Got a Boob Job - They are Breaking my back

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   Alotaposted 14 years ago

   Finally got a boob job - they are massive - boyfriends like them but they are hard to carry - would you, have you considered a boob job and would you guys appreciate all the hard work

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      WryLiltposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Definitely. Plan to once I finish having kids.

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I would have to see pics to answer the question "would you guys appreciate all the hard work", at least 3 clear photos from 3 different angles )

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         pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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      SunSevenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Get a JCB, perhaps

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      camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Why do you think so many women get them reduced? What did you expect?
      
      A good size and firm is good, and real is better.

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      tritrainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If I told you that you have a beautiful body, with or without the new boobs, would you hold it against me?   

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      IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

           ...found that when u were lookin' for smileys? ...

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            IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah......, lol.

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   Joe Badtoeposted 14 years ago

   False boobs
   
   
   are
   
   
   wrong
   
   
   When you jump up and down things that hang off the body are meant to jump with you.

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      WryLiltposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Does that include fat rolls?

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         Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I'll ask fat rolls!

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   TerryGlposted 14 years ago

   What do you mean "boyfriends like them"? lol
   
   As long as your happy.
   
   Yes I would appreciate the hard work.

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   pisean282311posted 14 years ago

   personally i like naturals..but it is not what i like but what the woman carrying them likes them to be...

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   prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

   You can't breastfed babies anymore.

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      Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Unless they have a fondness for silicone jelly

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         prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It is bad for them hehe.

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         Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         my ex girlfriend had a boob transplant
         
         I now.go out with the girl who's got them.

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            waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Ha lol! makes sense!

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               LSKingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               too funny!

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      Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Myth...

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   I've already got boobs and I'm a dude!

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi waynet!

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         waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hi...

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   Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

   Boob job? hmmmmmm, no, but I may have to now start to consider that penis reduction surgery........

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      pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Amie Warrenposted 14 years ago

   You know, women who think they are only good if they have big boobs make me very sad. I have a natural C cup, and if I could get them reduced to a small B, I would be ecstatic. I hate having men stare at my boobs.
   
   One day, I swear, I'll be able to go braless in a tank top, and that will be the happiest day of my life. If men don't like it, tough sh**.

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      pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      i like all kinds  which are naturals ...on serious notes it is not what man like or dont like...one must be comfortable with myself...

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      Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm wondering what's wrong with a C...I wouldn't mind a C cup....it'd be better than what I gotta lug around now

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   ...just woke up...have to put on my glasses to read these...but just a moment....i'll be back....
   
   

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      pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      great job considering since you just woke up..it seems your brain works at razor sharp speed...

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ...well...hell yea....
         
         
         
         i'll take 2 please!

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            Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            why would you want two used green latex gloves?  :-)

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               ...they'd go with my new lips....
               
               ...my buddy and i saved some money and got a 2 for 1 special...
               
               

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                  Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  so that's why its called liposuckshun!!
                  
                  Will their fingers ever come unstuck?

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                       in the pic, we're just pointing out our new lips...in case you couldn't see them...i can't really smile very well anymore though...so i'm going to have to get them reduced now.....or make my head bigger...not sure yet which way to go....

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                        Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        if those two approached you in darkness you'd just see two tiny but severly spanked (albeit large crack) asses -sideways on of course which would really freak you out..

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I rather have the real thing when eating out

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    Mikeydoesposted 14 years ago

    Is this a stunt to get  yourself followers on hubpages?!

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       pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       you mean personal branding

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Mikeydoes - your a sad little man if you think I have nothing better to do with my time than have people like you follow me - get a life.
    
    

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ,...no wonder your back is sore Alota....have a great day!

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       Mikeydoesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It was a joke.... I'm not following you?

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       maheshpatwalposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Alota now after posting this pic i'm very sure that you'll get millions of followers from all over the world........

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    Home Girlposted 14 years ago

    if that's the only thing you can attact men with... by all means, but on the second thought: WHO IN HER RIGHT MIND NEEDS TO CARRY FOREIGN BODY UNDER HER SKIN AND HAVE AN OPERATION EVERY 5 years for the rest of her life?????????????????????????
    I consider it an ULTIMATE HUMAN STUPIDITY, sorry.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    wow

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    You can fed the whole community of babies now Alota!!! HOORAY!

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       Home Girlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       With silicone???

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Big Big Big

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    
    
    Cant believe you got them made so big

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       irish...are you really Alota?   how'd you get her pic?

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    richtwfposted 14 years ago

    Natural is best! Be happy with being yourself and the way you were born into the world.

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    I'm sure if you ask any woman with naturally large breasts..they'll tell you they're a burden more than an asset.  It's because all the extra weight is pulling you forward, while walking or standing, while the back muscles try to compensate all the time.  Muscles need to relax at least as often tensing.  I would imagine they'd also be a problem in bed (sleeping that is... ).
    
    No..you're better off (as far as back pain goes) with 'normal', real breasts.

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    Rishy Richposted 14 years ago

    I never liked the fake ones, no matter how big & beautiful it is.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Just click on the picture and save as - simple

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       i don't believe that Alota!
       
       have a great day Irish!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Somewayouttahere - you are so bad - rain rain rain here right now - I wish Alota were here - at least I would have some shelter

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I am so tired, might ask for my money back.

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       Kidgasposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       See if they can remove the silicone and fill them with air.  Less mass will be easier on your back.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    those aren't tyts, they're udders bigger than I ever saw on a Holstein.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Reminds me of the Movie BIG

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I am just out of the shower, I think I will have to get a bigger shower, nearly broke the door - banging against it.

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ....yea just go for some renos instead...it's probably cheaper.....get Irish to help!

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    KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

    Whatever........this story is as fake as the boobs.

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       Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       A lot a udder nonsense.....

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Yikes! Imagine how many poor, innocent silicones gave their lives for those bad girls!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    How right you are - bad bad bad

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Viagra does it work

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Some of my boyfriends use it - keeps them going a while longer - but I still have to reach for the rabbit

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    They are breaking your back ? I thought it was straw that broke the (camels) back.. :rolleyes

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    You say camel - I say come on

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Hey and now you can also have a new name "Alotamore"

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       pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       or alotamegatwins

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    Disturbiaposted 14 years ago

    HOLY COW!!!!!!!! I'd never go under the knife for any man. 
    
    A man is either going to want YOU for YOU or not.  If he doesn't like you, the biggest boobs in the world aren't going change that, and if all he likes is your boobs... well then he's a boob and certainly not worth a broken back.

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       pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       i agree with you..personally i like girls who are natural..natural is physical as well as being what they are...

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    If guys like boobs so much, why don't we just give them each a couple of those silicone dealy-bobs and they can fondle away - alot less work and trouble and expense for us!

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       pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       nice idea...guys can get this silicons themselves..

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          yes, and stop staring at ours, too while they're at it - or always trying to grab 'em!

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    Diane Insideposted 14 years ago

    I already have some that are too big, would love a reduction if you ask me. They get in the way.
    
    No I would not, I always wondered why anybody would want boob jobs, when I hate mine they are too big.
    
    Much rather have smaller ones.

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    CYBERSUPEposted 14 years ago

    Good for you Diane. Real is the best.

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    tritrainposted 14 years ago

    Meh.
    
    I prefer smaller boobs. 
    
    I'm more of a Cheek-Squirrel.  Big cheeks to hold the nuts.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Like Coke - only the Real Thing will do

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Would you like to feel them

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    How would you know if you were  actually felt ...lol

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    Bizziebeeposted 14 years ago

    haha this thread is hilarious. Boobs look great, but you are beautiful just as you are ;-)

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    
    
    Yes it is funny, and no doubt gotten a raise out of some ,shall we say male members of our community..hehe

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    tritrainposted 14 years ago

    They could offset the extra weight on the front by putting some globs in the back too.
    
    At least you'd be balanced out, eh? 

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good thinkin Sherlock   

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    I know- use the extra height to increase 'cellphone' reception,but like a TV aerial ya might have to experiment to see which position works best

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    Oh hell yes if gravity should ever point my DD's to the earth I will be lining up.
    How big did you get them done, not like that pic ahhhhh, that women needs a crane.
    One knock of those could knock her out cold.
    
    

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       Jasmine JellyBabyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       HOLY CARAMBA!! it's like having two entire planets on your chest

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    true dat freakish
    
    Nah buggar that ,luggin those big kahuna's shopping, imagine tryin to fit into a seat on the bus and no if she sat on anyones lap ,he'd need an oxygen mask as well
    
    Gardening well maybe ok for making the holes to pop ya plants in, if ya dont mind get all dirty.
    
    Swimming -flotation device, safety matters, so long as Jaws dont see ya coming first. Crikey second thoughts no good for the environment ,all that silicone washing up ashore!
    
    Just out of curiousity when guys get their eqipment enlarged, does it ever look as grosse ,I wonder
    
    Hugsss BP ALWAYS lovely to see ya petal
    !

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Starting to feel more comfortable with my new babies

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    You stay alive......

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