Pick one hubber. Any hubber, then analyze the hell out of that person. Cant wait for someone to analyze me. (rubs palms together in anticipation) three-quarters, if not more of the people here hate my guts. I pick Mark Knowles. Smart as hell. Fun guy - as long as you're not into God or religion. Then he'll be the sweetest guy alive. You can tell he plays chess a lot. He's favorite move would probably be with a rook or bishop, being that he hates doing the obvious. Go-getter type of guy, likes to always be in control - a quality I admire. One of the few atheists with a purpose. The rest are just posers!
I don't think I am quite that ruthless lol. But I have learned that it is necessary to balance these things out. For example I am pretty aggressive with some people - usually as a reflection of their behavior, but I am always prepared to help some one with a genuine question. I get quite a lot of personal mails asking for advice and help - and usually oblige where I can. But when your back is to the wall, the rules change or go out the window. Flexibility.
There are hubbers who can turn any thread into a seething cauldron of judgement and hate. I am using this opportunity to point out the positive aspects of my fellow hubbers. People are fascinating. I have yet to see anything divisive. I am sure we will hit a cesspool before too long, but the topic, itself, is sound.
It is just a fun thread, and also an encouraging one, to be able to praise someone else is a great thing, everyone needs a little boost every now and then to know what what they are doing is really worthwhile.
I wouldn't, because I don't give a monkeys because to be honest how can anyone on Hubs analyze another. All you know of me is the Persona I want you to see, in all honesty I could be female, you don't know. Do ya
Badcompany, I have been entertaining myself with this forum, but I am afraid you have stumped me. You are talented with the skill of defying analysis. You are highly enjoyable, and very attractive, but you haven't revealed any vulnerabilities. Now that I think about it, it makes you even more intriguing.
Lol I haven't revealed any vulerabilities, my poems are littered with them. As for the pic or any of our pics are they our pics. How old are they, and hey i aint Captain Sparrow so what makes you think I am the guy in the blue shorts. I like to intrigue, I enjoy it and I am glad you are entertaining yerself
I am, and I sorry you are not entertained... or maybe you are entertaining yourself by teasing me. I am upset to find out that the guy in the blue shorts isn't you. Wow! My world is turned upside down.
Cindyvine is my choice. A great mother who walks more with her kids than walks above them. Nearly falls of the stadium seat watching those hunky footballers pass the ball around. Lies in bed at night trying to shut out her devious thoughts, and ideas for Hubs. An avid sausage maker, but while making them her mind is wandering onto other things which the sausages bring out in her.(Varoooop there goes a sausage through mid-air) Very dedicated in her work with children.Her warm heart and kindness and patience well suited to her work. The kind of woman that goes and goes while juggling her lustful thoughts of enemas and hunky men.
oh man. can you imagine? A big "hub pages" convention/pig roast/ soemthing else to eat that people who dont eat meat want... holy cow...that would be so funny!!!....oops, off topic again..sorry...I cant analyze people who I havent seen... fiery loves movies, is proud of who he is an dwehre he comes form, and cant sit still. he has bouts of low self esteem, but pulls himself out. eagle kiwi is kind, funny as hell, and fun loving, she believes in God, and isnt ashamed of it. Mark Knowels is well spoken, and sticks to his guns. He comes off nasty, but only because mediocrity annoys him, hes been let down in life (sometime) and DOES NOT belive in God. Maybe sometimes he wishes he did, cuz that would make things easier? Brenda is one of the nicest people I have met here, and she swears she isnt. Maybe she thinks thinking about herself is wrong? Badco is a sweet, funny, thoughtfull guy, who tends to say things he shouldnt when the wine gets to him. he's been hurt,more then once, and makes up for it with humor.Marinealwasy24 is obsessed with logic and he thinks hes crazy. Blondepoet is severly observant, and genuinely deeply cares for people, despite what shes been thru, she isnt mean, hurtfull or any of that. She plays blonde occasionally, only becasue shes smart enough to know when that will get her ahead. I have to say I think she may be one of the strongest women Ive ever "met." I coild go on and on about the impressions I get here, but hwo knows? Its easy to type....
The difference between me and people like you, gamergirl is, you people like to joke around, but never have to balls to go the full limit. Where's your sense of humour? Live up to your screenname. Oh shucks, I'm here to have fun, catch my kicks. that's it.
Brenda Scully comes immediately to mind. It was she that became my very first fan. When I first moved to Hubpages, she was the first to show up at my doorstep with a welcoming smile and an Angel food cake in her hands. She was also the first to leave a comment on one of my hubs. She's always willing to help me in all of my HP endeavors and is always quick to comment on my newest hubs...Scully is definitely a fan of mine and I am proud to also call her my endearing and enduring friend. Love ya, Scully!
I pick marinealways24. He is a good man, who searches for meaning. He becomes frustrated and angry at God. He has seen so much. I believe he has seen more sadness in this world than he will ever reveal to anyone. He will be a good father. He is realistic, but he hopes that one day he will be touched by the divine. He is obsessed with all things illogical. He tries his best to make sense out of the senseless. Logic, and enlightenment, are his main objectives. I hope that he will make it to the mountaintop and achieve the enlightenment he so desires.
I'm half-tempted to get at you, my fiery friend! You certainly live up to your name! Good to hear from you and thank you for all that you do. I got just enough votes to make it to the top five. I'm a Hubnugget, thanks to all of you guys.
I will try fierycj. Fierycj has the excitement for life that most of us lose in childhood. He is playful and unrelenting. He tends to be a bit defensive, but he has a great heart. He has a drive and fervor, that will allow him to achieve great things, if he doesn't become distracted. His beliefs are steadfast. He is goal oriented. He has been unfairly judged in the past, and it has left him with a hatred of being judged. He doesn't like to be misinterpreted. He can become very angry, when provoked. He is like a tiger.
Geez, my Davi's a shrink, too. LOL. I was actually hoping for an analysis from someone who didnt like me so damn much. Ha ha. You're probabaly right, though - all for except the tiger part. I happen to think my animus is a dragon. I mean they breathe fire and all. Always keep the fire in mind. Lol. Hey, thanks.
Mishy(missy) : god that person is 50 and tries to show that he is an 15 year old boy. He usually comments more for female hubbers and some fight with them and really he comments like a silly girl at that time. He also talks like playboy guys and he reaches too close ( almost open the button of her pent) when he replies with any double meaning of her quote.
He is still an important character here as he believes in criticism and we cannot have discussions with no criticism.
Davinagirl's analysis - a very sweet woman, but not to be taken for granted. A bundle of talent, she is, and will often as really talented people do, doubt herself. She is quick to learn, and believes in independent thinking. Her unspoken philosophy is that if it makes one happy, then it cant be all bad. She's the last person to draw up judgments about anyone or anything. She's a smart, fun-loving girl.
Misha is the police of the forums. He makes sure no one gets away with breaking the rules. He is probably the most realistic of all the hubbers on the forums. He easily sees the big picture. He knows that life is not always black or white, and he revels in the grey area. He will tear into a person if he doesn't agree with them, but is quick to explain his point of view. He doesn't back down when it comes to something he believes in. He lives his life out of bounds and makes no excuses for his beliefs. I respect Misha's views on life. I guess it is because he lives his life on his terms. That is enviable.
Colebabie is a very talented teacher and teachee. She loves to learn and to impart her knowledge on others. She loves to write for the the same reasons. She is a talented flirt and a beautiful girl. She makes a huge impact on all that know her and is not easily overlooked. Those who have met her find her hard to forget.
Aww Davina, thank you! I was expecting something that I would have to argue... haha. Or just suck up! But I really appreciate it. You are so sweet and smart. I'm always happy and proud when I read your writing.
Fun loving but ambitious. Loyal to her friends and lives for her boyfriend. Most happy when sitting by the beach and can't stand people who pick on others. Thinks nothing of hard work and at the same time can out party the best.
Has her mind set in the future and knows what she wants, plus she doesn't sit back if an argument starts because shes also fiery and takes no crap.
I do know her, I have been talking to her from the day I joined. Shes one of the nicest people on here and adds fun to the forums and I would have thought you more than anyone would appreciate that. I thought I read you actually commenting on the forum earlier about fun on the forums. Deff I am gonna make you walk the plank fieryc, and whats that gonna do to yer flames
Now you're just making assumptions. C'mon 'vibe' i said. You are who you are. I said vibe. I dont know you well enough to draw conclusions on whether you're actually shallow. C'mon. And badcompany, you're a riot. Ha ha ha. A plank for heaven's sake!
I'll go. I am a crazy mother, who is trying from day to day, to not screw up my child. I have had a hard life, but I think of my challenges as life lessons that I have benefitted from. I like to learn from people, although sometimes I have a hard time figuring people out. I can take a joke and I love to flirt. I am super fun at parties, but I haven't partied much lately. I like intellegent conversation and am really good at Jeopardy!... Who's next?
When I am steaming, I resort to name calling. I just wanted you to take a shot at it. I don't know you well enough to try to analyze you, myself. You have to admit... It would be a crappy bio. As of late, I am pretty boring.
I'm just a guy in his twenties, who decided that he's never gonna work for anyone his life, and was fortunate enough to pull it off. Since then I've seen the world as my little play field where I can do whatever the hell I want, like a movie location and I'm the cool director like Scorcese. I hate phonies, plastics, shallow-minded people, and O yes, clowns. I appreciate a good sense of humour, and intellectually minded individuals. I have a billion rules, but I'm probably the first to always break them. My whole life is like a movie, I replay every gesture of mine in 3D slow-mo like a friggin John Woo movie. I wear large black leather jackets at night, which is my favorite time of the day, so I can move like a killer. I have no patience for fools. I never back away from a fight, unless I'm sure I'll lose. Then I'll find another way to beat you. I hate losing. I'm highly moral sometimes. Pray like a madman sometimes, people dont believe it. I have a past, which may or may not have contributed to shaping who I am today, but so what? Everybody does.
Interesting and impressive. I really like the attitude of life being a play field but i can sense some overconfident which may curse your natural talent really. But i think its better to be over confident then to loose the intensity.
My Mum once told, nwa m, oku d'igi n'ime nke uku. Which means, my son,you have so much fire in you. And I was barely ten years old then. I've often been told that my best virtue is probably my curse...confidence. I actually believe, no scratch it, i know I'll win the Oscar someday.
I agree Misha, my ending of to Analyze a Hubber. We are all different but we all log on to pass a few hours. I like you Fireycj, you keep the forum fun and I also like your temper.
Ron I probably am not even a real person but some bugger typed this and if it wasn't me I believe in Ghosts. Ambition, love your style, the Cabin Girl turns her light off, gets into her bunk and bids you all a goodnight.
Been staying at my parents flat in Cape Town and they don't have internet, and was also in hospital for a day having minor surgery, but am back for a few days, then Thursday at 6am I leave for my next adventure in Tanzania! hey Fiery, am slowly making my way to Nigeria! Cape Town is soooo beautiful! Had lunch at the waterfront today, with Table Mountain towering in the background! Heaps of Nigerians in Cape Town! They don't have a good rep though, as many are into the whole drug industry.
Don't know if this is the appropriate place to put this, Team HP, move it to wherever it needs to go, but last night my dear friend and fellow hubber Tess45's son ended his life. She, as you can imagine is devastated. Please send warm thoughts her way. I'm sure they'll be...
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