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   mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

   Okay, I know we all get weird and odd comments on our hubs on occasion, but this one was truly strange and was placed on my "More Pretty Kitty Pictures" Hub. It read as follows and was by an unverified poster calling herself "Heather":
   
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   "puppies are nice and cute and sweet as a pretty kitty and as a pretty doggy and COLL puppies and fab puppies To puppies you are good and CLEVER LIRE A CHIP YOU CAN CLEVER AND PUPPIES WONDERFUL AND PLAYING TO SEE AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU PUPPIES HOW ARE PRETTY COMET KERMILLIAN .. EVEY ONE IS WAITEING AND Squirrels."
   
   Anyone care to translate this for me?????

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      sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

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      Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Apparently, you have received a comment from a severely mentally inept person, who doesn't even have a clue.
      
      It's a shame, but unfortunately, it happens.
      
      It was funny too.

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         sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Haha!

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      maybe a child? sits down on the computer and type and commented (maybe an adult is reading your hub and they left it open for the child to see, read and then left a comment on it???)

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         K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hi Maita how you doin??

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            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Hi K, how are you, I am cooking hehe, about to eat after I am done,

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               K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               what you cookin...send some my way??

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                  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  ok, fried rice with shrimp here it is ready now, I will send some to mysti as well

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                     K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     great! you're the best!!! smells good!!

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                     mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Yummy, sounds good to me

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      Tom Cornettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think "Heather" was typing with one hand...I won't say what I think she was doing with the other hand. 

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         Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It does sound like she likes puppies a little too much.
         
         Oh, and squirrels.
         
         
         
         Comet Kermillian ^

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      china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      There have been a string of posts to this forum a bit like that - someone suggested they are computer generated - might make sense if a programme could get around all the hubs etc and link back as long as it left some kind of post generated from random phrases linked to the original hub ????
      Like a kind of virus that crawls around all the hubs linking to them - would be awesome if it got ALL of them ?

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         rmcrayneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I get those kinds of posts from time to time.  I figure it's some kind of spinner software.  Almost always accompanied by some spammy link. 
         
         I had another recently where they just copied my previous comment, added a useless intro like "Hmmm, interesting", and their spammy link.

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            mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            In that case they mucked up on my hub as they forgot to include a link to anywhere else. LOL

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      tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Why would she include squirrels with puppies and kitties?  Everyone knows squirrels are evil.

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         Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         its a hidden threat

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            tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I think you're right.  Mistyhorizon better watch her back!!

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               Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               or hide her nuts!!

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                  tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  
                  
                  I do believe we're on the same wavelength.  You beat me to it.

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                     Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     HAHAHA! that never happens.

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      lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      When I used to do Methamphetamine, I sounded exactly like that after 8-day runs!

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      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm off to the Hokey cave to enter this in the Super Duper Hokey computer. I will use my secret squirrel algorithim to decode this obvious secret message. 

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         tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh ! this is a southamerican terrorist secret code message!
         
         
         

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            Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Quick tantrum! Join me in the cave! I might need your help. It's hot in here so take off al......... I mean Hurry!

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            mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            That makes more sense, now I get it, (watch out for Hokey above Tantrum, I reckon he is a bit too hot to handle right now, (clothes a vanishing so I hear ))

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      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      THIS JUST IN!!!!(from the Super Duper Hokey Computer!!!)
      
                             
      
      
      There is an interstellar gang of puppies that are arriving in the cosmic dust cloud of the Kermillian comet. They will then join all renegade squirrels in a nut raiding party and take part in kitty abductions!. No mans nuts are safe! Hoard and hide your nuts! Women be dilligent to protect your pussies so as they are not Kittynapped!           

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         Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Quick!  Take appropriate action!   

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   Madame Xposted 14 years ago

   wouldn't even try

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   WriteAngledposted 14 years ago

   Obviously a dog lover, says the crazy cat lady

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   mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

   Certainly very odd, and no matter how many times I read it I can't make any more sense of it...!!!!!!
   
   There are some really strange people out there!!!!

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      K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yup....not me though.

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         mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LOL, pleased to hear it K. Mind you, I speak as a woman in bed, with a young cat draped over her arm that is constantly purring her head off LOL Time for sleep I reckon!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   I think it was written by the cat throwing lady from the Simpsons!

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, maybe you are right

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   Misty how strange I say drugs - got high and wrote the comment.  Where are these people coming from?  Sorry you even got the message - wish you could track heather down. 

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      K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Kim, want some fried rice and shrimp from Maita?? I'll share.

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Kimberly, well I am off to sleep now, still thinking about the squirrel connection LOL. Gotta laugh really. Your diagnosis of the poster may well be correct! Night night

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         K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Night Misty!!

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   Cheeky Girlposted 14 years ago

   Just a thought, but maybe someone is pulling our legs here, and this is a ruse of some kind. There's no better place to have your chain yanked than in these forums! Not that I am a critic, but hey.......

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      china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is another possibility - someone banned coming back to haunt us

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The weird thing was that I got this comment on a hub of mine, not on a forum. I deleted the comment from the hub as it seemed a bit pointless to leave it on there when it made no sense.

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   Denno66posted 14 years ago

   Holy Moly that was an odd reply!

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   defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

   Hmmmm..sounds like my cousin Martha when shes been nipping the mouthwash all day

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Momentarily insane and minty-fresh breath.

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         defenestratethisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    I am glad she mentioned the squirrels though. Squirrels rule.

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, they sure do.

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    wrenfrost56posted 14 years ago

    Not quite sure where she was going with that??!!

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I think it means Hokey is cute

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    1. Secret agent's message to you.
    
    2.  Spam Bot which comments based on article keywords
    
    3. Dog's secret admirer, perhaps neighborhood kitty
    
    4. Bored troll poet
    
    Pick any one from this...

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    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    maybe a cat typed it? or a person with poor english?
    or its spam. I get emails liek that ALL the time. Its pretty funny tho!
    My sister in law got a t-shirt in Korea, it said..in very beautiful sparkly cursive...
    Fruit Funch
    California Dreaming
    Who Gardens?
    In any case, the squirrels ARE waiting...

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    But why squirrels are waiting ?

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       plotting to take over the  world... 

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    

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    jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago

    i'd agree with a person not able to speak english well. i used to be a tutor for non-english speakers. and this looks like an essay one of my ex-students would send me. major headache whenever i had to correct those. take a peek at *engrish.com* you'd know what i mean.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I enjoying engrish all time favorite with sometime enter contest! Win big!  Happy I made the time for engrish, and you?

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       like I said, the T-shirt from Korea. While there, my sister in law also taught english. She has some funny stories of things said..and things she said by accident too...I HATE to think how awful my writing would be in a language Im just learning. Ive been speaking English for 33 years and still get it wrong!!

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    jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago

    http://www.engrish.com/2009/10/instruct … e-tourist/

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I was curious about Comet Kermillian - searched and evidently it is an episode of Phenias and Ferb a Disney channel cartoon series -
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNGZoyOTxhM
    
    could have been a young person who got confused about what they were typing -

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    nendh dnhdnehdj njhdd dgeen nshsdghegsbs ddhjdjssn...I think that the world will soon end...this is an actual code used by the Master Bates gang in London

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Here kitty kitty

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I wonder if it is a cyber attack

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Yes, I thinka dis comment from someone who no speaka da Engrish berry berry good.

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    StormRyderposted 14 years ago

    Mr.Fluffykins needs more time to ponder this one:
    
    I think he's not amused..

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    mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

    Feeling bad for the innocent squirrels now

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       defenestratethisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Dont worry. Squirrels are cunning, resilient, and damn good fighters. Notorious renegades they are, and one day..oh yes, one day those puppies will be singing a different tune, and the kitties will be begging on the street, because the Rebel Squirrel Brigade HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    
    you two !
    

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       Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Misty you can come also. A threesome might b......I mean it may take three of us!

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          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Three to fight against terrorism !
          And without clothes !

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Well, I suppose I could squeeze you in

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Yes! WE must fight nakedly against naked agression! 

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Body against body !

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          Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          PANTS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!! For humanity!!! 

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Pants, on the floor. We're out of breath !

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Wait!! I hear the Super Duper Hokey Computer! It has an answer!!! I will be right back! No need to put your pants on! Our work here is not done! 

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    
    I don't think I'll be here when you come back !

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Sorry! False alarm! It was just the microwave!  Hmmmm......

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You're an incompetent !
       I don't feel like fighting body against body anymore !
       I freeze waiting for you !

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          Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
          
                                 

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Violets are blue, roses are read
             What if I invite you to bed ?
             
             

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                Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

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                   tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Don't think too much about it. I was only rhyming

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                      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

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                         tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         
                         I'm sure you do !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    seriously!  I know where I'm gonna hide my nuts!

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    rizwan_isriaposted 14 years ago

    hi to all this is my first post hope you welcome me

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Welcome to Hubpage forum land, a strange place where you never know what might happen next

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    rockinjoeposted 14 years ago

    sorry, Cindy....I was pretty drunk when i left that

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, Hi Joe, great to see you back again after so long, hope to hear more of you now

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