I wish I could.........................................

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  1. seanorjohn profile image77
    seanorjohnposted 10 years ago

    I wish Icould...................?

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    hamstersmessiahposted 10 years ago

    shoot pepsi out of my left nostril at will!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      without the boogers of course!

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        hamstersmessiahposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        make that ice cold pepsi

      2. G Miah profile image81
        G Miahposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Sugar free Pepsi extra salty, yam yam!

    2. G Miah profile image81
      G Miahposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Lmfao!!! You're mad!!!

      I wish i could sit down for five minutes in peace.

    3. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      What is wrong with your right nostril?

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        hamstersmessiahposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        deviated septum... it would just clog up with the pepsi syrup.

        1. seanorjohn profile image77
          seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Fair enough. Great answer.

  3. G Miah profile image81
    G Miahposted 10 years ago

    I wish i could get more time so i could write more hubs... sad

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      So true.

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    pinkyleeposted 10 years ago

    i wish i could win the lottery lol

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 10 years ago

    I wish 100 dollars bills were magnetically drawn to my hand.

  6. girly_girl09 profile image82
    girly_girl09posted 10 years ago

    have a fully photographic memory!!

    1. livewithrichard profile image85
      livewithrichardposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Funny, I use to wish for this when I was preparing for law school.
      Now I'd settle for remembering what happened last weekend.

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Girly , you can. It is only practice.


      Suppose you wanted to know 3. 141 592 654 for instance.

      First , think of something that rhmes with the numbers.

      e.g 1 bun 2 shoe 3 tree 4 door 5 hive  6 sticks 7 heaven 8 gate 9 wine.etc. Then make a story. e.g I was eating a bun,(1) walked through a door (4), picked up another bun,(1) got stung by a bee( hive   5)put some wine(9) on my cheek which fell on my shoe (2), got angry and picked up a stick(6), hit hive (5) and ran back through door(4).

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 10 years ago

    ......take a nice long walk without my cane, like I did not so many years ago  ( Im only in my 30's )

    1. AnythingArtzy profile image81
      AnythingArtzyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      aaah sweety. I feel for you and understand. I have a terminal illness and several other progressive illnesses which keeps me from enjoying the things I used to take for granted and I'm only in my forties. Keep your chin up and feel free to write me if you want to.

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        B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Thank you, I will remember you, and talk to you if I need. Im happy to have found someone who understands. It takes alot out of you somedays to face the reality of it and it hurts. I know you know all too well what I am talking about.
        but hey, we still have life and can live it, so I do try and enjoy it as much as I can  smile

  8. waynet profile image70
    waynetposted 10 years ago

    Poo in a straight line, but it keeps plopping dashes everywhere and I refuse to believe that poo can look like stitches when I want it in a straight line!!

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      Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      are you pooping in a toilet? If so, no matter how straight it comes out, it would eventualy have to turn...

  9. G Miah profile image81
    G Miahposted 10 years ago

    I wish i could get an unlimited credit card which i didn't have to pay back. Has anyone ever thought of inventing one?

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile I had a dream about owning one of those last night.

      1. G Miah profile image81
        G Miahposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I tell you, they'd be amazing, just think what you could do with one of those!

        I wish i had a pillow which massaged my head and shoulders when i went to bed. (An idea for any inventors out there!)

      2. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Sign me up when you get news. it may happen.

  10. IvyCrenshaw profile image59
    IvyCrenshawposted 10 years ago

    Read or work for a few minutes without a child trying to put a hat on my head or tangle my hair!  Oh well, thay love me.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      They really do.

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    lyricsingrayposted 10 years ago

    eat diamonds with diamond teeth hmm:

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    lyricsingrayposted 10 years ago

    finish my hub

    1. figment profile image81
      figmentposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      me to

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    lyricsingrayposted 10 years ago

    chat with johnny depp then have dinner chat more at his place and.............tongue

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I think I dreamt about THAT a few nights ago too lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 10 years ago

    create world peace and stop world hunger

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      What a wonderful response, lyricsingray. Why can't we all make this happen? let's make a start.

    2. Daniel Carter profile image73
      Daniel Carterposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I always knew you were a Miss America candidate.....
      wink

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    lyricsingrayposted 10 years ago

    I wish I could Fly

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I really miss my dreams where Icould fly.It used to be a recurrent dream of mine. Where did it go wrong?

  16. Ms Chievous profile image70
    Ms Chievousposted 10 years ago

    I wish I could have had more time with my dad...

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Your Dad will love you for that.

  17. tantrum profile image58
    tantrumposted 10 years ago

    Make all my dreams come true.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Who knows, maybe.

  18. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 10 years ago

    . . . have all the people I love who are gone back here with me.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, I miss so many people too. Take care. We have their memories.

  19. NewYorker profile image64
    NewYorkerposted 10 years ago

    . . . Get five million dollars a day until I die.

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    lyricsingrayposted 10 years ago

    live in the Matrix.

  21. Mrvoodoo profile image60
    Mrvoodooposted 10 years ago

    Travel back through time.

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      Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      dangerous stuff there...

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        True, if I'd traveled back in time and hadn't logged in earlier and spoken to you, something that was supposed to happen might not have, and we might both start to vanish from old photographs like in back-to-the-future.

        You do have to be careful with these things. big_smile

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          Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          lol  im not so worried about me vanishing
          but you dont know where/what good you might be headed for....it all happens for a reason.. if I hadnt 'broken the rules' I never would have met hubland...
          take the pot of gold, come visit me, Ill buy you a beer.  wink

          1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
            Mrvoodooposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            I'm sure you're right, but hey, maybe just for one night.

            if I hadnt 'broken the rules' I never would have met hubland...

            Husband or HUB-land? (not being a spelling Nazi, but it kind of makes it 2 different statements bearing in mind where we are).

            If I ever get my big pot of gold I'll come over for that beer, thanks. smile

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              Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

              hubbers
              i met hubby cuz we moved onto the road he lived on
              The store 4 miles from me now sells Stella.

              1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
                Mrvoodooposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                Ah, well in that case, maybe it's more proof that rules shouldn't be broken, lol.

                mmmmmmm, Stella.

                No Stella, grrrrrrrr.

              2. Mrvoodoo profile image60
                Mrvoodooposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                p.s. If I didn't mention it you look good in your new avatar, I know you're a bit nervous about putting your pic on, but you know, if you've got it flaunt it and all that.  It's a nice pic, you're looking good.

  22. efeguy profile image41
    efeguyposted 10 years ago

    i wish i could help all the less privileged

    1. myownworld profile image71
      myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      me too!!! That's JUST what I truly wish for.......smile

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Fuck em, I still choose time travel.  Or maybe a big pot of gold. big_smile

        1. myownworld profile image71
          myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile yep, after I'm through with the underprivileged, I might settle for that too..!

      2. seanorjohn profile image77
        seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        That is so great to hear.The world needs more like you.

        1. myownworld profile image71
          myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          (((btw. thank you for this...smile)))

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Efeguy, what a fantastic thing to wish for.

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    Crazdwriterposted 10 years ago

    I wish I could be working again...

    I wish I could be inspiried to raelly write again...

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You will crazd.I am full of good intentions but always put off writing until tomorrow. Have you thought of using a dictaphone?

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    Justine76posted 10 years ago

    I wish I could grant all your wishes.

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      TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Trust me you can smile

      1. myownworld profile image71
        myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile I bet she's gone to get ready.....!

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          TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Maybe ya shud join her smile

          1. myownworld profile image71
            myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            lol no, I just watch you two....!
            ((u will let me right??)))

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              TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              You lil voyeur lol smile

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          Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          im cooking dinner and washing dishes between potst.
          hi. smile good to see ya

          1. myownworld profile image71
            myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Oh c'mon now....give TG a better image....some fantasy....NOT dishes...!!! roll

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              Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

              uhh....im making a ham steak?

              1. myownworld profile image71
                myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                ask him. maybe, it does something for him. usually steak does for men.... hmm

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        Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

        lol  I feel better now.

  25. NaomiR profile image85
    NaomiRposted 10 years ago

    Sing well enough to be in a Broadway musical.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You could get as much pleasure by training to sing in front of friends and family at your milestone 30th, 40th party. think about it. It would be a hoot.

  26. cally2 profile image60
    cally2posted 10 years ago

    write more often

    1. myownworld profile image71
      myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ah.....you too emerged from the dead?? Today must be resurrection day here...! big_smile
      If I wasn't a believer before, I am now...

      1. cally2 profile image60
        cally2posted 10 years agoin reply to this

        not dead, just too bloody busy to write

        1. cally2 profile image60
          cally2posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          life, mortgage and kids doncha just love it

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            TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Jeeez yer all stealin my phrases, I needa see a lawyer smile

            1. myownworld profile image71
              myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              lol

          2. myownworld profile image71
            myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            um...yess!! roll

        2. myownworld profile image71
          myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          smile good to see you though..... I actually wish the same often...just have the whole day for focused writing....!

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      How true.

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    TattoGuyposted 10 years ago

    I actually wish I cud retire in 2 years and live of earnings from writing, cue the email from someone lookin me !

    1. myownworld profile image71
      myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      hmm...certainly more attainable than mine...or Mrvoodoo's time capsule....or justine's magic wand..

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        TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Ahh the time thing like that movie Peggy Sue Got Married, me going back back in time to my 18 year old body, oh yeah the fun I wud have with all the knowledge I have now smile

        1. myownworld profile image71
          myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile I bet you would...!
          ((hey check out the last few posts in 'should be allowed' thread...you're being remembered there!))

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            TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            I know tis like a high school reunion lol !

            1. myownworld profile image71
              myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              lol

              yeah...atleast, the forums are more fun today...thanks to the dead coming back to life again! wink

      2. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        or Mrvoodoo's time capsule

        I'm sure you'll say that again tomorrow (or rather today) when I come back around, but you'll be wrong. wink

        1. myownworld profile image71
          myownworldposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          oooh...sounds scary but tempting. I think you're beginning to convince me now...big_smile

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          Justine76posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol Just dont let yourself see yourself!!
          If I granted you a time capsule, can I go with you? Or is this better a solo trip?
          And thanks about my avitar.  wink

    2. cally2 profile image60
      cally2posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      i can sell you an ebook on how to do that for just $99.99 on special. No work and guaranteed millions

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        TattoGuyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Sold !!

        1. cally2 profile image60
          cally2posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Does that make me a guru?

    3. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hope this dream comes true.Once we all get our heads round the great advice ,available on hubpages, on how to maximise earnings, we can all retire.

  28. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 10 years ago

    cause an affect on the world that would have a positive impact in the future

  29. Rafini profile image84
    Rafiniposted 10 years ago

    I wish I could finish a story

    1. figment profile image81
      figmentposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I wish I could win the lottery

  30. Rafini profile image84
    Rafiniposted 10 years ago

    I wish I could grant wishes

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    sneakorocksolidposted 10 years ago

    I wish I could grow hair!

 
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