I have lost my Mojo

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  1. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    Who's got it?

    This is it:
    http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv22/frogdropping/green20blob-1.gif?t=1253884000
    I call it Splat.

    It's A.W.O.L. - absent without licence. It is unarmed (as per its picture - no limbs) though unfriendly. Never known it to smile.

    I need it back. It's my drive and motivation to do ... stuff smile

  2. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    Where's that bear? Did he take it to OZ?

  3. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    He's in Oz but I don't know what he's doing. Darkside has him. Or maybe he lost him. Or maybe a Koala took a shine to him. Or or or neutral

  4. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    I don't have it, FD, but I hope you find it soon. Have you checked with Mark? Has it meandered into the religion forums looking for him?

  5. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    I wish I new lrohner. Damn annoying trying to get motivated. I need that Splat smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    What is it that I can do to help you get it back dear? Hints would be helpful.

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ralwus I feel far too somnolent. It's horrible. And that silly green Splat is better attached to me than on the underside of someones shoe.

      You know - maybe it's masquarading as gum?

      And no eye deer wren - it's slinkied away sad

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        ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well, do a Halloween hub like I just did, its fun. Think girl, think back to when you were a kid.

  7. wrenfrost56 profile image80
    wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago

    Oh no! hmm That's terrible, I haven't seen it maybe you dropped it down the back of the sofa? If I do happen to come accross it I'll direct it back.

  8. emievil profile image78
    emievilposted 8 years ago

    Hmmmm, I think I just saw my niece running off with your mojo. smile

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Make sure she doesn't put it in her mouth emie! I don't know if I could touch a gummed/chewed mojo neutral

      1. emievil profile image78
        emievilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Don't worry about it froggy. She'll just play with it. She knows better than to put anything in her mouth. Unless your mojo is really delicious, then say goodbye to it smile.

  9. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Did you try the Lily Pad ?  I heard Splat likes to take a couch in that room and take a long rest...  or maybe Splat's joined the Flubber Team...  big_smile

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Not in my lilypad. Pirate Girl is though, all nakey and what have you.

      And ta Mrvoodoo - maybe it's hiding as a false mojo.

      And ralwus - I have lots of things to write about. I just don't want to - though I have, elsewhere.

      I'm just being naughty and not applying myself. Hence my absent mojo smile

      emie - I hope you're right and pearl - did you get the picture posting thing sorted yet?

  10. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    Gotta be in local food FD - to compliment your travel tips etc.

  11. Mrvoodoo profile image60
    Mrvoodooposted 8 years ago

    http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1123473622745&id=efc2c4cc5963e4b1c76c4d472c829150&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.sweets2.co.uk%2fprodimages%2f250%2ftf247.jpg

    mmmmmmmmmmm, Mojo's, a staple of any good 10p mix-up.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Naughty frogs need a spanking then.
    http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/732.gif

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      No comment. Absolutely none. Other than this neutral

  13. manlypoetryman profile image76
    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/bridget/AustinPowers.jpg

    "So Not Groovy...Loosin' Your Mojo!"

  14. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 8 years ago

    http://z.hubpages.com/u/1808476_f120.jpg

    Ohhhh,nooooo! Not your MoJo!  Not groovy, baabyy!
    Don't know what I would do without my Mo & Jo! Hee, Hee

  15. Herald Daily profile image74
    Herald Dailyposted 8 years ago

    FD, I'm so sorry for your loss.  Losing your Mojo sucks almost more than anything.

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    rednckwmnposted 8 years ago

    leave it alone, it will come home, wagging its tail behind it.
    I too, am  mojo-less. I understand it can be dificult, but if yo drink enough beer,(or drinkof choice) you can make a complete fool of yourself, and worry more about that then the lack of mojo....for example, this picture of me, has along story behind it, but I realy hate it. AND now its stuck on here, I cant seem to get a new one to load.  sad  poop
    at least you still look cool and green.

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    Janettaposted 8 years ago

    Wouldn't Frog MoJo be FroJo?? Not to be confused with FroYo of course big_smile

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Is it a bird?

      Is it a plane?

      Nope.

      Tis you. Janetta. Where the hell have you been woman? *eyes janetta* big_smile

      lol guys - but we still haven't found the elusive Splat have we? First one to find it can have an official frog wrist doodah. Complete with wooden beads. And I'll even throw in the string smile

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        rednckwmnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I thought emie's niece found it?

        1. frogdropping profile image84
          frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          She was playing pretend with her niece. I think big_smile

          And Janetta - hiding is when people can't see you. We can see you ... hmm

          And red - I do. That number is up and down like a whores drawers. an unreliable source of anyones mojo wink

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            rednckwmnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            whores drawers..ha ha..I thoguht they went commando.
            clearly not a source of mojo.
            I only meant perhaps it was ok for mojo to take the day off, and you as well?

            1. frogdropping profile image84
              frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I never take days off. I'm a consummate slacker. We work hard at our non-endeavours smile

              And I'm happy you've found your Mojo WS. Now you just need to find your larynge or whatever they're called smile

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                rednckwmnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                "people say I'm lazy but it takes all my time...life's been good to me so far"..
                Joe Walsh

                1. frogdropping profile image84
                  frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                                   big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

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                    rednckwmnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    you...
                    ha ha ha.  smile
                    I do belive your mojo might be on its way back.
                    Me, Ive got to go to town soon, on a very unpleasnet errand. I actually have had a most horrid few days. I will hopefully be back here at some point, without embaressing myself.
                    I hope your feeling well sooon, FD, I tried to make a forum thread for you last night. Life is hard without any wimmins.

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        Janettaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        In hiding wink

  18. profile image0
    rednckwmnposted 8 years ago

    Hey, look, your a 100!! maybe you dont need splat anymore?

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    wordscribe41posted 8 years ago

    Mine also comes and goes like whores drawers.  Just got it back, came from reading some hubbers I have a lot of respect for.  May you find it soon, I know you will.  smile

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    LEWJposted 8 years ago

    Was that your Mojo I saw on the side of a UHAUL truck flying down I-94?

 
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