I just want to say im new here, but i also heard from a good friend of mine that happens to write on here as well that some of you guys are bunch of punks and jerks. requiring a lot of serious a** kissing just to earn any kind of respect. is that true? if it is, i just want let you all know right now, I don't kiss nobody's a**. therefore, you all best treat me with a lot of respect or else i'll find your butts in real life and put you all in the hospital. that's no threat either as that's a promise. therefore, you either give me respect or SHUT UP! those are your only two options with me. unless you want me to come after you. anyways, im sure you all are nice people, as my friend told me you guys were. therefore, im just joshing you all about the whole butt whooping scenario. although I am f**king crazy enough to do it, so don't anyone here cross me.
Hi King Larry! Welcome to Hub Pages! You kind of scared me with the whole butt whooping thing. Mostly it's a matter of staying out of Politics and Religion as forums go, that is where the most trouble happens.
Good luck with the hubbing, and write something, will ya? I know you haven't been here a half an hour yet. When you write a hub I will be reading it.
Why yes, King Larry. I do work out, 3 times a week. I'm a Curves addict...meaning Curves the franchise. It helps with women my age to develop muscle mass. Only thing about it is, it just doesn't mass in the right places. Ha!
The womens weight loss/ tone up place: Curves. It's a 30 minute workout circuit that combines cardio & strength training. It's where I go to tone-up, not body build. I don't want bulkiness. I wannna be toned. So that's what I mean by I'm a Curves addict. If I don't get my Curves fix at least 3 times a weak, i feel terrible. It does help...I've lost 19 lbs since Feb. 09. So, that's my Curves.
King Larry on HubPages I'm basically an averaged guy that doesn't care what you all think and will say ANYTHING that i want no matter what. i speak my mind freely and don't give a rat's a** about the consequences. If you piss me off, I will attack you. Therefore, you best either give me respect when you talk to me, or shut up. those are your only two options unless you want a butt whoopin like nobody's business. anyway, during my blogs, i plan on writing a series of rant articles to publish. peace out folks!
uh oh, I used the term "rats ass" a while ago in another thread - I hope you don't think I'm Larry. cuz I'm not. he's not classy enuf for me. I think he's somebody really new since he used the word "blogs" to describe his planned hubs. well. that's all I have to say about that! he doesn't do a thing for me
Hey King Larry. I didn't join too long ago either really, but have still met a fair few people on here and they've all been really lovely, encouraging me with my writing and giving useful feedback. Having said that, your message there did come across quite aggressive and it freaked me out a little - maybe not such a wise move to introduce yourself with a death threat... Still, I see your point and hope you live a 'jerk-free' life on HubPages!
wow! and I thought I had put my foot into it when I first joined. I was not even close compared to this. you don't scare me or anyone else for that matter just based on the responses here. you can't get respect unless you show respect first how bout you keep that in mind.
everyone here are wonderful people in their own ways. if you joined like cags said just to start shiit then that really does say a lot about you and you will not find many friendships with your attitude.
how bout reading some hubs (these are not blogs) and actually getting to know people before assuming that your "friend" is speaking the truth. as far as the joshing us part maybe so but if you didn't mean it you damn sure would not have started off a thread minutes into signing up with such attitude and hatred.
at any rate i sincerely hope you find your "friend" is wrong and enjoy your time here at HubPages as it is a wonderful place to be!
heya folks, just wanted to let you all know i was just teasing about the whole butt kicking thing. i didn't realize a lot of people didn't know how to take a joke. however, i'm back baby. kicking serious butt and taking names damn it!
no need right now, but I'll keep your name and number here, so that if any of those beeyotches wanta get up ina my face I can know who to call, yeah! yeh. yeh. yeh. alla dose beeyotches gonna be singin' a different song den I betcha!
well, sweet dreams, and tell our kind friend hello when you see him - see y'all later!
Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't. Before I retire for the evening, I'd like to say I'm pleased to meet an outspoken dude from the south who's not afraid to speak his mind. I'll be looking for your hubs....
I'm full of it today. I'm getting ready to go on a cattle drive in NW Arkansas May 7th. Gotta get these old bones prepared for it. Never tangled with longhorns before, but I'm sure there'll be other rednecks I can relate to.
aah come on ladies. you seriously don't think that a tough as nails guy like me and a great lover too i might add to the ladies. is possibly that loser of a guy named stevennix2001, now do you? sheesh, i'd beat that guy senseless since i can't even freaking stand him!
alright. only if you stop calling me steven. besides, i can't stand that guy. lol. so which one of you lovely ladies want to be first to get a kiss from ol' larry?
damn straight i am. besides, there's plenty of larry to go around. like i was telling GlassSpider earlier, there's a reason they call me the "energizer bunny." because i keep going and going and going.
OOOOhhh, puuuuulease!!!!! I've heard that line before. He kept putting off meeting me. When I called his bluff and said I was driving to meet him the next day, he disappeared forever....good things worth waiting for. NOT.
King Larry, did I tell you one of my exes is named Larry? My first husband I was married to only 6 months. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you. I also had another boyfriend named Larry that was a real winner. NOT. But I won't hold it against you either. I like you.
Why don't you start your own thread so your harem of women can follow you and flirt endlessly? Call it King Larry's thread or harem.
We didn't read a story tonight. We played our soft music of lullabyes. He said, "Nonny, snuggle with me...." He's so cute. So I told him just a minute Kason, Nonny will be right back..in about 5 minutes he was out like a light!!!! He's 4 yrs old.
Oh, wonderful!!! They are so sweet, most of the time. It will be exciting. Get ready for a whole new experience. I bonded with my grandson while he was still in the womb. I was there for the first sonogram, then the ultrasound that detected his sex. I was also present at his birth, by C-section. I have such a love for him, much different than with my children. You will see. It is heaven.
Hey everyone i was wondering if anyone could give me some advice on how to make hubpages work for me.. Maybe someone could take me under their wing and show me the ropes.. lol.. some advice would be appreciated though..
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