Who's got it?
This is it:
I call it Splat.
It's A.W.O.L. - absent without licence. It is unarmed (as per its picture - no limbs) though unfriendly. Never known it to smile.
I need it back. It's my drive and motivation to do ... stuff
He's in Oz but I don't know what he's doing. Darkside has him. Or maybe he lost him. Or maybe a Koala took a shine to him. Or or or
I don't have it, FD, but I hope you find it soon. Have you checked with Mark? Has it meandered into the religion forums looking for him?
I wish I new lrohner. Damn annoying trying to get motivated. I need that Splat
What is it that I can do to help you get it back dear? Hints would be helpful.
ralwus I feel far too somnolent. It's horrible. And that silly green Splat is better attached to me than on the underside of someones shoe.
You know - maybe it's masquarading as gum?
And no eye deer wren - it's slinkied away
Oh no! That's terrible, I haven't seen it maybe you dropped it down the back of the sofa? If I do happen to come accross it I'll direct it back.
Hmmmm, I think I just saw my niece running off with your mojo.
Make sure she doesn't put it in her mouth emie! I don't know if I could touch a gummed/chewed mojo
Did you try the Lily Pad ? I heard Splat likes to take a couch in that room and take a long rest... or maybe Splat's joined the Flubber Team...
Not in my lilypad. Pirate Girl is though, all nakey and what have you.
And ta Mrvoodoo - maybe it's hiding as a false mojo.
And ralwus - I have lots of things to write about. I just don't want to - though I have, elsewhere.
I'm just being naughty and not applying myself. Hence my absent mojo
emie - I hope you're right and pearl - did you get the picture posting thing sorted yet?
Gotta be in local food FD - to compliment your travel tips etc.
Ohhhh,nooooo! Not your MoJo! Not groovy, baabyy!
Don't know what I would do without my Mo & Jo! Hee, Hee
FD, I'm so sorry for your loss. Losing your Mojo sucks almost more than anything.
leave it alone, it will come home, wagging its tail behind it.
I too, am mojo-less. I understand it can be dificult, but if yo drink enough beer,(or drinkof choice) you can make a complete fool of yourself, and worry more about that then the lack of mojo....for example, this picture of me, has along story behind it, but I realy hate it. AND now its stuck on here, I cant seem to get a new one to load. poop
at least you still look cool and green.
Wouldn't Frog MoJo be FroJo?? Not to be confused with FroYo of course
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Tis you. Janetta. Where the hell have you been woman? *eyes janetta*
lol guys - but we still haven't found the elusive Splat have we? First one to find it can have an official frog wrist doodah. Complete with wooden beads. And I'll even throw in the string
She was playing pretend with her niece. I think
And Janetta - hiding is when people can't see you. We can see you ...
And red - I do. That number is up and down like a whores drawers. an unreliable source of anyones mojo
whores drawers..ha ha..I thoguht they went commando.
clearly not a source of mojo.
I only meant perhaps it was ok for mojo to take the day off, and you as well?
I never take days off. I'm a consummate slacker. We work hard at our non-endeavours
And I'm happy you've found your Mojo WS. Now you just need to find your larynge or whatever they're called
"people say I'm lazy but it takes all my time...life's been good to me so far"..
ha ha ha.
I do belive your mojo might be on its way back.
Me, Ive got to go to town soon, on a very unpleasnet errand. I actually have had a most horrid few days. I will hopefully be back here at some point, without embaressing myself.
I hope your feeling well sooon, FD, I tried to make a forum thread for you last night. Life is hard without any wimmins.
Mine also comes and goes like whores drawers. Just got it back, came from reading some hubbers I have a lot of respect for. May you find it soon, I know you will.
Was that your Mojo I saw on the side of a UHAUL truck flying down I-94?
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