When you were at school you got expelled 7 times Lean, sorry had to tell everyone the truth cos it has to be known. Twice for burning down the toilet block, two for throwing tables and chairs at the History teacher cos you had too much red cordial. The others I wont go into, but lets say it involved indecent exposure.
So you packed up your swag, ran away from home, hitch-hiked, boarded a camel cos that is the only thing that stopped for you, and after 5 years you finally got to Africa and landed a top job driving ambulances, that paid a total amount of 2llamas, bucket of elephant dung and one gold coin a week.

Anyway you ended up running away with Moira Zanghurtopertia, a midget zulu chick and got married by your best mate Ringo Dingo....who happened to be a marriage celebrant, cos he bought a book on marrying people for dummies on Amazon....

Anyway Moira passed away cos you sat on her one night mistaking her for a poofa, then you realized she was just a blow up doll, so you and Ringo took off back to the US and have been together ever since.
P.S That is why you hold those hands up to your head cos you still dream of elephants. Fair dinkum it is a bugger, your hands get sore, but darn true. 