What's the kinkiest crap you ever wanted to try, but never did?

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   well the title of this forum is self explanatory, so please discuss.  however, do try to keep your answers and posts to a "pg-13" level, please.  besides, i wouldn't want any of you to get in trouble, but i hope you all have fun.

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      Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      No Comment!

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      How can a kinkiest crap can be post to a PG-13 level ?
      
      You tell me !
      
      And then I'll tell you LOL
      
      

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      i wouldn't post the desires of my 'inner slut' for consumption on a message forum. although i will say most people here would find them very tame and boring...

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         Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         with a pretty gal like you? nah i doubt that.

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         logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Then just email then and I'll let you know if they are boring or not!

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            cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            haha, logic and common sense tell me that could come back to bite me on the behind, so to speak
            
            p.s. nice to see you again Steven.

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               mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               hmmmmm, a bite on the behind!  hmmmmmm. . . never!

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               Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               thanks its nice to see you  again too. 

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         Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, me too!

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   StormRyderposted 14 years ago

   WoW...I think I have done about everything I have wanted to...and then some???
   Do you need details??

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      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      he definitely needs SOMETHING!

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         Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         who's he?  and whats that something?

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            mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            YOU!  you need something today, probably sex, you don't just need "details" - what with all these sexy threads you posted!  Hope you get a little, hell, hope you get a LOT!  :

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               Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               thanks. I hope you do as well. 

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   I am with Storm done it all I am 99.99% positive.

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   Ghost32posted 14 years ago

   Not something I'd post in public! 
   
   
   Oh, wait, missed that part about "...but never did...."
   
   Okay, NOW I'm drawing a blank!

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   habeeposted 14 years ago

   I am fortunate in that I have had the chance to act out all my fantasies - at least the ones that didn't involve specific people. You know, like Hugh Jackman, Liam Neeson, and Sean Connery! lol
   
   When I first married Johnny, he thought I was sick and perverted! Now he's used to it. I think anything between consenting adults is fair game - no kids and no animals!!

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      Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Does he have a brother down Florida way maybe, that's single, likes cats and snakes...  (not in the bedroom, in general) Maybe?

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      Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What, no snakes?

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   Obscure Divineposted 14 years ago

   Keep it on a "PG-13" level?
   Oh well, I'm out......

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   habeeposted 14 years ago

   Ixnay on the akesnay!

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   samboiamposted 14 years ago

   I have always wanted to have sex in a confessional booth in a Catholic church. I think it could be forgiven since there would be a lot of oh gods going on. lol.

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      Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well good on you for not going down that track!
      Each year it costs the church millions from the collection plates.. just to cover the cost of denial

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   Lecieposted 14 years ago

   i've always wanted to use my fuzzy handcuffs. but i have yet to find a man brave enough to let me. lmao

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      LeanManposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm game.........

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         Lecieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         that's what they all say until i also pull out the whip...they usually run naked out of the room, down the stairs, out the door and into the pile of junk they call a car. then even though they always say they will call they never do. when i see them again by the produce the run the other way.lol
         

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    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    When the baboon finally entered the room we were set to go, but the stupid thing knocked over the olive oil container over the candles, and that started the fire.
    
    The fire frightened the midgets and caused them to flee out the window.
    
    It ended up costing me $1000 to fix the pews.

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       samboiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That was too funny.

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       kirstenblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, gonna pee my pants now!

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    threesome I am scared and I dont think I can do it!

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       Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oh it's easy...
       
       it's when there are 16 people in the room and they start booing that it starts to get a little painful

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          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          16 people why, and why they are booing?

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             Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             because they ran out of places to put their paddunkadunks

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                prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                paddunkadunks?? sorry am just dumb

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                   Obscure Divineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I think it's their erotic weapon, that they wield around until they find a place to dunk it.

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                      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      maybe a ballgame?? shoot like that??, oh thank you

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                   Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   on men, opposite of badonkadonk   

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       Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         OMG Maita
       
       Don't worry..... It's just like having a spare tyre for your car

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          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          hmmm, spare tire is a must but then threesome hehe, the two girls  will pull each others hair, Mine mine hehe, me first me first

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                 ahahhahahaha Pretty!!

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                prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                hi justine, love your new avatar

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                   Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   the kinkiest thing I will ever try is going to involve Justine's new avitar

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                      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      oh no...  poor computer...   

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       LeanManposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Give me a call.... lol
       
       I will try to help you overcome your fear..

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    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    Ive done all the pg13 things allready sooo, I guess there isnt much I can add

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    samboiamposted 14 years ago

    We must remember, there is a fine line between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
    
    

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    EmpressFelicityposted 14 years ago

    I saw this on the forum just now, and couldn't resist...
    
    

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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          EmpressFelicityposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It's all the more funny when you see the latest responder on the "Should we try it on the forum" thread...

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             Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             

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    Darknlovely3436posted 14 years ago

    i might get arrest if i say.

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    WizardOfOzposted 14 years ago

    the stuff I have done is 21+
    
    pg13+ never gonna happen!

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    cosetteposted 14 years ago

    oh me neither. that was a figure of speech...

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I don't see why I can't willfully misconstrue what you said, sometimes!  damn.    other people do it allllllll the time!
       I just wanta be obtuse and asleep sometimes, ya know?  pleeeeese! let me be dumber than thou! 
       
       
       trying so hard to fit in and then people just call me on every tiny little stupid thing I do.  Damn. I think I'll give up pretty soon!  :

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          cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          hee hee 'tis the nature of these forums, i daresay. 'nite little kitty
          
          haha Jane i think i will confess anyway...i guess i would like to try being tied up or restrained in some way.
          
          i think i would like that because i like powerful men. not mean men...but powerful men. i hate to use the word 'manly' but there is no other word that fits at the moment. i get all 'submissive' and girly around strong men. not big dumb gorillas but men with strong personalities and such.
          
          see, that's not kinky

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I wanted to change what people said when I hit "quote" but HP powers tha be changed the forum format, so now that isn't possable.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    my inner slut fell asleep

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       Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Been there,
    Seen it,
    Dropped wax on the t-shirt..

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    bungee jumping while trying to you know, stay inside
    
    not for me I prefer the ground to flying
    
    too difficult-rated a score of 10 difficulty

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    my inner slut is still sleeping, I looked just now - and here it is Saturday, another weekend without any kinky!

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       LeanManposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You are not trying hard enough... you have to stay behind after school for "punishment".... Now bend over and touch your toes....
       
       (You have not been eating ham and beans again have you??)

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