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"Stop, drop and roll will NOT work in Hell"

  1. Capable Woman profile image61
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    This was on a church marquee sign I saw last night. I almost stopped the car to throw a rock at it, but there were too many people around.

    I've always thought pictures of those wacky church signs with there wacky, sinister and sometimes helpful sayings would make a good coffee table book.

    What church signs have you seen that were funny, infuriating, enlightening or otherwise caught your attention?

  2. Anti-Valentine profile image94
    Anti-Valentineposted 8 years ago

    Well, I saw a movie the other night with a gaudy looking neon sign outside a church which read "One way road to heaven".

  3. Lisa HW profile image72
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    I wonder if an asbestos suit would work in Hell.  Oh wait - I forgot, our bodies don't go with us when/if we go to wherever we're supposed to be headed..

    (Still, don't throw rocks at church signs.  You never know....   smile   )

  4. Anna Marie Bowman profile image89
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 8 years ago

    I have seen some really strange ones at a church by my mother's house.  I don't remember what they said, exactly, but they were always really strange, and even a little disturbing.

  5. Capable Woman profile image61
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    Good advice, LisaHW. No doubt. smile

    I call those signs "drive by church" because, since I don't go to church, I figure I will just read the signs as if they are "signs"...you know, like "a sign from god"?

    I used to have to drive 30 miles out in the country up in N. GA to go to work every night and I passed like 4 or 5 of them...I would always look for meaning of some type in the messages and try to apply it to whatever my current life dilemma was.

    This "church sign as life advice" method has to be at least as useful as a fortune cookie...hey, maybe the church's should start putting lucky lotto numbers on their signs,too!?