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Got a Boob Job - They are Breaking my back

  1. Alota profile image58
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Finally got a boob job - they are massive - boyfriends like them but they are hard to carry - would you, have you considered a boob job and would you guys appreciate all the hard work smile

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Definitely. Plan to once I finish having kids. smile

      1. profile image0
        ryankettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I would have to see pics to answer the question "would you guys appreciate all the hard work", at least 3 clear photos from 3 different angles yikes)

        1. pisean282311 profile image61
          pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol

      2. SunSeven profile image60
        SunSevenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Get a JCB, perhaps smile

      3. camlo profile image89
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Why do you think so many women get them reduced? What did you expect?

        A good size and firm is good, and real is better.

      4. tritrain profile image83
        tritrainposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        If I told you that you have a beautiful body, with or without the new boobs, would you hold it against me?   wink

      5. IntimatEvolution profile image81
        IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/smiley-face.jpg

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol  ...found that when u were lookin' for smileys? ...

          1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
            IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah......, lol.

    2. Joe Badtoe profile image59
      Joe Badtoeposted 7 years ago

      False boobs


      are


      wrong


      When you jump up and down things that hang off the body are meant to jump with you.

      1. WryLilt profile image91
        WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Does that include fat rolls?

        1. Joe Badtoe profile image59
          Joe Badtoeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'll ask fat rolls!

    3. TerryGl profile image61
      TerryGlposted 7 years ago

      What do you mean "boyfriends like them"? lol

      As long as your happy.

      Yes I would appreciate the hard work.

    4. pisean282311 profile image61
      pisean282311posted 7 years ago

      personally i like naturals..but it is not what i like but what the woman carrying them likes them to be...

    5. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      You can't breastfed babies anymore.

      1. Joe Badtoe profile image59
        Joe Badtoeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Unless they have a fondness for silicone jelly

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
          prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          It is bad for them hehe.

        2. Joe Badtoe profile image59
          Joe Badtoeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          my ex girlfriend had a boob transplant

          I now.go out with the girl who's got them.

          1. waynet profile image73
            waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Ha lol! makes sense!

            1. LSKing profile image79
              LSKingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              too funny!

      2. Jane@CM profile image58
        Jane@CMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Myth...

    6. waynet profile image73
      waynetposted 7 years ago

      I've already got boobs and I'm a dude! smile

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hi waynet!

        1. waynet profile image73
          waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hi...smile

    7. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

      Boob job? hmmmmmm, no, but I may have to now start to consider that penis reduction surgery........ lol

      1. pisean282311 profile image61
        pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    8. profile image0
      Amie Warrenposted 7 years ago

      You know, women who think they are only good if they have big boobs make me very sad. I have a natural C cup, and if I could get them reduced to a small B, I would be ecstatic. I hate having men stare at my boobs.

      One day, I swear, I'll be able to go braless in a tank top, and that will be the happiest day of my life. If men don't like it, tough sh**.

      1. pisean282311 profile image61
        pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i like all kinds  which are naturals smile...on serious notes it is not what man like or dont like...one must be comfortable with myself...

      2. Rafini profile image87
        Rafiniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I'm wondering what's wrong with a C...I wouldn't mind a C cup....it'd be better than what I gotta lug around now

    9. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

      ...just woke up...have to put on my glasses to read these...but just a moment....i'll be back....

      http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii51/mychael007/EasterBunnyGoneWrong.jpg

      1. pisean282311 profile image61
        pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol great job considering since you just woke up..it seems your brain works at razor sharp speed...

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ...well...hell yea....

          http://www.depletedcranium.com/shame/breast_implants_in_us_are_filled_with_sa.jpg

          i'll take 2 please!

          1. Joe Badtoe profile image59
            Joe Badtoeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            why would you want two used green latex gloves?  :-)

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              ...they'd go with my new lips....

              ...my buddy and i saved some money and got a 2 for 1 special...

              http://www.shefinds.com/blog/images/uploads/putylips_thumb.jpg

              1. Joe Badtoe profile image59
                Joe Badtoeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                so that's why its called liposuckshun!!

                Will their fingers ever come unstuck?

                1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  lol  in the pic, we're just pointing out our new lips...in case you couldn't see them...i can't really smile very well anymore though...so i'm going to have to get them reduced now.....or make my head bigger...not sure yet which way to go....

                  1. Joe Badtoe profile image59
                    Joe Badtoeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    if those two approached you in darkness you'd just see two tiny but severly spanked (albeit large crack) asses -sideways on of course which would really freak you out..

    10. theirishobserver. profile image58
      theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

      I rather have the real thing when eating out smile

    11. Mikeydoes profile image76
      Mikeydoesposted 7 years ago

      Is this a stunt to get  yourself followers on hubpages?!

      1. pisean282311 profile image61
        pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        you mean personal branding tongue

    12. Alota profile image58
      Alotaposted 7 years ago

      Mikeydoes - your a sad little man if you think I have nothing better to do with my time than have people like you follow me - get a life.

      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3881119.jpg

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol,...no wonder your back is sore Alota....have a great day!

      2. Mikeydoes profile image76
        Mikeydoesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It was a joke.... I'm not following you?

      3. maheshpatwal profile image74
        maheshpatwalposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Alota now after posting this pic i'm very sure that you'll get millions of followers from all over the world........ tongue

    13. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 7 years ago

      if that's the only thing you can attact men with... by all means, but on the second thought: WHO IN HER RIGHT MIND NEEDS TO CARRY FOREIGN BODY UNDER HER SKIN AND HAVE AN OPERATION EVERY 5 years for the rest of her life?????????????????????????
      I consider it an ULTIMATE HUMAN STUPIDITY, sorry.

    14. theirishobserver. profile image58
      theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

      wow smile

    15. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      You can fed the whole community of babies now Alota!!! HOORAY!

      1. profile image0
        Home Girlposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        With silicone???

      2. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        Big Big Big smile

      3. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3884835.jpg

        Cant believe you got them made so big smile

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          irish...are you really Alota? lol  how'd you get her pic?

      4. richtwf profile image60
        richtwfposted 7 years ago

        Natural is best! Be happy with being yourself and the way you were born into the world.

      5. timorous profile image83
        timorousposted 7 years ago

        I'm sure if you ask any woman with naturally large breasts..they'll tell you they're a burden more than an asset.  It's because all the extra weight is pulling you forward, while walking or standing, while the back muscles try to compensate all the time.  Muscles need to relax at least as often tensing.  I would imagine they'd also be a problem in bed (sleeping that is...smile ).

        No..you're better off (as far as back pain goes) with 'normal', real breasts. smile

      6. Rishy Rich profile image74
        Rishy Richposted 7 years ago

        I never liked the fake ones, no matter how big & beautiful it is.

      7. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        Just click on the picture and save as - simple smile

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          i don't believe that Alota! lol

          have a great day Irish!

      8. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        Somewayouttahere - you are so bad - rain rain rain here right now - I wish Alota were here - at least I would have some shelter smile

      9. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        I am so tired, might ask for my money back.

        1. Kidgas profile image78
          Kidgasposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          See if they can remove the silicone and fill them with air.  Less mass will be easier on your back.

      10. profile image0
        ralwusposted 7 years ago

        those aren't tyts, they're udders bigger than I ever saw on a Holstein.

      11. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        Reminds me of the Movie BIG smile

      12. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        I am just out of the shower, I think I will have to get a bigger shower, nearly broke the door - banging against it.

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol....yea just go for some renos instead...it's probably cheaper.....get Irish to help!

      13. KCC Big Country profile image87
        KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

        Whatever........this story is as fake as the boobs.

        1. Beth100 profile image74
          Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          A lot a udder nonsense.....

      14. Mighty Mom profile image83
        Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

        Yikes! Imagine how many poor, innocent silicones gave their lives for those bad girls!

      15. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        How right you are - bad bad bad smile

      16. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        Viagra does it work smile

      17. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        Some of my boyfriends use it - keeps them going a while longer - but I still have to reach for the rabbit smile

      18. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

        They are breaking your back ? I thought it was straw that broke the (camels) back.. :rolleyes

      19. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        You say camel - I say come on smile

      20. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

        Hey and now you can also have a new name "Alotamore" wink

        1. pisean282311 profile image61
          pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol or alotamegatwins smile

      21. Disturbia profile image60
        Disturbiaposted 7 years ago

        HOLY COW!!!!!!!! I'd never go under the knife for any man. 

        A man is either going to want YOU for YOU or not.  If he doesn't like you, the biggest boobs in the world aren't going change that, and if all he likes is your boobs... well then he's a boob and certainly not worth a broken back.

        1. pisean282311 profile image61
          pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          i agree with you..personally i like girls who are natural..natural is physical as well as being what they are...

      22. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 7 years ago

        If guys like boobs so much, why don't we just give them each a couple of those silicone dealy-bobs and they can fondle away - alot less work and trouble and expense for us!

        1. pisean282311 profile image61
          pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol nice idea...guys can get this silicons themselves..

          1. mega1 profile image78
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            yes, and stop staring at ours, too while they're at it - or always trying to grab 'em!

      23. Diane Inside profile image80
        Diane Insideposted 7 years ago

        I already have some that are too big, would love a reduction if you ask me. They get in the way.

        No I would not, I always wondered why anybody would want boob jobs, when I hate mine they are too big.

        Much rather have smaller ones.

      24. CYBERSUPE profile image61
        CYBERSUPEposted 7 years ago

        Good for you Diane. Real is the best.

      25. tritrain profile image83
        tritrainposted 7 years ago

        Meh.

        I prefer smaller boobs. 

        I'm more of a Cheek-Squirrel.  Big cheeks to hold the nuts.

      26. theirishobserver. profile image58
        theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

        Like Coke - only the Real Thing will do smile

      27. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        Would you like to feel them smile

      28. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

        How would you know if you were  actually felt ...lol

      29. Bizziebee profile image66
        Bizziebeeposted 7 years ago

        haha this thread is hilarious. Boobs look great, but you are beautiful just as you are ;-)

      30. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

        lol

        Yes it is funny, and no doubt gotten a raise out of some ,shall we say male members of our community..hehe

      31. tritrain profile image83
        tritrainposted 7 years ago

        They could offset the extra weight on the front by putting some globs in the back too.

        At least you'd be balanced out, eh?  smile

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
          Eaglekiwiposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Good thinkin Sherlock   lol

      32. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

        I know- use the extra height to increase 'cellphone' reception,but like a TV aerial ya might have to experiment to see which position works best smile

      33. blondepoet profile image71
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago

        Oh hell yes if gravity should ever point my DD's to the earth I will be lining up.
        How big did you get them done, not like that pic ahhhhh, that women needs a crane.
        One knock of those could knock her out cold.

        http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/sweetbrandi/boobs.jpg

        1. profile image0
          Jasmine JellyBabyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          HOLY CARAMBA!! it's like having two entire planets on your chest

      34. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

        lol true dat lol freakish

        Nah buggar that ,luggin those big kahuna's shopping, imagine tryin to fit into a seat on the bus and no if she sat on anyones lap ,he'd need an oxygen mask as well yikes

        Gardening well maybe ok for making the holes to pop ya plants in, if ya dont mind get all dirty.

        Swimming -flotation device, safety matters, so long as Jaws dont see ya coming first. Crikey second thoughts no good for the environment ,all that silicone washing up ashore!

        Just out of curiousity when guys get their eqipment enlarged, does it ever look as grosse ,I wonder

        Hugsss BP ALWAYS lovely to see ya petal smile
        !

      35. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        Starting to feel more comfortable with my new babies smile

      36. Alota profile image58
        Alotaposted 7 years ago

        You stay alive......

       
      working