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MERMAIDS DON'T EXIST - US Government Confirmed it.

  1. thranax profile image28
    thranaxposted 5 years ago

    All I have to say is the US Government confirmed mermaids don't exist.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/04/u-s … -mermaids/

    Thoughts, Opinions?

    ~thranax~

  2. kirstenblog profile image76
    kirstenblogposted 5 years ago

    I read about this on FB the other day, reminds me of the God argument, I just didn't know that there were many mermaid believers out there. You know, we could waste a lot of time making up creatures and deities that need proving they don't exist!

    Thank goodness the onus wouldn't be on us to prove the existence of our made up creatures, thats all I can say! lol

    Pufferwinkles are real! Prove me wrong! tongue

  3. Anna Marie Bowman profile image86
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 5 years ago

    I refuse to believe that mermaids don't exist!!  Just because they haven't found any, doesn't mean they don't exist.  I think it's silly that they felt the need to make a statement about the issue.  Aren't there more important things to focus on??

  4. Eaglekiwi profile image70
    Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

    Ha the Government hasn't seen my tail  swish swish smile

  5. frugalfamily profile image78
    frugalfamilyposted 5 years ago

    Its a ploy..they do exist, but the government does not want to give them voting rights and it would be too expensive to offer them passports every time they enter international waters. 

    The sea food industry is secretly funding the cover-up so people don't get grossed out thinking about a half human-half fish when they take a bite into their fish-fillet. 

    When the government makes a statement..you know its a lie!

    ^giggle

  6. Druid Dude profile image60
    Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago

    The question is: How much time and money did they spend on determining if mermaids exist. Three cheers for cow flatus!smile

  7. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    They do exist. I dated one. Had to throw her back though...

  8. Druid Dude profile image60
    Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago

    Did she smell like fish?

    1. paradigmsearch profile image85
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      No, and that was the problem...

      1. thranax profile image28
        thranaxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        So you wanted her to smell like fish?

  9. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Why in the world would government even waste taxpayer's revenue on something so ridiculous? roll

    And, people think I'm the one who is nuts. roll

  10. Druid Dude profile image60
    Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago

    Cag...we spend lots on ridiculous. There are usually riders on the budget that goes before congress. These are things attached to the bill which wouldn't be approved on their own (and for good reason) This is what PORK is all about. America...it's a wonderful country.

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      And you think I don't know this already. I mean, this would give more credit to my continued argument about government ineffectiveness and inefficiency.
      Riders? And those are what exactly? Do explain.
      If that's what a "rider" is, then the American people should be completely outraged.
      It would be if government actually knew it's role in society's existence.

      1. Druid Dude profile image60
        Druid Dudeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Your fed reps do it. Pet projects that their constituents want approved (for the money, of course) The American people know. Didn't you get the memo? And...I have no clue what you know or don't know. You think I can read minds?

        1. Cagsil profile image61
          Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Yes, I know.
          I had not heard of the term. That's all.
          Nope. tongue

  11. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Paradigmsearch departs thread while still alive...

  12. Reality Bytes profile image90
    Reality Bytesposted 5 years ago

    Yet no word on the existence of reptilian shapeshifters?

    Hmmm, what are they hiding?

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9DWlvZBEjUk/TbsIBqx05rI/AAAAAAAAI6Q/m6_yRwNa-Mg/s1600/proof-kate-william.jpg

    The evidence is overwhelming!  lol

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      One thing...if the royal family are shape shifters why are they not all gorgeous?

  13. Reality Bytes profile image90
    Reality Bytesposted 5 years ago

    Even shapeshifters cannot overcome the results of inbreeding.  smile

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol

  14. JBrumett profile image60
    JBrumettposted 5 years ago

    *Falls on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooook!  I'll have to change my bucket list now. =-P

    1. thranax profile image28
      thranaxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      LOL Perfect Response!

      ~thranax~

      1. JBrumett profile image60
        JBrumettposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks =-P

  15. prettydarkhorse profile image62
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    I am a mermaid thranax! I exist.

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Okay, I'll bite. Do I get to see the fin? lol

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Nah, when we were kids in the Philippines there were summer vacation and we usually visit beaches and seas for two months and go mermaid hunting!

    2. thranax profile image28
      thranaxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      No pic no proof. <---gamer mentality.

      ~thranax~

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Hmm, I like to eat fish so I am just joking, mermaids don't like people who eat fish! smile smile

        1. thranax profile image28
          thranaxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          If mermaids don't eat fish what do they eat?

          http://images.wikia.com/potcoplayers/images/d/df/Mermaid_fangs.jpg

          ~thranax~

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
            prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            seaweeds, but there is a version of male mermaids,  Merman! I wonder if mermaids eat them too, (censored).. LOL




            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6855293_f248.jpg


            we call them syokoy in the Philippines mythology - http://clarkmonding.blogspot.com/2011/03/siyokoy.html

            1. thranax profile image28
              thranaxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              ...Keep it family friendly! Jeez...

              ~thranax~

 
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