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what's the weirdest thing you have ever done on a first date?

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    tequilarosemama4posted 7 years ago

    i wanna know what's the weirdest thing you have ever done on a first date. come on lets not be shy.


    the weirdest thing i have ever done was to lean in to kiss the guy i was on a first date with and ended up lighting my hair on fire from the candles on our table..

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      The weirdest thing I ever did was to take my girlfriend to a strip bar of her own choosing, based on her own idea of going, without me saying anything to her. Then having the pleasure of watching her as she enjoyed multiple private dances.

      I can say, the sex we had that night was absolutely incredible, not to mention, it lasted into the next morning/afternoon. lol

      1. Wendi M profile image80
        Wendi Mposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Sounds like fun to me.

    2. raran profile image57
      raranposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Pittsburgh used to have a great film repertory. I saw this cutie every morning waiting for the bus and built up the nerve to asked her out. 'Casablanca' was playing at the aforementioned rep house. Well, I looked at the wrong date and took her to see 'Eraserhead' instead. We ended up a couple, but I think that set things back for a couple weeks.

    3. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      okay, so i don't know exactly the weirdest thing i've done on a first date...i'm an oddball so probably something out there but just gets lost in the weird actions throughout my life.

      but i DO remember seeing an MTV show, that dating show NEXT.
      and the last girl the guy saw sat down for lunch with him and she had to pee so bad, but for some reason decided to just pee all over herself...the worst was hearing the pee drip on the floor. gross.

      1. wsp2469 profile image60
        wsp2469posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That reminds me.
        i have been on TWO dates--one a first for sure--where I have had to wonder off and take a pee while leaving my date in or near my car.
        Funny thing is, nothing was ever said and neither one knew what i had done/just kinda pretended i was tryign to figure out where we were or that i heard something

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    A Texanposted 7 years ago

    Mine involves a spatula, duct tape, baby oil and a shower curtain.

    Oh yeah,and a dwarf.

    There was some Law Enforcement involvement but no convictions.

  3. prettydarkhorse profile image60
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    is sleeping with the other on your first date, is that weird, never done that, but dont do it hehe,

    Nah, I spilled a drink in my skirt because of nervousnes hehehe

  4. shazwellyn profile image80
    shazwellynposted 7 years ago

    Having sex in the drivers cab of a British Rail train!  Yes.. the s train was moving and YES he was driving!

    All stops to Euston!! hehehe

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago

    well, I used to cruise this town called Wooster..I went out with a guy who had been after me for what seemed like an eternity, he had a nice Charger, so I figured , once won't hurt..he bored me so much..we were parked and this guy in a beat up , but highly built up 79 Malibu kept staring everytime he passed, I fineally smiled at him, he whipped it in the parking lot, the guy I was with was boasting about his date to his friends, I quietly pulled myself out the passenger window and got into the strangers car who had the malibu..and we started dated and had a kid 4 years later...the guy in the malibu was not rich like the guy I snuck away from , but I liked him better, he was not stupid like the Dodge guy and he ended up beating the dodge guy up over him stalking me after what I did ..

    I was young, just a teen...but yeah, I did it

  6. yenajeon profile image81
    yenajeonposted 7 years ago

    ok this is a strange first date:
    he did my taxes! Lol

  7. Happyontheinside profile image80
    Happyontheinsideposted 7 years ago

    urgh...had one guy made a BBQ on our first date. He didn't have a clue how to work the damned thing; then he undercooked the food and everyone at the party got sick.

    I was a veggie at the time so it was fine by me wink needless to say it didn't last long...

  8. blondepoet profile image75
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    He moved in on me at my place. He loved my hair it was down to my bum. I never told him it was fake
    As he was stroking my hair the pony tail came off in his hands OMG I WAS MORTIFIED
    Just at that moment I felt a false eyelash half falling off AGHHH
    He jumped up aghast and asked me what else was going to fall off....
    I assured him nothing else would
    Once we got past those few obstacles it went well

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      omgsh big_smile

      the weirdest thing i ever did on a first date was go to a pay phone and break up with my old boyfriend while my new boyfriend was sitting there at the table ordering dessert winkneutral

      1. Anath profile image72
        Anathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        http://i36.tinypic.com/28wh1yu.jpg That's hilarious blondepoet.

        I think that is what I should have done cosette.  The weirdest thing I've done is to hide under a table during my first date sad

        We went out for dinner, he wanted to go to a restaurant with a terrace when I saw a friend of my boyfriend (yes I had a boyfriend but was dating someone else!).  I "scaped" into the first restaurant I saw.  When my date found me in the restaurant he asked me what happened, I had to say that the smell of the food had brought me there. 
        But it didn't finish there... we were sitting reading the menu when my boyfriend's friend came in.  He must have recognized me going in.  Without thinking I droped my cutlery and went under the table looking for it, until the friend left!!!

        A strange date, but I must say that almost 3 years later that first date is still my only date at the moment smile

      2. aefrancisco profile image69
        aefranciscoposted 7 years ago in reply to this
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          aefranciscoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          that's way crazy hehehe

    2. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hahahaha nothing more embarrassing than body parts falling off lol

  9. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    Rode horses in the rain.

  10. Susana S profile image91
    Susana Sposted 7 years ago

    Some great stories here - make me chuckle lol My weirdest one I've had wasn't a date but the woman I was with thought so. She held me hostage in her flat, sang Celine Dion songs to me and professed her deep love for me (even though I had only met her very recently) while drinking gallons of what I thought was water, but turned out to be vodka. I managed to escape when she passed out! That was scary, lol smile

    A week or so later she ended up in the mental health unit.

  11. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Asked my girlfriend to help with my zipper as it was stuck....no we were not going to make love....I had just went for a pee and I could not close it......

  12. NewYorker profile image62
    NewYorkerposted 7 years ago

    This was the first date I ever went on, I was 15 years old and I licked her cheek.

  13. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Whats with the licking NY.....did you think she was KFC

    1. NewYorker profile image62
      NewYorkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It was actually just an accident, I had just kissed her and I was going for a tongue kiss when she suddenly turned her head and I looked like an idiot.

  14. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Nice one...LOL

  15. aefrancisco profile image69
    aefranciscoposted 7 years ago

    GOT REALLY DRUNK smile

  16. wsp2469 profile image60
    wsp2469posted 7 years ago

    I think the weirdest thing I ever did on a first date was ride on this small Merry-Go-Round with a girl from which I didn't get any.
    (You didn't mean sexually weird, did you?  My response might be different then, ya know?)

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    tequilarosemama4posted 7 years ago

    no wsp2469 i mean just weird as in the most embarrising or weird thing you have ever done or had happen to you on a first date. sry for the misunderstanding

    1. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I figured.  I was just kidding.

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    hotpinkpantyposted 7 years ago

    I showed off my panty that I was wearing. She thought it was hot

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      WTF? seriously WTF???

    2. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Come to think of it I've tried on panties . . . but don't think it was on a first date!

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        tequilarosemama4posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        i have always wondered what my secreat crush would look like in a thong! he has a nice bum for a guy and no he's not gay!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    left. big_smile

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    tequilarosemama4posted 7 years ago

    i will say you all have come up with some pretty interesting things that have either been done to you or happened on your first date. a few made me laugh good job

  21. Alessia Amnesia profile image56
    Alessia Amnesiaposted 7 years ago

    The weirdest thing I ever did on a first date...

    lol It's kind of gross and kind of X-Rated so let's just say he ended up with a lap full of thrown up spaghetti. lol

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hit that sweet spot huh?

      1. Alessia Amnesia profile image56
        Alessia Amnesiaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I wouldn't call the spot he hit sweet, but he definitely hit the spot hard lol

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          A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Got ya!

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    SensuousWorldposted 7 years ago

    Ok...bear in mind I was only 16. I had a guy pick me up one night and he said he forgot something at home so we went to his place. As soon as we pulled in his mom was out the door screaming about goats not being milked...yea...goats.
    I helped him milk 10 goats so his mom could start making cheese that night. Goat milk is funky! I thought that smell would never come off my hands...they do say its good for your skin!

    I never went out with him again...or any other farm boy for that matter!

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      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Don't know what you are missing! smile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Mosquitoes played a tune on my ass as I kept...you know. We were by the river on a sultry summer evening. I never did that again.

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hahahaha oh I love it. What tune was it by the way? Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick?

  24. Bill Manning profile image71
    Bill Manningposted 7 years ago

    I met a Vietnamese girl where I worked. She did not speak any English, so I arranged a date through her mom. I picked her up and took her to a nice Chinese restaurant.

    Once we got done and were in my car I asked "so what you want to do"? She smiled shyly and said "hotel?" I was like "you want to go to a hotel!?" yikes

    She nodded yes, so I went to the closest one, paid 80 bucks and we had a good time! Then after only 3 weeks her mom said to me "so you like her, she likes you, you go get married now!" yikes

    I made up a story about having to go take care of my mom in a different state and never saw her again. big_smile

    1. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      omg you kiniving little devil you! lol

      1. Bill Manning profile image71
        Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hey I was trying to be respectable, it was her who wanted to go to the hotel! 3 weeks is a bit fast to get married I think, I should have known something was going to go wrong. sad

        1. Mamelody profile image60
          Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          er erm.. the girl couldn't speak English!! how the hell did she know what hotel was?? tongue

          She probably said "taco bell" and you translated it to "hotel" lol

          1. Bill Manning profile image71
            Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            No, trust me, she knew what she said! She even motioned to the back seat before she said hotel! wink

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    Hmmmm weirdest thing I ever done on my frsit date? shoot I think I was too nervous to be my normally weird self... big_smile

  26. qwark profile image60
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    "Screwing" under a GI blanket on a beach in Ft. Lauderdale, at night, under a full moon, while people were watching sea turtles, all around us, laying eggs.

  27. wyanjen profile image84
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    On a first date, I play it real cool.
    I wait for HIM to do the first weird thing.

    It's a power/control kinda thing.

  28. girly_girl09 profile image70
    girly_girl09posted 7 years ago

    The weirdest thing was probably when I had to excuse myself for a conference call for work. He had to sit by himself for 15 or so minutes. Luckily, he was a workaholic too, so he understood. It still felt really weird as I would absolutely hate a guy doing that to me, especially on a first date!!

    1. qwark profile image60
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Girly:
      Hahaha...arent you a "multi-tasker?"
      Bill Clinton was a "multi-tasker!" He didn't let a phone call from world leaders keep him from enjoying other, shall we say, joyfull promiscuities?.
      Lol  :-)

  29. Mamelody profile image60
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    I ate my date's dinner! Stupid waiter mixed our orders and put his order on my side and put my order on his side. When it arrived I just started eating it and wondered why he wasn't eating.. then he said "that's mine" ... too late I'd wiped the plate clean!

    I'm still embarrassed till today.. sad

    1. Bill Manning profile image71
      Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So did you eat his food too, since it was actually yours!?  lol

      1. Mamelody profile image60
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I offered but he said no need.. I did make a truce and I paid the bill sad

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          logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Did he at least get a hug! smile

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago

    I forgot..I thew up all over the guys new leather jacket..

    long story, no need for the details that led up to the event..
    he never spoke to me again..lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Run like Hell yikes

 
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