anything !
    lol

 
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