Ok, so you meet this girl or guy, everything seems all good and cherry, right, then you both go on a date...and Boom! it doesn't take long before you realize you're on friggin' Hell Date! Ever happened? Whatdya do? Talk to me people?
Sorry, never been on a date. But once, this guy was living with me, nd one day, hes all talking nice then suddenly...he looks at me and says, dead serius,with a knife in his hand "If you ever leave me, I will start killing people, starting with your familly, untill you come back to me. Don't worry, Ill never hurt YOU"
Ha ha ha ha you're kidding right? Ha ha ha ha talk to me, D. Tell me about this.
No joke. I was raised in a really poor, religious, antisocial, neurotic familly. I never once got asked on a date. I sort of kind of dated a guy when I was 18, my senior year, to make a long story short, that was bad. When I graduated high school,my parents sent me packing, I get my own apartment then previous events caused me to be ousted from my church, I knew no one, and did not have any clue of how to interact with people. SOOOOOOO O meet this guy, he seems really cool, I am pretty desperatly lonley...and he turned out to be pschyo. After a year of living together, hes in and out of jail, his friends are even worse, he ends up robbing a bank, wearing one of my dresses.....
geez, what is this ,a movie! Glad its over and history. So what happened to him? Still making threats now you're married with kids?
Ok. so, he "dumped" me while serving his 3 years for the bank thing. Meanwhile, I got involved with a "nice normal" guy. who turend out to be seriuoslly mentally and emotionally controllign and abusive. just after having my first daughte, knife boy gets out of jail and shoes up at my work. For a while he stalked me and threatened me and stuff. THEN my daughter's father and I eventually broke up, I got involved with the man who is NOW my husband. When we were first seeing each other, the first wierdo threatend me again, and well, my husband delt with it. He hasnt been a problem since, but I still dont use my real name on line.
I have been living the nice quiet life of a stay at home mom for the past 9 years now. people tell me all the time I should write a book, but...who would believe me? And There is more interesting stories out there then a kid who grew up all wrong.
huh ,sorry but the dresses thing
write a book dammit!! others have
read this awesome book on a girl who ended up hooking really young,lousy life abusive stepfather ,the whole 9 yards.
She had no self esteem but beautiful and lost...
Anway short version ,she went to Harvard ( one of her clients was a professor)...and now shes got this amazing high paying job..and amazing lady...
Sorry forget the author ,but title is Homeless to Harvard
Dennisematt ,do think seriously about writing ,even if you just buy a journal book now and write down little by little..who knows 2 yrs from now or whatever...your opportunity may come calling so be ready girl
Denissmatte's story is really amazing ! She should write a screen play and you should direct it!. As i'm a virgin and never have been on a date ,I can't contribute with my experiences
Ive never been on a date either.... I skipped hat EVERY time. Maybe thats what went wrong?
ha ha ha ha ha Dude, I didnt ask about your weirdest lay. I asked about your weirdest date. Get your mind out the gutter.
you kidding tantrums? i thought you have family of your own already.
Nobody loves me ! I'm uglier than Notre Dame's Hunchback !
lols maybe you look like brad pit then i'l like you then hehe
I think Esmerelda could have loved him, she was just a bitch.
fiery sorry bout blank email, a senior moment perhaps
but I did re-do n re-send my resumme anyways...aight!
No resume here. But here's this madman stuff - that blank email I told you about, suddenly isn't blank anymore. But there's no resume in it either. Just you complaining about hubpages stuff.
hey, and why would you be sending me your resume? Shouldn't I be sending you mine? For Peter Jackson and all?
Complaining? my reply ...oh that is wierd ,no biggy ,found info I needed I think lol.
Shoulda Woulda Coulda- Ban these words immediately
lol glad someone knew what I was talking about. I would like to clarify, I do not have a flute or a .....
Oh yeah, and I didn't stick anything in my ...
Just wanted to clear things up. lol
Did you maybe write that song?
"Boom ,Boom Boom I want you in my room "
ha ha ha ha. No. But you'll get a gift if you can guess spot on why I keep saying it.
the weirdest one was a date with an ex (after 2 years separation) the weird thing about the date was the present he brought me: his cousin, a 6 feet tall ex marine...
Needless to say how the date ended :-)
by tequilarosemama4 11 years ago
i wanna know what's the weirdest thing you have ever done on a first date. come on lets not be shy.the weirdest thing i have ever done was to lean in to kiss the guy i was on a first date with and ended up lighting my hair on fire from the candles on our table..
by Elizabeth99 10 years ago
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
by kirstenblog 4 years ago
The weirdest insult I can remember getting was in a Denny's cafe. My friends and I were hanging out drinking coffee and putting off going home as late as we could. We had one of those big booths that sit a good sized group. We were minding our own business sharing a piece of sinful chocolate cake...
by Marcy Goodfleisch 9 years ago
What's the most fun you've ever had on a date for the least amount of money?We don't have to spend money to have fun, but sometimes it's hard to think of inexpensive ways to have a great time on a date (or going out with friends). Any ideas or personal experiences?
by Cindy Vine 4 years ago
Driving home in the rain today, listening to the radio, I heard them talking about this very thing and they were telling the story of some 44 year old woman who apparently sent three very bizarre emails in her sleep. As a child I used to sleepwalk, but I can't think of anything really strange...
by Lionrhod 5 years ago
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