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   seanorjohnposted 14 years ago

   I wish Icould...................?

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   hamstersmessiahposted 14 years ago

   shoot pepsi out of my left nostril at will!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      without the boogers of course!

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         hamstersmessiahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         make that ice cold pepsi

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         G Miahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Sugar free Pepsi extra salty, yam yam!

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      G Miahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lmfao!!! You're mad!!!
      
      I wish i could sit down for five minutes in peace.

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      seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What is wrong with your right nostril?

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         hamstersmessiahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         deviated septum... it would just clog up with the pepsi syrup.

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            seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Fair enough. Great answer.

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   G Miahposted 14 years ago

   I wish i could get more time so i could write more hubs...

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      seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So true.

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   pinkyleeposted 14 years ago

   i wish i could win the lottery lol

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   Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years ago

   I wish 100 dollars bills were magnetically drawn to my hand.

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   girly_girl09posted 14 years ago

   have a fully photographic memory!!

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      livewithrichardposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Funny, I use to wish for this when I was preparing for law school.
      Now I'd settle for remembering what happened last weekend.

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      seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Girly , you can. It is only practice.
      
      
      Suppose you wanted to know 3. 141 592 654 for instance.
      
      First , think of something that rhmes with the numbers.
      
      e.g 1 bun 2 shoe 3 tree 4 door 5 hive  6 sticks 7 heaven 8 gate 9 wine.etc. Then make a story. e.g I was eating a bun,(1) walked through a door (4), picked up another bun,(1) got stung by a bee( hive   5)put some wine(9) on my cheek which fell on my shoe (2), got angry and picked up a stick(6), hit hive (5) and ran back through door(4).

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   B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

   ......take a nice long walk without my cane, like I did not so many years ago  ( Im only in my 30's )

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      AnythingArtzyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      aaah sweety. I feel for you and understand. I have a terminal illness and several other progressive illnesses which keeps me from enjoying the things I used to take for granted and I'm only in my forties. Keep your chin up and feel free to write me if you want to.

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         B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thank you, I will remember you, and talk to you if I need. Im happy to have found someone who understands. It takes alot out of you somedays to face the reality of it and it hurts. I know you know all too well what I am talking about.
         but hey, we still have life and can live it, so I do try and enjoy it as much as I can 

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   Poo in a straight line, but it keeps plopping dashes everywhere and I refuse to believe that poo can look like stitches when I want it in a straight line!!

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      are you pooping in a toilet? If so, no matter how straight it comes out, it would eventualy have to turn...

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   G Miahposted 14 years ago

   I wish i could get an unlimited credit card which i didn't have to pay back. Has anyone ever thought of inventing one?

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I had a dream about owning one of those last night.

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         G Miahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I tell you, they'd be amazing, just think what you could do with one of those!
         
         I wish i had a pillow which massaged my head and shoulders when i went to bed. (An idea for any inventors out there!)

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         seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Sign me up when you get news. it may happen.

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    IvyCrenshawposted 14 years ago

    Read or work for a few minutes without a child trying to put a hat on my head or tangle my hair!  Oh well, thay love me.

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       They really do.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    eat diamonds with diamond teeth :

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    finish my hub

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       figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       me to

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    chat with johnny depp then have dinner chat more at his place and.............

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       Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I think I dreamt about THAT a few nights ago too

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    create world peace and stop world hunger

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       What a wonderful response, lyricsingray. Why can't we all make this happen? let's make a start.

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       Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I always knew you were a Miss America candidate.....
       

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    I wish I could Fly

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I really miss my dreams where Icould fly.It used to be a recurrent dream of mine. Where did it go wrong?

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    Ms Chievousposted 14 years ago

    I wish I could have had more time with my dad...

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Your Dad will love you for that.

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    Make all my dreams come true.

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Who knows, maybe.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    . . . have all the people I love who are gone back here with me.

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes, I miss so many people too. Take care. We have their memories.

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    NewYorkerposted 14 years ago

    . . . Get five million dollars a day until I die.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    live in the Matrix.

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    Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

    Travel back through time.

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       dangerous stuff there...

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          Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          True, if I'd traveled back in time and hadn't logged in earlier and spoken to you, something that was supposed to happen might not have, and we might both start to vanish from old photographs like in back-to-the-future.
          
          You do have to be careful with these things.

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               im not so worried about me vanishing
             but you dont know where/what good you might be headed for....it all happens for a reason.. if I hadnt 'broken the rules' I never would have met hubland...
             take the pot of gold, come visit me, Ill buy you a beer. 

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                Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I'm sure you're right, but hey, maybe just for one night.
                
                if I hadnt 'broken the rules' I never would have met hubland...
                
                Husband or HUB-land? (not being a spelling Nazi, but it kind of makes it 2 different statements bearing in mind where we are).
                
                If I ever get my big pot of gold I'll come over for that beer, thanks.

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                   Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   hubbers
                   i met hubby cuz we moved onto the road he lived on
                   The store 4 miles from me now sells Stella.

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                      Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Ah, well in that case, maybe it's more proof that rules shouldn't be broken, lol.
                      
                      mmmmmmm, Stella.
                      
                      No Stella, grrrrrrrr.

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                      Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      p.s. If I didn't mention it you look good in your new avatar, I know you're a bit nervous about putting your pic on, but you know, if you've got it flaunt it and all that.  It's a nice pic, you're looking good.

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    efeguyposted 14 years ago

    i wish i could help all the less privileged

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       me too!!! That's JUST what I truly wish for.......

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          Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Fuck em, I still choose time travel.  Or maybe a big pot of gold.

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             yep, after I'm through with the underprivileged, I might settle for that too..!

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          seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That is so great to hear.The world needs more like you.

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             (((btw. thank you for this...)))

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Efeguy, what a fantastic thing to wish for.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I wish I could be working again...
    
    I wish I could be inspiried to raelly write again...

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You will crazd.I am full of good intentions but always put off writing until tomorrow. Have you thought of using a dictaphone?

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    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    I wish I could grant all your wishes.

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       TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Trust me you can

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I bet she's gone to get ready.....!

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             TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Maybe ya shud join her

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                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                no, I just watch you two....!
                ((u will let me right??)))

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                   TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   You lil voyeur lol

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             im cooking dinner and washing dishes between potst.
             hi. good to see ya

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                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Oh c'mon now....give TG a better image....some fantasy....NOT dishes...!!!

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                   Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   uhh....im making a ham steak?

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                      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      ask him. maybe, it does something for him. usually steak does for men....

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I feel better now.

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    NaomiRposted 14 years ago

    Sing well enough to be in a Broadway musical.

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You could get as much pleasure by training to sing in front of friends and family at your milestone 30th, 40th party. think about it. It would be a hoot.

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    cally2posted 14 years ago

    write more often

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ah.....you too emerged from the dead?? Today must be resurrection day here...!
       If I wasn't a believer before, I am now...

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          cally2posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          not dead, just too bloody busy to write

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             cally2posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             life, mortgage and kids doncha just love it

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                TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Jeeez yer all stealin my phrases, I needa see a lawyer

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                   myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   

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                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                um...yess!!

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             good to see you though..... I actually wish the same often...just have the whole day for focused writing....!

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       How true.

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    TattoGuyposted 14 years ago

    I actually wish I cud retire in 2 years and live of earnings from writing, cue the email from someone lookin me !

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hmm...certainly more attainable than mine...or Mrvoodoo's time capsule....or justine's magic wand..

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          TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ahh the time thing like that movie Peggy Sue Got Married, me going back back in time to my 18 year old body, oh yeah the fun I wud have with all the knowledge I have now

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I bet you would...!
             ((hey check out the last few posts in 'should be allowed' thread...you're being remembered there!))

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                TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I know tis like a high school reunion lol !

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                   myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   
                   
                   yeah...atleast, the forums are more fun today...thanks to the dead coming back to life again!

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          Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          or Mrvoodoo's time capsule
          
          I'm sure you'll say that again tomorrow (or rather today) when I come back around, but you'll be wrong.

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             oooh...sounds scary but tempting. I think you're beginning to convince me now...

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Just dont let yourself see yourself!!
             If I granted you a time capsule, can I go with you? Or is this better a solo trip?
             And thanks about my avitar. 

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       cally2posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       i can sell you an ebook on how to do that for just $99.99 on special. No work and guaranteed millions

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          TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sold !!

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             cally2posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Does that make me a guru?

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       seanorjohnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hope this dream comes true.Once we all get our heads round the great advice ,available on hubpages, on how to maximise earnings, we can all retire.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    cause an affect on the world that would have a positive impact in the future

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    Rafiniposted 14 years ago

    I wish I could finish a story

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       figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I wish I could win the lottery

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    Rafiniposted 14 years ago

    I wish I could grant wishes

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    I wish I could grow hair!

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