Anybody else want to have some fun?
I visited the forums looking to have some fun "conversations" but the active topics got me depressed.
I'd like to laugh a little. Anybody got some good jokes? 
Check out my hub Bumble Town Susan - tell me if you understand Kiwis & our humour (we can laugh at ourselves) I'm not trying to promo the hub, rather I need to appreciate how others take us as Kiwis.. I would really appreciate your remarks. Cheers
To be honest, I didn't understand half of it, but I found it amusing anyway. Then again, it doesn't take much to amuse me.
Hehe!Thank you ... You just could have no idea how many people have said that about ME in my life..
Appreciate your candor
Can I just make funny faces?'
Yipppeee you've got a hundred score!Hehe... don't tell Feline Prophet, but I did a happy jig without her.
Hehehe! Now let's see those funny faces, Teacher Michelle! FUNNY FACES and I'm singing...we're all in this together...
Teacher Su, isn't it time to write a hub? hahahahahahaOoh, Zac Efron! I like! Haha! And Nica likes "Sharpay".
Yep, she absolutely adores Sharpay. I guess that's why she sang the second voice of "We're All In This Together" while all her classmates sang the main lyrics. The second voice was Sharpay!
Oh yes, I noticed she sang that so well.
I'm going to miss Nica since she's going to the big school this school year. But at least we still have Desi around.
You Guys
Are just like Book Ends Well done ... open a literacy school together & send me a membership form pwease Teacher Michelle already has a preschool with Teacher Stella, and I got to be part of the wacky team!
You want to enroll in Kindergarten, Pearldiver? I love being 4 at heart Susan
I Know its supposed to be a fun forum.. but I cheated because I was being serious .... I Will Really Look Forward to it..
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
hehehe good ones dottie. Lovely to see you here!
Lovely to see you too ripplemaker! Congratulations on the again 100 hubscore.
Here's a joke for you Teacher Michelle!
How can a teacher double his money?
By folding it in half! hahaha
(Hope this helps to get you quicker to your million dollar dreams)
http://hubpages.com/hub/what-would-I-do … on-dollarsHahahaha Okay, I'm folding all my little bills now..
Thanks Sis Dottie! (((hugs)))
- Feline Prophetposted 15 years ago
0Depressed? Hey Susan you've got a 100 hub score...you ought to be doing a happy jig!
I'll do a happy jig if you jig along with me, Feline Prophet.
I have a good French joke I heard the other day:
The French have just raised their Terror Alert Level to "Surrender."
They only have two other lower levels:
'Run Away" and
"Collaborate."LOL - No. I just live in France.
LOL - Well, talk about jumping to conclusions. If you don't know me, I suggest you keep your opinions of me to yourself. I make fun of just about everything - including myself, so I fail to see how one rotten joke about the French makes me a little Englander.
What is your excuse for being such a dickhead?Okay boys, I'm putting the two of you on time-out! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've said.
Well Susan since we are now on the subject of dickheads here's another joke!
A Mother is bathing her small son.
He points at his testicles and says: ‘Mummy, is this where my brain is?’
Mother answers: ‘Not yet, dear.’
(Well it made me laugh!)
Please don't put me in the corner with the boys
Wow Mark!
Seriously Will - you're funnin' right?
This is the FUN topic. With a capital Eff.
Mr Knowles - that was a terrible joke ...
*laughing to herself - because no one can hear*
I know - it was the best I could do off the top of my head because I heard it yesterday. I really like Mr Apse' wicked sense of humor though, it has me rolling about.
Hmm... I don't know what that means, Mark, but it made me laugh anyway.
Got another one? I'm looking at your hub... You're from New Zealand, Pearldiver? My husband and I were thinking of migrating to New Zealand once upon a time.
- nazishnasimposted 15 years ago0
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
Haha! I've heard variations of this one.
Nice helmet by the way, nazishnasim.
Oh, I just remembered a funny conversation I had with a 4-year-old student of mine a couple of years back:
Student: "I watch Tom & Jerry."
Me: "That's nice. When did you watch it?"
Student: "I watch it... at the back of today."
Me: "You mean yesterday? You watched Tom & Jerry yesterday?"
Student: "Yes."Check this out Susan
http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Funniest-Jo … Polar-BearHaha! Thanks for that one, Cris. I got a laugh and a dose of polar bear cuteness.
Hmm... I wonder if today is the first time three people from the Philippines have gotten a hubber score of 100 simultaneously. Hehe...Yeah funny that one!
Well now that you mentioned it...I guess it's the first time. I hope it's not a joke - at least as far as my score is concerned! LOLcongrats cris
I can give you a star. Give me your hand please... Thanks Miss Michelle! Hmmm do I get a star in Math too if I give you this? (But do take a bite quick as it's some weird apple I picked)
You have to answer the math exercises first...
Okay, okay, I'll put down my teacher's hat and take a bite at the weird apple... Cris, if I take a bite, promise I won't fall asleep?
Now I'm really amused.
This topic has two separate "threads" in it! Haha! Help! The Fun Topic is being hijacked!
LOL
Asp - I am not really interested in having an argument on what is supposed to be a fun thread. Just for you here are some more. Let me know if I missed anyone:
"Italian tanks have four gears - one forward and three reverse."
"The Bush administration renewed its call for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. So I guess they feel the only time that guys should be on top of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison."
A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him.
"Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier finally spoke, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?"
The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, "oh! You Americans. You are so rude.
Fluffy is in that seat, and i see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you."
The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... leaned over ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper.
"You Americans", he said, "You drive on the wrong side of the road ... you eat with the wrong fork ... and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window."
Plenty more if you wantCouple more for ya:
Not even a chuckle (on either one)
Hi, Pete.
At the risk of sounding like an idiot, I have to ask - what's a redneck? 
And uhm, who's Jeff Foxworthy?
A few pages ago, Pearldiver said that New Zealanders can take a joke.
OK, here's a couple to test that theory
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear:
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'Hehe... I want more!
I see.
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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