Woo hoo hiya Ghost great to see you. Thanks!!! I am totally confused lol, who is turbo? Oh you used some huge words in that sentence, you sure know how to confuse a blond haa.
Sorry 'bout that. "Turbo" is actually a contraction which means two words put together.
Oh, wait, "contraction" is kind of a big one....
Um...well...With a beat, then,
You take the TUR And add a DEE Bo for BOWL That's what TUR-BO-BE!
Oops. That didn't come out right at all. Sounds like I'm calling you something bad, if you put a comma between Congrats and Turbo. Something I'd never do on purpose. My only chance lies in your ineffable blondness and the hope that ineffable is too big a word as well.... Guess the fact that I was blond before turning brown and bald is showing, huh.
Omg Ghost your mind is so clever you really need to have your own tv show I'll be your manager. You nearly have me on the floor laughing I'm holding my sides so tight as what you just said has totally gone over my head even worse hahaa...I'm going to re-read it right now until I figure out what you are saying haaaa. Oh god this is looking rather bad for me.....but you just wait and see I always figure it out in the end I'll be back with a analysis ROFL
Oooooo Ghost I have been bashing my head, I have come to the conclusion you are trying to confuse me more haaaaaa, as trying to piece this together is harder than trying to configure a Rubik's cube. Ooooo you gonna get it!!!!!! I have googled turbobe to no avail. And the only contraction I am getting is a woman in labour!!!! Ineffable is that like an elf that is in something and able? You have nearly made me burn my meatloaf in the pursuit of solving this riddle haaa. Please if anyone else comes by, who can see a secret code in here PLEASE PLEASE INTERPRET. Oh you are awful but I like you ROFL!!!!!
Wouldn't it just be so awesome to have a real party with all the great people on HPages we have come to know. I reckon we would have a ball as there are some really cool people here I've come to love. Wow!!!
Beautiful funny BlondePoet, I am not even remotely surprised! You are a charming young lady and a great writer who can do better blonde jokes than anyone I know! I hope it is soon up to 6 thousand you deserve every good thing in life. Love from down under you on the map. (Not something everyone can say!)
Awwww Earnest you nearly made me fall off my chair(I actually did yesterday as my buttocks missed the seat as I was distracted) with such a sweet comment. You're true blue too, I'll be over at 6.00pm with my tinnies.
it says quote "Learjet is a manufacturer of business jets for civilian and military use. It was founded in the late 1950s by William Powell Lear Jr. as Swiss American Aviation Corporation. Learjet is now a subsidiary of Bombardier and marketed as the "Bombardier Learjet Family".
Earnest do you have a bomber plane? Haaa, that's all that came up for learjet
I thought as you were going to be in Melbourne by 6pm you must have had a private Learjet at your place. Very fast small private jets are a speciality of Learjet.
Haaaa Earnest to think that went all over my head, oh let me rewind my brain. Doesn't matter if i look silly here though, everyone knows that already lol.
Well, I was more inclined to think about what you would be wearing, which is the thought I was talking about. I'm pretty damn sure you'd be extremely sexy, to the extreme so much so, a man could possibly cum in his shorts and not enjoy, because it happened so fast.
oh wow that is fantastic for a bloke. My friend tried to teach me to make myself some tracksuit pants, something went horribly wrong and they ended up just above my knees, seriously lol.
Woo hoo it's AE!!!!! Rome it is, but don't let me near the vatican something bad is bound to happen to it. Plus this time no plugging your hairdryer in the cigarette thingmy jig in the car, those poor folk werent real happy when we rammed into their chicken coop. Love u heaps x0
We will try to stay away from the Vatican but I don't know if we can guarantee it! lololo I promise to not plug my hair dryer into the cigarette thingmy jig and this time let's enjoy a luxury car with all of the bells and whistles but we need to avoid the garbage can.
Woo hoo it is Cin!!!! Sorry I just had a zombie attack, I told him I never want to see him again and he drove away in his BMW lol. Oh the juices are in the pot at the moment, I think I have a winner here
Yayyyyy!!!! You tell them Cags woo hoo. ....cough....no everyone there was no money passed between Cags and I to start this thread, I swear I never paid him.
And, no - I didn't make you look like miss piggy. But, would you like me to send it to you, so you can see it before I publish it?
If you're curious, ask Crazdwriter about hers. Because, I did the same thing to her picture, I also sent it to her for so she could approve the use of it?
Hey BP if we're going to Rome, can we make a small detour in Greece to meet up with Sufi so he can finally deliver those prawns? Cagsy my mate, howya doing?
Oh awesome brimancandy...thanks for dropping in to say Hi. I'm just taking the scones out the oven now for some afternoon tea. Well ummm does from Woolworths count!!
I emailed you straight back did you get it. It was ooo laaaa, I look like I have a tan now, in less time than it would have taken me to get a tan spray at the beauty salon down the road lol. The colour is lovely, I like it.
Oh awesome Cags, I was beginning to think I pressed something wrong. Brb I need to baste my meatloaf it says every ten minutes and I have lost track of time. No smoke alarms have sounded as of yet, woo hoo.
Haaaa Cindy ohhhh the memories. Is that why BC has disappeared. Wasn't that the same day I tied up Goldentoad with my nylons to the mast, and left him to his fate?
I think so and Blue got pissed because we didn't accept his application to be our man and he hasn't been back since, oh yeah, and Sufi was showing off his long hair and his tan and his king-size, um, lobster!
Gee it just goes to show Cin that "life is like a box of chocolates". Did I tell you that I booked you on the trip AE and I are doing this year. Us three are going to rock up at Sufidreamers house, and put the hard word on him........for a kilo prawns first up lol.
Earnest we are coming to your little ranch this year also, when AE, Cin and I set out to paint the world red and green this year. Long overdue. If that is alright will you blow your didgeredoo for the ladies. They would be over the moon.
Woo hoo it is the blonde long haired greek god himself hiya Sufi. Omg that dance that was incredible will you do that for AE, Cindy and I when we come to visit you this year?
Hehe - we will have to batten down the hatches, buy a few hundred bottles of Ouzo and stock up on prawns. Kostas has set off to Athens to buy some more counterfeit Kouros aftershave and a new fake-gold medallion
Oh god you make it sound so good. Better tell him to watch out for Cindy she grows hair and teeth in the full moon and goes completely animalistic. Better tell him to bring some garlic( or is that for vampires LMAO?
Good morning dear Earnest, hop on a plane and come here, it is nice and cool on this little mountain. I seen the hot weather conditions in SA on the news this morn up to 45c, oooooo that's a scorcher. To make you feel better I feel like crap too, just kept tossing all night. Like being hit by a Mac truck.
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On Easter Sunday I finally hit the million views checkpoint. Took a long time to get there, but it was nice reading the email HP sends you on reaching this accolade. This is a good time to thank the staff at HP, no one ever says it enough - they are doing and have always been doing a great job here.
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