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I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE...

  1. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    I will be running for President of the United States of America in 2016!!

    At first, I was reluctant to pursue the gig, but I can no longer decline the mounting pressure to throw my name onto the ballot.  I do not seek or want power, but if it is to be thrust upon me, I must accept it for the good of the people (Incidentally, I usually don't like things that are thrust upon or inside me).

    I will be running as an independent (I find the whole primary process to be tedious and time consuming.. and I have Hubs to write that must take priority).  I will campaign (mostly via Adsense-infused email spam) on the following 5-pronged platform...

    1)  State-funded healthcare.. for everyone who 'opts in'
    While Healthcare is a touchy subject, I figure those who do not want to 'opt in' will end up dying due to lack of care, leaving the rest of us to enjoy medical assistance as required.

    2) Mandatory nudity for all attractive young ladies living in the warmer regions of the country.
    I will introduce the "Bill Clinton visual assistance bill", and I am sure I will find enough pervs in Congress who will endorse it.

    3) Fudge
    Free fudge for every man, woman, child and illegal immigrant.

    4) Speaking of illegal immigration, I will solve that problem once and for all by invading and annexing Mexico.  The result of this conquest will be that all Mexican citizens, living either in Mexico or the US, will automatically become Americans. thus ending the whole immigration debate once and for all.

    5) To solve the problems with Islamic extremists, I will make the US an officially Islamic country,  (My revolutionary version of Islam, however, will be exactly identical to Christianity (but please don't tell them that)).

    In my journey to the White House (which I will be re-painting a light blue) I do face a small obstacle in that I am not a US citizen, let alone one that was born in the US.  But I figure Obama got away with that, so why shouldn't I?

    Finally, as you all know, modern campaigning requires money, and lots of it.  I will be accepting all donations via PayPal, and encourage you all to donate until it hurts.... and I mean until it hurts A LOT.

  2. paradigmsearch profile image94
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/7329077_f248.jpg
    This will have to do for now...

  3. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    as the first supporter.. you just got yourself a Cabinet Seat, General Paradigmsearch!

  4. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 5 years ago

    I have posted you Condoms.... 1000s of them....  smile

    To help you deal with the fact that you can no longer decline the mounting pressure!  tongue

    1. Humdrumconundrum profile image57
      Humdrumconundrumposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      He'll never need them.

    2. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      thank you, new Secretary of Pearls

    3. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

      never need them?

      What about at campaign rallies??

      http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/cm/cosmopolitanuk/images/xu/md_0d400181123677320928410.jpg

    4. wavegirl22 profile image42
      wavegirl22posted 5 years ago

      You got my vote smile

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I am well on my way to 'binders full of women'!!!!!

    5. cam8510 profile image98
      cam8510posted 5 years ago

      I have a cell
      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/7329152_f248.jpg

      phone in my pocket that's got nuthin to do.  It could be your hotline to Moscow...or the naked ladies in the warm places.

      1. cam8510 profile image98
        cam8510posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, and it has a broken screen.

        1. Greek One profile image74
          Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          thank you.... and congrats on your new position as Secretary of Communications

    6. LuisEGonzalez profile image89
      LuisEGonzalezposted 5 years ago

      It's about time someone with common sense ( and a hilarious sense of humor) runs for President....you got my vote, and about 10 others from some dead people whose names I found on a registry of voters in Florida..............cool

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Dead people can count on me to cut their living expenses by 100% during my 4 year term!

    7. Mighty Mom profile image85
      Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

      How wonderful!!
      You've already got a high profile governor* already in the Greek Column. Or, er, who is a Greek column, according to Rush Limbaugh:

      http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/31/limba … for-obama/







      *From all appearances, Chris Christie will also appreciate your "fudge for all" pledge.
      (People: interpret that however you're going to. However, I can assure you that my sole intent is to celebrate a strong pro-sweets platform).

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        when I was a younger, vibrant man,  the ladies used to LOVE my Greek column....

        now as an elderly-looking 41 year old married geezer, no one will rush to polish my lonely limbaugh

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image60
          Hollie Thomasposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Have you considered advertising for young attractive interns??

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            I will leave the nubile youth of America alone..

            less I get a heart attack entering their 'oval office'

    8. wavegirl22 profile image42
      wavegirl22posted 5 years ago

      I'm not all that happy with just being a binder girl.

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        How about I make you Vice President?

        ..or even better, the President of Vices?

        1. wavegirl22 profile image42
          wavegirl22posted 5 years agoin reply to this

          ok now you are talking my language smile

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            i had fully intended to put you on a pedestal...

            if only to look up your dress smile


            http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bill_clinton.jpg

    9. robie2 profile image97
      robie2posted 5 years ago

      You sound like the only sane alternative for 2016-- that is unless BT Evilpants decides to run.

    10. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 5 years ago

      Oh good, now I can sell 'our' story to the newspapers for lots and lots of money!!!!!!!!

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I plan a full disclosure ahead of time... take the wind out of the sails of the press...

        plus, my sex tapes will GET me votes

        wink

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Too late I've already sold a few exclusives and sent them the pictures - photoshop is so handy! lol

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            the ones with the cigar?

            1. CMHypno profile image95
              CMHypnoposted 5 years agoin reply to this

              Oh is that what it was?

              1. Greek One profile image74
                Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                well, people have tried to smoke it... but the burns from the matches really stung badly

    11. profile image0
      Kathryn LJposted 5 years ago

      Love the manifesto,

      will you be seriously annoying foreign politicians by siding with inept opposition?  Or will you be roasting the old chestnut of 'special' relationships?  Or even better, will you be taking the traditional perspective of 'What's Europe and who cares?'

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        well, i don't know about 'special relationships', but I plan to party with Silvio Berlusconi

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Bunga bunga and footballers? You may have to party in prison lol!

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne … trial.html

        2. profile image0
          Kathryn LJposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          http://s1.hubimg.com/u/7329496_f248.jpg

          As you can see, he can't wait.

    12. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 5 years ago

      Did you warn them not to inhale?

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        no.. i conveniently forgot that part smile

    13. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 5 years ago

      Hmm, your heritage concerns me.  Or are you a Greek only in name?  You silly man-your avatar solidifies your birthright.
      Other than that, GO, your platform screams democracy, as it should, so I'll be writing you in next Tues!

      1. Pearldiver profile image81
        Pearldiverposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Just be aware of his newly released policy on aliens... he appears to have 'deeply probed' the alien issue... perhaps in an attempt to get in first, before Obama and Romney try to use this issue to capture Ohio and PA!  yikes

    14. themadimadimadi profile image60
      themadimadimadiposted 5 years ago

      why you've won me over with the fudge! you have my 2016 vote wink

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        see!

        I have already inspired the youth of the nation!!

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Don't forget the senior citizen vote GO - you can't afford to knock back the babyboomers! Equal opportunities and all!  lol

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            IF I AM ELECTED, I PROMISE THERE WILL BE FREE VIAGRA IN EVER MEDICINE CABINET!

    15. Charles James profile image79
      Charles Jamesposted 5 years ago

      I would have preferred Donny Osmond but you can't have everything!

      Which states in the USA will be States of Undress because of the climate? Definitely Florida. Definitely not Nebraska. Where will you draw the line?

      Will young ladies be able to say they are not attractive and therefore keep their clothes on?
      Presumably Rush Limbaugh will be be appointed "Nudity Umpire" in return for supporting you from now to November 2016?

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Which states in the USA will be States of Undress because of the climate?

        I will form a special Presidential committee to determine this issue.    The work will be long and hard, so to speak

     
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