I was looking at google analytic curious about what keywords bring traffic to my profile. There are some real gems there, such as:
misha wants a blow job on hubpages
overwhelmed by the bar exam
hubpages scam lita sorensen
and my favorite one:
bangladeshi call girl
Dare to check yours?
And hubpages.com/hub/misha-wants-a-blow-job-on-hubpages is available!
I don't miss her. In fact air is much cleaner here without her. But she was banned - at least according to her comments on various blogs that you can find if you google "hubpages scam lita sorensen", what I just did. The keyword gives an idea of what she is saying...
oh no . i think i am too scared to see . .. what mine would be.....
Come on Wavegirl, I bet you'll find something funny over there
Im scared. . lol
but really its cause i dont know how to do it..
if u can explain . i promise to come back with my results... .
I just looked at quite a few pages of mine. These are a few that made me scratch my head.
"handy manny potty"
"father leo matz"
Yes, that's just how they were, without the quotes though.
I had just noticed a "call girl" one in my GA yesterday. I couldn't help but laugh! Not sure how that got there but I do get a lot of traffic from India and that region so who knows! There were a lot of odd ones but I do love my leads so I'm not pouting - whatever brings 'um in - ya?
LOL...not sure how they found me with the "handy manny potty", but I may just have to write a hub about it.
I can't imagine how the results of that search include me...
What's weird is, when I typed "overwhelmed by the bar exam", it took me straight to Tantrum's profile page.
OUCH! Just found another one... "trench warfare". Yikes! I can't imagine where these are coming from...
Oh, cool. Then start with opening hubpages report of course, and find your profile url in the list of urls which is called "Content overview", lower right corner. You may need to click on "view report" below, if it does not show your profile url, and then "view full report".
Once you see your profile url, just click on it. You will be presented with another page, find bold phrase "Entrance keywords" on the right pane and click it - and enjoy
Misha- i def do not have my account set up right. . the only report i seem to have right is where i track each one of my Hubs but I when i go to the Content it is blank .. I just tried setting up my 'profile' but I am gettting a message invalid url. .
so frustrating.. . .sends me round and round in circles . . geez
Well, it's pretty hard to help you with this without seeing your screen. I searched HP for suitable hubs, and looks like those two might be able to help you to sort the things out:
http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-setup-Go … h-Hubpages
http://hubpages.com/hub/10-reasons-why- … -Hub-pages
Probably there are more, those just were the first that made sense to me
4. "ask hal licino" "infectious disease"
6. easy crawfish bread recipe
9. princess-sisi on hubpages
10. such a sleepy girl
weird, I was just yelling out some of the funniest ones to my fiance last night..considered starting this very same thread topic but forgot about it by the time i was done reading through hundreds of keyword strings.
but im still in the midst of a massive related keyword search
so after revewing the first 6k some of the oddest.
can freshwater fish keep your pool clean?
condoms that cover your balls
hey girls! don't be stupid
abraham lincoln body stolen
breed bull mastiff and chihuahua (wow!)
do people still call condoms " french letters"
how much thieves do i put in my burner
considering i get thousands of visits weekly for sexual health related searches and oddballs looking for "penis fencing," I think the majority of my search terms would make some heads turn..i tried to pick some of the off the wall ones that were actually PG
yeah, I've had funny ones too, I'll have to go in and find some of them.
in defense of Lita, everyone has a right to their opinion.
there are still people here too quick to judge others.
I'll be back with a few.
Some of my funny/strange ones are:
pam grundy has left hubpages
boy's feet -This one must be quite popular, because one of my blogs gets quite a few inquiries with this keyword.
all women are bi
can i make my own "sushimi" from previously frozen fish
edgar casey and parkinson's
four cavemen never saw woman
grain bin craigslist
human anatomy flashcards
tom o'brien, muskegon
hot french men
dating direct sucks
7th level from the top of the tree of life
way to meet my wife coming from
a nation of psychopaths
because I said so parenting techniques
actress blue film
french man kisses his fingertips
here are a few more,
how to increase intercourse time
looking for a parisian man fouquets...
make a sexy man voice
my cuban lover
Ok I'll play. I'm still kinda new around here so I don't have many yet.
"it's time for funerals to die"
"can dogs eat peppermint candy"
Give me a month or two and I'm sure I'll have better ones.
I don't know how they found me with these keywords - I have nothing that remotely fits, LMAO
dragon age origins gift guide
how to downgrade psp firmware
chicken tikka masala hub
games for kids 10 and up
and my personal favorite: dum poop
These were all from my profile and a lingerie hub!
I goota do a hub about "dum poop" - Oh wait! I already did!!!
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