What's the kinkiest crap you ever wanted to try, but never did?

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  1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
    Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

    well the title of this forum is self explanatory, so please discuss.  however, do try to keep your answers and posts to a "pg-13" level, please.  besides, i wouldn't want any of you to get in trouble, but i hope you all have fun. big_smile

    1. Faybe Bay profile image69
      Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol No Comment! lol lol lol

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      How can a kinkiest crap can be post to a PG-13 level ? yikes

      You tell me !

      And then I'll tell you LOL

      lol

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      cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yikes

      i wouldn't post the desires of my 'inner slut' for consumption on a message forum. although i will say most people here would find them very tame and boring...

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
        Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        with a pretty gal like you? nah i doubt that.

      2. profile image62
        logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Then just email then and I'll let you know if they are boring or not! smile

        1. profile image0
          cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          haha, logic and common sense tell me that could come back to bite me on the behind, so to speak wink tongue

          p.s. nice to see you again Steven.

          1. mega1 profile image77
            mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            hmmmmm, a bite on the behind!  hmmmmmm. . . never!

          2. Stevennix2001 profile image89
            Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            thanks its nice to see you  again too.  smile

      3. Jane@CM profile image58
        Jane@CMposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, me too!

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    StormRyderposted 8 years ago

    WoW...I think I have done about everything I have wanted to...and then some??? big_smile
    Do you need details?? smile big_smile lol

    1. mega1 profile image77
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      he definitely needs SOMETHING!

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
        Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        who's he?  and whats that something?

        1. mega1 profile image77
          mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          YOU!  you need something today, probably sex, you don't just need "details" - what with all these sexy threads you posted!  Hope you get a little, hell, hope you get a LOT!  big_smile:

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
            Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol thanks. I hope you do as well.  lol lol

  3. blondepoet profile image66
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    I am with Storm done it all I am 99.99% positive.

  4. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    Not something I'd post in public!  lol


    Oh, wait, missed that part about "...but never did...."

    Okay, NOW I'm drawing a blank! big_smile

  5. habee profile image93
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    I am fortunate in that I have had the chance to act out all my fantasies - at least the ones that didn't involve specific people. You know, like Hugh Jackman, Liam Neeson, and Sean Connery! lol

    When I first married Johnny, he thought I was sick and perverted! Now he's used to it. I think anything between consenting adults is fair game - no kids and no animals!!

    1. Faybe Bay profile image69
      Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Does he have a brother down Florida way maybe, that's single, likes cats and snakes...  (not in the bedroom, in general) Maybe? smile

    2. Randy Godwin profile image91
      Randy Godwinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What, no snakes?

  6. Obscure Divine profile image52
    Obscure Divineposted 8 years ago

    Keep it on a "PG-13" level?
    Oh well, I'm out......

  7. habee profile image93
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Ixnay on the akesnay!

  8. samboiam profile image59
    samboiamposted 8 years ago

    I have always wanted to have sex in a confessional booth in a Catholic church. I think it could be forgiven since there would be a lot of oh gods going on. lol.

    1. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well good on you for not going down that track!
      Each year it costs the church millions from the collection plates.. just to cover the cost of denial hmm

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    Lecieposted 8 years ago

    i've always wanted to use my fuzzy handcuffs. but i have yet to find a man brave enough to let me. lmao

    1. LeanMan profile image85
      LeanManposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm game.........

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        Lecieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        that's what they all say until i also pull out the whip...they usually run naked out of the room, down the stairs, out the door and into the pile of junk they call a car. then even though they always say they will call they never do. when i see them again by the produce the run the other way.lol
        big_smile

  10. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    When the baboon finally entered the room we were set to go, but the stupid thing knocked over the olive oil container over the candles, and that started the fire.

    The fire frightened the midgets and caused them to flee out the window.

    It ended up costing me $1000 to fix the pews.

    1. samboiam profile image59
      samboiamposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That was too funny.

    2. kirstenblog profile image76
      kirstenblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, gonna pee my pants now! lol

    3. Stevennix2001 profile image89
      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lollollol

  11. prettydarkhorse profile image65
    prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago

    threesome I am scared and I dont think I can do it!

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oh it's easy...

      it's when there are 16 people in the room and they start booing that it starts to get a little painful

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        16 people why, and why they are booing?

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          because they ran out of places to put their paddunkadunks

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
            prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            paddunkadunks?? sorry am just dumb

            1. Obscure Divine profile image52
              Obscure Divineposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I think it's their erotic weapon, that they wield around until they find a place to dunk it.

              1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
                prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                maybe a ballgame?? shoot like that??, oh thank you

            2. profile image0
              Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              on men, opposite of badonkadonk   smile

    2. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yikes  OMG Maita yikes lol

      Don't worry..... It's just like having a spare tyre for your car lol

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        hmmm, spare tire is a must but then threesome hehe, the two girls  will pull each others hair, Mine mine hehe, me first me first

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol  lol  ahahhahahaha Pretty!!

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
            prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            hi justine, love your new avatar

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              the kinkiest thing I will ever try is going to involve Justine's new avitar smile

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                Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                oh no...  poor computer...   lol

    3. LeanMan profile image85
      LeanManposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Give me a call.... lol

      I will try to help you overcome your fear..

  12. profile image0
    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    Ive done all the pg13 things allready sooo, I guess there isnt much I can add

  13. samboiam profile image59
    samboiamposted 8 years ago

    We must remember, there is a fine line between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:50rho3na7KGSkM:http://www.nandosusa.com/images/barkChicken.gif

  14. EmpressFelicity profile image71
    EmpressFelicityposted 8 years ago

    I saw this on the forum just now, and couldn't resist...

    http://www.writeserve.com/forumscreenprint.GIF

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      1. EmpressFelicity profile image71
        EmpressFelicityposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        It's all the more funny when you see the latest responder on the "Should we try it on the forum" thread...

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile

  15. Darknlovely3436 profile image82
    Darknlovely3436posted 8 years ago

    i might get arrest if i say.

  16. WizardOfOz profile image60
    WizardOfOzposted 8 years ago

    the stuff I have done is 21+

    pg13+ never gonna happen!

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    cosetteposted 8 years ago

    oh me neither. that was a figure of speech...

    1. mega1 profile image77
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I don't see why I can't willfully misconstrue what you said, sometimes!  damn.  lol  other people do it allllllll the time!
      I just wanta be obtuse and asleep sometimes, ya know?  pleeeeese! let me be dumber than thou! 


      trying so hard to fit in and then people just call me on every tiny little stupid thing I do.  Damn. I think I'll give up pretty soon!  big_smile:

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        cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        hee hee 'tis the nature of these forums, i daresay. 'nite little kitty smile

        haha Jane i think i will confess anyway...i guess i would like to try being tied up or restrained in some way.

        i think i would like that because i like powerful men. not mean men...but powerful men. i hate to use the word 'manly' but there is no other word that fits at the moment. i get all 'submissive' and girly around strong men. not big dumb gorillas but men with strong personalities and such.

        see, that's not kinky wink

      2. profile image0
        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I wanted to change what people said when I hit "quote" but HP powers tha be changed the forum format, so now that isn't possable.

  18. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    my inner slut fell asleep

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  19. LeanMan profile image85
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    Been there,
    Seen it,
    Dropped wax on the t-shirt..

  20. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    bungee jumping while trying to you know, stay inside

    not for me I prefer the ground to flying

    too difficult-rated a score of 10 difficulty

  21. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    my inner slut is still sleeping, I looked just now - and here it is Saturday, another weekend without any kinky!

    1. LeanMan profile image85
      LeanManposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You are not trying hard enough... you have to stay behind after school for "punishment".... Now bend over and touch your toes....

      (You have not been eating ham and beans again have you??)

 
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