How Many People Have You Slept With?

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    ryankettposted 13 years ago

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      Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

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      1. myownworld profile image73
        myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol how about just today???

    2. cheaptrick profile image72
      cheaptrickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ON ONE HAND!
      OMG,that is a priceless statement.
      Next time I go to Scullys bar I'm gonna use that lolololo

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      Jeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

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        cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        wow. yikes <---wee, shocked face wink

        1. Jery profile image61
          Jeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          What? I just liked to practice so I would really have it down when I found someone I loved. I've never had sex with anyone else while I was in a committed relationship! So whats so bad??

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            ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I dont think that she is judging you Jery, probably secretly a little impressed!

            1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
              AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Well, it is impressive smile

    4. Lily Rose profile image81
      Lily Roseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Seriously, Ryan - none of your business!

  2. dyonder profile image72
    dyonderposted 13 years ago

    31. It was thirty when I hit thirty years old, so I figured I'd take a break. I've had one 'one night stand' in the last ten years - been focusing on raising my son instead of mating. Loved every single one of them (the ladies) intensely and with all of my heart except for four (matters of convenience and hormones).
    Congrats with staying with the same one: that works for some

  3. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 13 years ago

    I can count on one hand smile

  4. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    21, maybe more. That's as high as I am physically able to count

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    sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

    This is a sad thread.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I bet you've heard that before

    2. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Why so?

    3. myownworld profile image73
      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol completely agree...!

      1. sooner than later profile image59
        sooner than laterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        same here.

      2. goldenpath profile image66
        goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Agreed!  It might seem harmless and fun to endulge in the numbers but to conjure memories of when we have desecrated the sacred powers which we have been given is often best left unsaid.  Especially when these powers were employed outside the bonds of marriage.

        1. blue dog profile image61
          blue dogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          what about outside the bonds of sex?

        2. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          So why don't you leave ??
          this thread is not for you

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            cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            prezactly. wink

        3. Colebabie profile image60
          Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Ugh. Not everyone here conjures the same memories you do.

        4. Cagsil profile image72
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh please.

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            lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            not buying it either geez

            1. myownworld profile image73
              myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              yes, what's 'desecrated the scared powers'?? yikes sounds like one of the religious lost his way...and fell into this thread!!!

              1. glendoncaba profile image75
                glendoncabaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Religious people have sex...better.

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                  cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  really?

                  why is that? just curious how being religious enhances that.

        5. Himitsu Shugisha profile image71
          Himitsu Shugishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Wow, need any Windex for that glass house you live in?!

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      lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

      seeing those answers i plead the 5th, i am really nice, honest, it was just something that happened over 100 times i swear

    5. Jonathan Janco profile image59
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

      OK, hope no one thinks less of me but it's probably in the triple digits. It's definitely not less than that and I don't think it's more. To clarify, most of this happened between the ages of 19 and 21 and I wasn't very picky and wasn't gender specific and wasn't always doing the traditional one-on-one sort of thing. To further clarify, the memories are very vague and there was alot of frustration and substance abuse going on. Yes, I've been tested. And in the 15yrs since then, probably only adds up to about fifty or so.

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      sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

      If yo a ho, don't brag about it. Try and get your circus act together.

    7. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years ago

      Tempted to say it's quality not quantity -- heck, why am I just *tempted* to say that!

      1. myownworld profile image73
        myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        it's o.k. questions on sex tend to have that effect on people....! wink

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        cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        it IS, actually. quantity is meaningless...

    8. cally2 profile image60
      cally2posted 13 years ago

      More than one, less than a million. I don't cut notches in my headboard. Coming up 20 years with one now.
      And there was 14 years with none

      1. myownworld profile image73
        myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        (((smile @ cally!))) btw. 20 years....wow! I'm already exhausted after 10!!

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        dohn121posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Ha!  I love math problems lol

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          so that makes you, let's see, at least 40 years old!

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        logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I used to cut notches in my headboard until one day there was nothing left! smile LOL!

    9. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years ago

      Then we have the eternal Seinfeld question: When can we say sex has taken place? (His answer kind of made sense to me)

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        When the nipple makes its first appearance? I disagree. One can be naked and not engaging in sex.
        The definition of sex varies for everyone. I assume the OP meant intercourse. But of course I could be wrong.

        1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
          AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          But can the nipple make its appearance during a *make-out* session, without it being sex...?

          1. mega1 profile image69
            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Is it that the "nipple makes its appearance" ? Because I am seeing this nipple just jumping out - like "HI, Howdy! Whas up?" and I am all, lol

    10. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 13 years ago

      Can't remember. I'm too old !! big_smile

    11. jimmythejock profile image82
      jimmythejockposted 13 years ago

      I reported this thread to admin as bad taste maybe everyone should.....jimmy

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I don't think it is bad taste at all. But that is your opinion. We're adults, talking about sexual history isn't anything negative or in bad taste. No one is forcing someone to answer.

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        cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        yikes

        actually i have seen lots worse...and if you notice, not everyone is answering, or using naughty words. neutral

      3. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        ????
        speak for yourself
        Maybe you have 'problems' ??
        lol

      4. blue dog profile image61
        blue dogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        certainly not "as bad taste" as the fat "sexy aunties" hubs.

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        ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Fair enough, personally I cant see an issue with it, why is it any worse than threads about abortion, drug addiction, war? Sexual intercourse is an amazing thing, people have different attitudes to it.... yours clearly different to mine...

        I am dissapointed with this comment coming from you, somebody with a hub full of Michael Jackson jokes and jokes about how much you would love to be a condom tester! So much so that I will swiftly remove myself from your fan club, shame as it was one of the very first that I joined, I left you fan mail once telling you to keep writing after your workmates bullied you.... now I realise that they bully you because your a whiney hypocritical old git....

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        marcofratelliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Approved.

    12. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 13 years ago

      I don't see anything wrong with this thread.
      Nobody has to read it or post in it, if they don't like it .

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      sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

      It's just not something you should aspire to.

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        What? Having sex?

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          sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Shame on you! You're better than this.

          1. Colebabie profile image60
            Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Better than what?
            I don't understand the question.
            If you meant being a whore, then sure, I don't think anyone would aspire to be a whore. But the word "whore" is subjective anyways. I'm sure you and I would have different definitions.
            But if you meant aspire to have sex. Then I disagree with you, I think sex is a healthy part of a relationship, and I'm sure most people aspire to have sex at one point or another in their life.

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              sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Respect yourself.

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                lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                what does that have to do with anything?

              2. Colebabie profile image60
                Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I do. Why do you try and make a point and then back away? Every time.

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                  sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I only go so far, I've said that to you before, remember my I-Pod?

                  1. Colebabie profile image60
                    Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    But you don't make your point if no one can understand it. Its like your own little satisfaction that you say something, but no one gets it because it doesn't make any sense. And no I don't remember your Ipod.

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                      sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Be special don't aspire to be common. I don't listen to music anymore.

              3. Cagsil profile image72
                Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                It's you who are being disrespectful, ever considered that?

                No, of course not!

                Your actions by being here passing out judgement, as you have, by claiming we are not respecting ourselves, because we choose to talk about something you find offensive.

                Please- your attempt to get righteous, just got negated through your ignorant actions of being here. Therefore, it leaves one to conclude that YOU do not respect yourself, so you disrespect others. It's as obvious and clear as day now.

                Respect yourself, find some HIGHER moral ground, because right now...you're not looking too good in front of everyone who you associate with.

                Just a thought.

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                  sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I haven't judged anyone it's your conscious thats bothering you. You don't belong on religious threads spreading hate but you still go there, why?  If I can make a difference in one life then it's worth climbing in the gutter to speak for virtue.

                  1. Cagsil profile image72
                    Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    You see, there you go again, making judgement. You calling what I do 'hate' is ridiculous.

                    My conscious isn't bothering me. I've made my peace with life and know I need to know about LIFE in general. All I have to learn now is knowledge and have the faith in myself to grasp the understanding of the knowledge I learn.

                    What are you doing? Like I said- try and find a higher moral ground, the gutter you're standing in is filled your emotions and forced you to react- so much for listen to your religion.

                    So, please.

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        cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        who's aspiring?

        i'm practically asexual these days. my choice. i have no interest in it. too messy and whatnot wink

    14. mega1 profile image69
      mega1posted 13 years ago

      haha I used to put myself to sleep at night counting them - instead of sheep but never got to the end of em, so I have completely lost track!  Anyway I wouldn't tell you if I knew! What kinda question is that?  But.  made me laugh so  smile

    15. Himitsu Shugisha profile image71
      Himitsu Shugishaposted 13 years ago

      In the words of Seinfeld, "I'm sorry sir, but those records are permanently sealed." smile

    16. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 13 years ago

      Hi Cags! Whats up? smile

      1. Cagsil profile image72
        Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Not much here, I was tempting myself to see, if I wanted to reveal that part of my life to Hubberville.

        What's up Cole? How are you today?

        The answer to the topic is 15 ladies. Only 12 were actual girlfriends. The other 3 were F**K-buddies.

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          lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          you said fuck

          1. Cagsil profile image72
            Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No! I put the asterisk in myself.

        2. Colebabie profile image60
          Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Gotcha. I'll answer pretty much anything. Except anything that'll possibly bring about a stalker smile (Ex. full name, address, workplace etc.)
          I'm doing well today. Had a genetics test that I think went well. Going to dinner with a friend and her new baby tonight. smile

          1. Cagsil profile image72
            Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Well, I hope you do get good results from your test. Plus, I hope you also enjoy your dinner with your friend her new baby. New babies have a tendency to be cute or even funny looking, but mostly adorable. It's weird how that works. And, I'm glad to hear you're also doing well.

            1. Colebabie profile image60
              Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Yes I agree about the babies. smile I've seen pics and she's adorable! I am doing well, can't wait until finals week is over! But well big_smile

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          sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I'm confused. What gender are you?

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      lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

      THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW MANY PARTNERS HAVN'T YOU SLEPT WITH?  lol

      1. myownworld profile image73
        myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol ah...the real dilemma!!

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          lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I lose MOW

          sniff sniff

          1. myownworld profile image73
            myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            what r you saying girl????

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              lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              I swear I didn't say a thing

              1. myownworld profile image73
                myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                ((hugs))) bed time! take care...keep them from slitting each other's throats here....!

      2. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I've had 5 boyfriends. Only slept with one of them. So 4 smile

    18. chambersgirl21 profile image59
      chambersgirl21posted 13 years ago

      how sad that this is what people want to talk about.

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        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        so why are you here talking?

        1. chambersgirl21 profile image59
          chambersgirl21posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          just putting my opinion in smile

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            lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I don't understand if its sad to you why your staying?  roll

      2. Cagsil profile image72
        Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        In what way is this sad? It's you who could use more people to associate with, considering you've not written a hub yet?

        Hmm....so what are we suppose to talk about if we can't talk about this? What religion? NOT!

        This isn't a religious forum, it's hubbers getting to know each other. If you can't see that- then OPEN YOUR EYES more than they presently are.

        I think I'll leave it at that.

        1. chambersgirl21 profile image59
          chambersgirl21posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Down boy down.....Hmmmm....I dont think I said anything about religion so lets leave it at that.
          I like to get on here from time to time to chat a little bit about what matters to me as for not writing a hub, I have children that keep me very busy, just because I havent written a hub does not mean I have nothing to say. smile
          Also I did not say you could NOT talk about it I simply said that it is SAD this is what you are talking about.
          Do not put words in my mouth and act like you know me. Okay.
          Have a super tremendous time talking about how many people you have slept with. Anyways Im sure I will see you again seeing as how you like to make a presence in the religous forums when it doesnt pertain to you as well. Oooops I said religion......I am so sorry.

          Later

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        ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Why is it sad? Why is it such a bad topic? I have been faithful in a happy relationship with my fiance of 3 years.... is this when you tell me that I should be married?

    19. prettydarkhorse profile image55
      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

      three honestly, my ex-husband and two past bfs, my ex husband is my first bf

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      Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

      Truthfully? I have only slept with 2 men in my life one now my husband the other thankfully miles away in Texas.

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      sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

      Point fingers and blame your guilt on your neighbor.

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Guilt? What guilt? I have nothing to feel guilty for.
        Yet again another "point" that makes absolutely no sense and does not apply to the discussion at hand.

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      Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

      I went back and read some of the posts on here. Totally sad that people think that this thread is in bad taste. Sleeping and having sex is a part of life. So what if ppl want to talk about it? You don't like it go somewhere else and stop commenting. Pure and simple!

      1. blondepoet profile image66
        blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Here here

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        sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Voicing disapproval of a position is what this exchange is all about. Otherwise, we wouldn't see atheists and liberals on a religious thread. Maybe if you took the same position on their assaults and insults it would be just that, pure and simple.

        1. Cagsil profile image72
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Assaults and insults are subjectively bias perceptions. Thank you for playing.

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            sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Are you ashamed of yourself? You never answered mt question.

            1. Colebabie profile image60
              Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              And you've missed several of mine. Next "point" please.

              1. Cagsil profile image72
                Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                lol lol lol lol

            2. Cagsil profile image72
              Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              If I feel you need to know, then I will tell you. Unless you think you can get one of your "hubber" friends to tell you.

              And, no. I am not ashamed of myself, because I have nothing to be ashamed of.

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                sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                No, thats fine.

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          Sheila watsonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          and the debate heats hub up, welldone guys, i can see and understand your arguments ijust believe that if one isn't comfortable with a particular thread or topic, they should just ignore or better still, paste in a very polite comment on thhe issue. You guys are wonderful.

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          Crazdwriterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Umm last time I checked sneak this was in the Hubber's Hangout. Has nothing to do with liberals or athiests or religion. Just a simple question that you can answer or not answer instead of trying to pick figths with everyone.

    23. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 13 years ago

      Forgive me I cannot give u an axact amount. Perhaps if I had a calculator......smile

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        logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        How about adding one more? smile

    24. yoshi97 profile image58
      yoshi97posted 13 years ago

      538 in one night ...

      It was the Holiday Inn ... all the rooms were filled ... and I do think everyone was sleeping at the same time I was ...

      *Crazd whispers into Yoshi's ear*

      'Oh! Maybe 11 ... I value relationships over passion and relationships take time to develop before you get to the point of knowing if they were meant to be ... or meant to be passed by. smile

    25. waynet profile image68
      waynetposted 13 years ago

      I've slept with millions and millions of bed bugs and they probably each had a cigarette afterwards!!

    26. dyonder profile image72
      dyonderposted 13 years ago

      It's really funny that something so beautiful, enjoyable, and natural that brings people together in a way that nothing else does has so many negative connotations for some...ah well...I'll enjoy it while I can.

      1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
        AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Very true, if you mean "strange" when you use the word "funny" -- but it isn't "funny ha ha" -- it's tragic.

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      ralwusposted 13 years ago

      That is a nosy question I shall not answer to, I never counted any way.

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      sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

      Just be a good girl so other girls will follow your example.

      1. Cagsil profile image72
        Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        This coming from a person who can't listen to his own words. lol

        How funny is that? lol lol lol

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          sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I've offended you, I'm sorry.

      2. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Stop treating me like a child. Stop assuming I know nothing. Stop putting me in your "liberal" box.

        Start listening. Start learning from others. Start living life for you.

    29. Cagsil profile image72
      Cagsilposted 13 years ago

      I done, this is ridiculous.

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        sneakorocksolidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Can we still be friends?

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      sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

      I know you're a young woman I don't put much thought into titles thats why I use them so loosely. Cole I've made my bed and I lay in it. Thats what uneducated, narrow minded Christians do.

      1. yoshi97 profile image58
        yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        ... and compassionate people resolve the fact that they can make mistakes and vow to learn from them ... and most often do ...

    31. K Partin profile image59
      K Partinposted 13 years ago

      Only one in the last 39 years......"my wife" smile

    32. wsp2469 profile image61
      wsp2469posted 13 years ago

      I have a question.  What about people you have just had oral sex with?  is it like baseball? If I get to first base with a girl four times is that one homerun?  If i get to third base with a girl and decide not to see her again and then only kiss another girl can i add those together for one homerun?
      What if she wanted to to do her but I chose not to 'cause i am such a nice guy?
      What if I just go down on a girl?
      Does penetration count even if I didn't finish inside her?
      What are the rules?

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      lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

      34,987 and 1 half

      1. mega1 profile image69
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        oops - 1/2? lol

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      A Texanposted 13 years ago

      How many people have you slept with?

      What...today?

      1. mega1 profile image69
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    35. wsp2469 profile image61
      wsp2469posted 13 years ago

      I still need answers:
      I have a question.  What about people you have just had oral sex with?  is it like baseball? If I get to first base with a girl four times is that one homerun?  If i get to third base with a girl and decide not to see her again and then only kiss another girl can i add those together for one homerun?
      What if she wanted to to do her but I chose not to 'cause i am such a nice guy?
      What if I just go down on a girl?
      Does penetration count even if I didn't finish inside her?
      What are the rules?
      here is another question:  What about sex with someone of your own gender?  Does that count?  If so does oral by itself count or does it have to be intercourse?

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        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        that's why I love you dude tongue

        1. wsp2469 profile image61
          wsp2469posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Well, when I was doing Jager Bombs with my boss' cute, teenage daughter on her 17th birthday I learned that they don't consider ALL sexual activity as actual sex.  So I think the original poster should clarify.
          Well, that and I was drinking with my boss when I wrote those earlier responses in the first place.
          I love you, too, Kim.  just wish everyone loved me then I might stop getting flagged and not be "off the board"!  Yes, well, as long as you and Mighty Mom love me I can survive!

    36. Pearldiver profile image69
      Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

      What Amazing Beliefs and Judgements have come out of this thread Ryan. Clearly, some have absolutely no abilty to fully comprehend the balance and purpose in life intimacy provides.

      Some Comments here Show a very poor level of personal understanding of How People (and All Other Beings) actually are designed (by God, if you must include in the equation) to follow the instructions within! hmm

      We each (I Hope) have a developed brain; which factually is designed to 'Drive' us in every aspect of life including: Eating, Sleeping, Gaining Knowledge, Writing and (heaven forbid!) Having Sex etc. hmm

      For the Factual Information of those that struggle to understand (for whatever reason): The Human Sex Drive Is The Strongest and Most Natural Function that our Brain is Programmed to Act Upon. It is a function of survival yikes

      The Second Strongest Natural Function is Sustainance: Eating, Drinking and (for those who can Multi-Task) the insertion of other things into the mouth! (For the purpose of one or more 'natural' drives!). lol

      By Choice, Undevelopment (or by a lower drive; for whatever reason) many replace the 'Natural' Human Drives with other forms of stimulation almost religeously to compensate! yikes

      Others (perhaps those the OP is seeking) have a Natural understanding of their bodily and mental functions... And Bonk as much as they are able to!! lol

      Good On You! smile  Clearly you know the Importance of your Creation!! lol

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        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol lol lol

      2. prettydarkhorse profile image55
        prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        HEHEHE again,

    37. sweetjulie profile image61
      sweetjulieposted 13 years ago

      funny

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      Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

      I really can't say... however, I won't be satisfied until I've slept with them all!

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        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

      2. prettydarkhorse profile image55
        prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        HEHEHE, morning all

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      Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

      Morning lovelies! wink

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        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        morning PB xo

    40. alexandriaruthk profile image62
      alexandriaruthkposted 13 years ago

      secret of course

    41. Jess Killmenow profile image59
      Jess Killmenowposted 13 years ago

      Let's see, Beth, Debbie, Diane, Pat, Jan, Lisa, Fran, Ann, Mary, Laura, Jackie, Laura2, Dawn, Jan2.  I'm missing somebody... hmm.  Oh, yes.  Jan3.  I guess that makes 15.  Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty.  Yet, how bad is it to sleep with a cartoon? I would think it doesn't really count.

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        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    42. mistywild profile image60
      mistywildposted 13 years ago

      I plead the fifth.

    43. Stevennix2001 profile image83
      Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

      i slept with only one girl in my life, and she dumped me the next day.  lol  lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

      I already said pages ago lol

    45. profile image0
      mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

      It depends on the definition of slept...Who actually sleeps big_smile

    46. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

      I think I may have posted here already but I want to clarify...

      Do we only include the ones we slept with?  What about doing the deed and then leaving before sleeping because that would make my number look heaps more appropriate.

    47. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

      I was born in 82 and my number is more than 82 but if you divide it by five it looks better smile

    48. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 13 years ago

      The definition of sex depends on the individual. It isn't up to the original poster to clarify, its just up to you to have your own definition. It doesn't matter to anyone else (except partners obviously). No clarification necessary.

      Having oral sex is illegal in 18 states anyways big_smile And having sex with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

      1. Bovine Currency profile image61
        Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah right.  I'll steer away from Washington then tongue

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          A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Steer? Bestiality is illegal everywhere.

          1. Bovine Currency profile image61
            Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh Tex.  You are fast becoming one of my pet favourites.

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              A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove on!

      2. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        WOW !
        Lucky I'm not American
        I would be in jail for life ! big_smile

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        cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        haha! big_smile

        i always wonder about what necessitates obscure laws like that especially the porcupine one.

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          A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It was probably a "prickly" situation

        2. Jeffrey Neal profile image70
          Jeffrey Nealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Wouldn't the consequences of sex with a porcupine be punishment enough?  Okay, so sorry for going there! lol

        3. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
          AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Why in the name of God did they have to make it *illegal* to have sex with a porcupine!

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            A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Americans are tough! Didn't you know that?

            1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
              AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Isn't there even a joke about this: "As the rabbit said while making love to the porcupine, I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand"

     
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