Non-religion and non-politics here...

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Paradigmsearch is bored with religion and bored with politics. In other words, I am doomed until after the November elections. Oh, well....

    Post any insightful thoughts you might have here.

    I'd post one, but I can't think of any. big_smile

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      May God help Obama win smile

  2. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Oh, to find the perfect 20-hub niche project...

  3. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/7158008_f248.jpg

    I am devoid of insightful thoughts.
    Instead, I post this humorous diversion.
    smile

    1. paradigmsearch profile image91
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am sad to report that the man who invented the Hokey-Pokey has died.
      It was a serious and solemn affair, until it came time to place him in the coffin.
      They put his right leg in... It all went downhill from there.

      1. profile image0
        Motown2Chitownposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    2. Christine Miranda profile image71
      Christine Mirandaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am in agreement. I hop right over those two hub topics every time.  Hubs on religion and politics tend to be preachy and opinionated instead of useful and informative. JMHO.

  4. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    I bet the Hokey Pokey man is turning himself around in his grave over that one, para.
    Here's more sad news.
    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

    He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
    Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

    The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

    He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    1. profile image0
      Motown2Chitownposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      MM - I think I may stop laughing sometime around Halloween!  So, so cute!

      lol

  5. Bard of Ely profile image86
    Bard of Elyposted 6 years ago

    I am sick of these subjects too so you are not alone!

    1. kathleenkat profile image79
      kathleenkatposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am sick of them, too, but it is oh-so-hard to stop reading and stop participating in them...

  6. SmartAndFun profile image96
    SmartAndFunposted 6 years ago

    Kittens are cute.

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/7162739_f248.jpg

  7. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    http://opi.mt.gov/users/dougdoty/weblog/9d70a/images/__thumbs__/49c23.jpg
    Google algorithm flowchart

  8. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    If I wish to hear your opinion then I will beat it out of you


    The above is a keyword search by someone that just showed up on one of my hubs.

  9. Horatio Plot profile image79
    Horatio Plotposted 6 years ago

    WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
    Schitt?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
    way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
    magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
    had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,
    and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
    school dropout.
    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
    Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
    them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
    Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
    rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
    children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
    childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
    nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
    He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt

    1. paradigmsearch profile image91
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

      If I wasn't afraid of adsense having a hissy fit, I'd post this on my blog.

  10. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    Hey, yall....look at our float from Saturday's parade!

    http://arklatexlyme.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/parade1221.jpg

  11. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    Lyme Disease Awareness!!!!!



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  12. Horatio Plot profile image79
    Horatio Plotposted 6 years ago

    The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman

    Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

    Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

    Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

    The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

    Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

    Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?'

    Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898'
    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'

    Paddy now works for the Bank of America .

  13. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

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  14. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3619627_f260.jpg
    The real paradigmsearch.

 
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