My sister sent me this one, I think it needs to be shared.
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck !
I find this so funny and think it would be a shame for you all to miss out on. So I shamelessly bring this to the top of the list again.
Being very blunt, I do not find this funny at all. It's evidence that allot of women want to change and mold a man into something he isn't. Then he gets to live a life of lies in order to keep the women happy.
I honestly can't say that men overall, try and make drastic changes in women, it's usually the reverse.
Sorry if this touched a nerve...I guess everything is better with a large helping of humor
Is there a program for men to install for women called Unconditional Acceptance Platinum version 3.9?
I just cut straight to the chase and installed Lover 1.0 which came without the need for a maintenance contract. Unfortunately, it didn't come in English, but did have 5 languages (with English being one) and it fortunately has a built in intelligent communication package that meant the English got better with practise, although the sound is still a little strange to unfamiliar users. It includes Unconditional Love, Total Acceptance, Tolerance when Enebriated and a Best Friend option.
I toyed with the idea of just buying Boyfriend, but it seemed a lot of effort and fiddling around to install, plus the probable eventual need to upgrade or reinstall, so I (rather impulsively for some) went straight for Lover 1.0. Day One it arrived I took it out of the box, opened a bottle of wine to celebrate and see me through the install, and I haven't been parted from it since.
I'm thinking of upgrading to a spouse subscription later this year, now I've tried it out and know I love the program.
The Husband program is fine if installed properly. Unfortunately, for dummies who install it hoping it will be a panacea for their own lack of skill and expertise, it will of course be unable to meet their ever-more demanding needs over time. But they deserve what they get, judging by the level of bitching about a perfectly adequate product which let's remember, THEY selected in the first place.
In fact, it does seem to have a rather infectious associated bitching virus that can activate many different variants when installed, if the user doesn't know how to handle the software - not only making the user's life apparently hell, but infecting all their friends and contacts with moaning and griping too.
In my opinion.
Wow! That was a nice addition Julie-Ann
If I wouldn't have already installed a Perfect Wife 2.0, I would definitely think about installing your version
Bet you weren't brave enough to permanently install it Day One! Bet you did a trial period first...
Oh sure, I took my time to make sure everything works as advertised
Pro 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, actually it kinda hit a nerve, I apologize for coming off harsh. = )
Some time ago, probably around a decade or so, I was given and installed a trial version of I Like Girls Too, and I can't seem to get it out of my system. This has resulted in, after upgrading from Cheater 6.0 to Perfect Man 1.0, a series of errors in my Girlfriends.DLL files.
I've since deleted all occurrances of Girlfriends.DLL and no longer receive the WantsToWatch~1.exe errors from Perfect Man 1.0.
Sometimes an upgrade is far worse than the old stable version of a program. For instance; my program Wife 1.0 ran without the use of much memory, but when I upgraded to version 2.0 it was a much smarter version and used more memory. I think Wife 2.0 came with a keylogger because everyone knows what I do now. Version 2.0 was so much smarter that I swear it even knew what I was thinking. So, be sure that the new version is what you really want, BEFORE installing it.
Zsuzsy, LOL..LOL..I enjoyed this, so so very much! Thanks everyone here ,for all those hilarious add-ons..LOL!
I am waiting for the beta release 1.0 to be certified and then would go for the RTM version soon.
I think the hardest program to remove from men is the multiple instances of Girl-Friend 3.2. This allows a guy to effectively have more then 1 girl friend at any given time. It's very pesky because it re-installs over and over again once you've deleted! LOL
Then you have to go for clean install which will wipe out the previous version completely (upgrades won't do)
".......be sure that the new version is what you really want, BEFORE installing it." that important to remember that for sure.
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