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If you could have one question answered.....

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    that can't be answered now

    What would it be?


    my question - how do they get the caramel inside the caramel bar?

    I often wonder and wish I knew.  I guess to remain one of life's large mysteries

    what would you want to know?

    1. Neil Sperling profile image76
      Neil Sperlingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well thank goodness I don't have to ask "why does it hurt when I pea?"
      I don't have that problem! LOL

      My questions would be "what will be the winning numbers on the next 50 million dollar jackpot in the lottery?"

      Love - Light - Laughter

      Neil

      1. Jumpness profile image54
        Jumpnessposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I read this in a library and laughed out loud. I hate asking my doctor that question.

  2. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    question 2 - where does bud lightyear live?

    mind boggling.

  3. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    What does Johnny Depp look like naked?  And wet?

  4. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why are ants ears smaller than their mouths?

  5. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Why can't we change past ? hmm

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      wouldn't it be cool if we could?

  6. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Yeah.

  7. waynet profile image73
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    Why are my y-fronts so tight?

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol

      1. waynet profile image73
        waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I think I may know the answer anyway, bought some pairs of y-fronts two sizes too small, because I thought little willy friend was too small, but on special occasions he's an early riser!

        And another thing these golden y-front thongs keep dividing my cheeks something chronic!

        1. profile image0
          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol your killin me

          1. hublim profile image79
            hublimposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Were they not designed as a form of torture?

  8. myownworld profile image79
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    one question yes: WHY can't all of us hubbers meet????

    1. waynet profile image73
      waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, I'll have to dig out my special silvery y-front thong for this meet up event!!

      1. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile (((see now u know why we all can't meet: it''ll be lethal!! wink))

        1. waynet profile image73
          waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          waaaaaaaah sad

          1. myownworld profile image79
            myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile now be good, put away that shimmery thong and put on some layers! It's freezing!!

            1. waynet profile image73
              waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Yep, got side tracked and still in my thong...brrrr!

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                lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                hows the bum feeling? lol

                1. waynet profile image73
                  waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Like I'm having a reocurring wedgie!!

    2. skyfire profile image72
      skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If this happens i'll practice my right of silence and will prefer staring. cool

      1. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile (((we might all might be doing JUST that!!)))

        1. profile image0
          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol lol big_smile

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    probafixposted 8 years ago

    Why everyone needs money in life ?

  10. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why do women have to menstruate every month. Why couldn't it be once a year geez.

    1. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Tell me about it...

      Why does it have to involve pain- cramps are bastards

  11. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    Why human beings are so stupid, that are all the time making up societies, religions, and laws to enslave themselves ?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i demand the thread to answer this lol

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image69
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Serious answer:  Fear of freedom (their own or others)
        My preferred answer:  Too much beer.  Seems to me the development of "modern society" and the tavern went hand in hand.  And, really, I can't count the number of bad decisions that beer has led me to.  lol

    2. skyfire profile image72
      skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      This world belongs to women, we mens are just guests. cool
      Okay little bit bossy guests lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why can't money be printed on pink paper?

    1. Sa Toya profile image72
      Sa Toyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      or lavender...or scented it could be scented

  13. Flightkeeper profile image71
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    Why do we have two ass cheeks?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol lol

      1. Flightkeeper profile image71
        Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I can't be the only who's wondered about it wink

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO

          1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image69
            ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Both cheeks, or just one? lol

            1. Flightkeeper profile image71
              Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Both big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    what is the purpose or need for pubic hair. geez.

  15. ThoughtfulSpot profile image69
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years ago

    Why are some societies so uptight and repressed?

  16. Sa Toya profile image72
    Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

    Why don't we have self cleaning bottoms..an ass that cleans itself?

  17. Sa Toya profile image72
    Sa Toyaposted 8 years ago

    Why does almost every woman on Maury not know who the father is?

  18. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    And why do people keep believing Chris Angel has magic powers?

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      just the same as people believe in magical Gods and Saints.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hollywood is REAL......

  19. manlypoetryman profile image77
    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    This one really bothers me: Do the people that make soap...wash their hands...first...before they make it?

  20. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    LMAO LMAO lol

  21. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    why are you not joining in with our play...we need you smile

  22. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why am I always confused?

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      cuz your not wearing a shirt.  lol   happens to me too....shhh...dont tell anybody  wink
      ps...ya get any sleep yet?

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        none and im a basketcase
        maybe i should get in pj's then i'll slep
        going on 3 days now
        WTF?

  23. profile image0
    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    what can be used instead of dish soap?

  24. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why do some people have back fat and not care? must be awkward not to mention confusing fashion wise.

  25. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why do I ask so many questions.  Then forget what I asked?

  26. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    what is the intrigue with fortune cookies?  Who writes that shit?

  27. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    why am I not a movie star, yet?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you are to us

  28. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why wouldn't snoopy get dressed. Kinda like porn i say.

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image69
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why does Donald Duck where a shirt and a hat but no pants?

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image69
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And if he doesn't have to wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his lower self when he gets out of the bath?

        1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image69
          ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          And why the hell do I know this is true? lol

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          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          cuz nobody wants to see a wet duck.  smile

      2. manlypoetryman profile image77
        manlypoetrymanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        HHHMMMM...Good Question ? This one has been mentioned before: Why doesn't Wil E. Coyote take all the money he spends on Acme Products...and go buy himself something to eat?

  29. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why am I delirious?

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      no sleep
      sad

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        3 days none
        basketcase

        1. The Rope profile image54
          The Ropeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hugs to you Lyric.  You'll get thru this...

          1. profile image0
            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            god i hope so
            thanks babe

        2. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          been there done that
          you know....shit takes time....
          dont be scared of sad.....i promise, it gets better
          xo

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            thanks. whew what a ride hmm:

            1. profile image0
              Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              yeehaw

              1. profile image0
                lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                giddy up

                1. profile image0
                  lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  fasten your seat belts and put your seats in the upright position
                  prepare for take off

  30. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    who invented toothpicks?  they just leave slivers in your gums.

  31. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why am I not more popular than the internet?

  32. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why can't we post the word fuck?

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hahahA  add lettersfucker
      if you click qoute you can still see it.....makes me laugh....im childish, so?

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol fucking

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol  lol  ha

  33. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why do men turn me on?

  34. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why are there so many people with no hair?

    1. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because it falls off and seeds in other areas. smile

  35. profile image0
    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    why is the rum gone?

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oops that was my fault.  me bad.

    2. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because I have drunk it all smile

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        logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'll bring more! smile

        1. blondepoet profile image68
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Woo hoo Logic I'll drink to that!!!

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            logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I hope so. Have to get you drunk to loosen you up a bit! LOL!

            1. blondepoet profile image68
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Oooooo are you saying I'm uptight.

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                logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Just being facetious!  You are one of the loosest people I know.  Personality wise, not physically wise. smile

                1. blondepoet profile image68
                  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Haaaaaaaa thank god you said that

                  http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy131/Osszzyy/funny.jpg

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                    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    You make me smile too!

  36. waynet profile image73
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    How come actual teabags don't swing as well as our man bags!

  37. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I got one...an ex becaome a cop, we talked I aksde this question and he never answered me back. Guess my question was too werid for him lol
    N-e-ways....
    If you are a cop and you pull someone over that you know say family or a friend or someone you work with, do you still have to give them a ticket or do you call someone else in to give them the ticket?

  38. Neil Sperling profile image76
    Neil Sperlingposted 8 years ago

    Well thank goodness I don't have to ask "why does it hurt when I pea?"
    I don't have that problem! LOL

    My questions would be "what will be the winning numbers on the next 50 million dollar jackpot in the lottery?"

    But now I have to ask a second (not as important) -- but Why is the post to the thread button only on the bottom of the page - I posted a reply when I thought I posted a comment! LOL

    Love - Light - Laughter

    Neil

  39. NewYorker profile image59
    NewYorkerposted 8 years ago

    My question would be "Why is life so full of shit?"

    1. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      because there are so many plumbers in the world who dish out crap smile

  40. profile image62
    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Why aren't there rhetorical answers?

  41. blondepoet profile image68
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    They drill a little hole with a confectionary electric screwdriver while holding it down with a pair of tweezers, then they use a little dentist drill full of caramel much like a dentist does a filling.

  42. thirdmillenium profile image60
    thirdmilleniumposted 8 years ago

    Why can't the penis remain stiff after cuming?

    1. Mr Nice profile image79
      Mr Niceposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Penis is made with twin hydraulic chambers. Sexual stimulation, fills the chambers with blood until the penis grows firm and erect.
      After the ejaculation, blood leaves these chambers and the penis softens again.

  43. aoiffe379 profile image56
    aoiffe379posted 8 years ago

    Where can I find software- to recover photos that were deleted accidentally- that will do what it promises? I found a software that went back to January 1,2009 with my photos but it did not  retrieve the ones for January 24,2010; and they are the ones I want.Downloading software contains the risk of getting rogue software,which I am trying to avoid as I have had my wireless disabled and do not know how that happened.

    1. profile image50
      probafixposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      had you saved that pictures anywhere?

 
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