Rumour about me..
Okay...so you have a friend, Cal, who has a blow-up doll, Norma, who has a girlfriend who is jealous...Yeah. I can understand that.
Who's Norma's GF then?
Could it be...leanman/Brenda?- King Larryposted 15 years ago
0hey does anyone know if the rumor about me being the world's greatest lover broken out yet?
i wonder if the other rumor about me is true about me being the baddest and toughest guy on hubpages?
Wellll....Sab Oh said that the Sheep said...uh...No, that rumor has yet to be confirmed.
You know I'm just messin' with ya, babes.
i know you are. besides, i like a gal with a smart mouth.
so you want to confirm the rumor then? *evil grin* My mouth ain't the only about me that's smart, babes. BUT I ain't that easy. What do you take me for? Some kind of back door, one drink minimum tramp...
Oh wait...- wish I could make that bigger....
- King Larryposted 15 years ago0
cool. so any of you ladies want to see if the rumor about me being the world's greatest lover is true?
- King Larryposted 15 years ago0
@justine76
make what bigger? i know you ain't talking about me, as most ladies complain it's too BIG! lol.
@glassSpider i like way you carry yourself. Normally, i don't find myself attracted to arachnids, but i think with you i can make an exception. the
to show how much I was really laughingoh okay. thanks for clearing that up.
no problemanywayz, i wonder if the OTHER rumor about me is out yet?
No, I'm keeping THAT little secret to myself for a while.
No reason to have everyone all up in arms about it. A girl's gotta have SOME boundaries, you know.- You mean YOU'VE got a secret with him TOO?
King Larry, you dog! You coulda told me about her...I'm a sharing soul.
*wiggles her spinnerets at King Larry* Like what you see, eh? Well maybe I do too...I said MAYBE...so long as you're good.
- King Larryposted 15 years ago0
@glassSpider and Justine76
oh don't worry, i have seen a lot of justine's back. however, don't you worry though, there's plenty of ol'larry for you gals to share. well only one way find out then.
i think it's best to let you ladies know they don't call me the "energizer bunny" for nothing. because i keep going and going and going...Who is "they"? I haven't heard anyone call you that
(I think Justine had to go
)she left? oh well, i guess that means more fun for you and me then, huh?
as for the whole "they", let's just say i know how to please a woman.You know...guys say that ALLLL the time.
Let's just hope you can put your money where your mouth is.
Well, if things go according to plan...you WON'T be able to put your money where your mouth is because...Well, you get the point.
Actually...I've got to be out of here for a little while myself - chores and real life call - but I will be back later this evening.oh don't you worry, i'll still be here. however, i know it's going to be a lot of fun finding out if the rumors about me are true.
- King Larryposted 15 years ago0
i just want to say to everyone here....yes the rumors are true about me being really big down there and being the world's greatest lover.
That's right...I can confirm it, folks...King Larry has a great, big
arse.arse? aww come on, that's not what you said last night!
besides, i think you and i both know what i really mean. Well...I sent a picture of *** and received a picture of *****, so sent back a picture of **** in return. But then it got weird cuz then someone totally random sent a picture of ***-**** in a bucket covered with some kind of goo, and I'm not sure what that was supposed to be about. So I responded with a picture of ****** and haven't heard anything back.
Why do you ask?
Well I thought I knew what I meant...now I'm not so sure, cuz I think we must be meaning different things. Unless you meant what I meant, instead of what I think you meant...then we do both know what we're talking about. But I don't think you meant what I meant..which means we both DON'T know what we're talking about. I think.
why don't we go back to my place then just to be sure. besides, i think something like this needs to be confirmed, don't you think?
besides, i think you'll like what you see, as i definitely like what i see. sounds good to me.
besides, i should warn you though, i've had a lot of women tell me that my **** is too big for them to handle. nope, in fact, your more than welcome to find out if you like.
in fact, most women can't get over the size of it. (laughs evily)
really? why don't you see for yourself then.
i think you'll like what you see.
yeah, but i thought we were discussing the rumor about me having a huge **** and being the world's best lover?
- Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago0
See didn't I tell you Africa and the blow-up was true with Lean Man,
he neither denied or admitted it. By the way he did not tell you guys he is actually heading back over there as we speak,he is considering another zulu wife.Haha Mega
and, be sure, there is nothing wrong with having any woman he would choose for a wife, leanman has exquisite taste in women and we all know there are beautiful women all over the world. It does concern me, however, that he neglected to divorce his first wife before he tied the knot again. Or, that is, it does SEEM that way - from what is being said, of course, I don't KNOW that any of these things are TRUE! just what I've HEARD, you know? leanman is the only one who can say for sure, so, we'll just have to wait til we hear from him - then all these rumors can be laid to rest - or verified, whatever!
:I heard that you liked beautiful women, fast cars, a good beer, and to travel to exciting destinations all across the globe...which quite frankly...are very terrible and vicious rumors...with which anyone should have to contend with. This rumor behavior is far, far out'ta control
!- poetlorraineposted 15 years ago0
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