You mean...he's a SHE? And a DRAG KING?! Oooh, the intrigue!
BTW: Pandora: Forgive me, I should have mentioned you in the hubber luv thread - you've always got something intelligent to say and a good sense of humor. I can always tell your posts are well-thought-out (trying to spread the love today )
I hear you really have horns behind those fingers...you're just trying to hide them and make it look like a normal "funny" picture. Oh yes, my friend, I KNOW they're there.
I'm watching. ;-)
(This is a good rumor, eventually, it can spiral out of control and people can accuse you of being Satan himself...I figured I'd throw a little stalking action in too...You know, the best dramas around here have all that behind the scenes/stalking intrigue)
LMAO...*stomps her foot* No no no! It won't work if you just own up to the rumor, silly! You have to act like it's something preposterous and argue and kick and scream and make drama about it. We need to be able to have half-hidden emails going back and forth. We need to be able to point out a hastily removed Facebook photo that MIGHT have shown a glimpse of your horn.
*sigh* How are we ever going to get publicity out of rumors if you're just gonna come clean and be honest, dude? Yeesh.
still here, my wife just started chatting to some long lost cousin on facebook... where the offending picture may be..
How dare you insult my lineage, there is no proof about the horns, I would post another picture but you would just say that i had airbrushed out the horns so no point....
I am a good christian who loves all muslims so I don't see why you have to pick on me with this devilish rubbish about having the horn..
I will find it almost impossible to venture out in public now without a large pillow case over my head to protect myself from the public gaze.. you have made me far too self concious.. how dare you feed my phobias and insecurities.. you are weak little spider made of brittle glass, i want to smite you and smash you into lots of little itty bitty pieces...
You see! You see! I know it's true! You're just trying to take the heat off yourself by insulting me now. Well that's all right, I know the truth about your horns! And it's only right that you should have to cover that abomination up!
Just you wait! I have emails AND pictures! *runs off screaming...Lean has horns!!*
Hah! There's a typical straw-man argument for you. Trying to take the heat off yourself by contriving something completely ridiculous and untrue. Well I can see through your wicked ways, leanman. As I told mega! *shimmies her web glands and shakes her venom sacs* These babies are in perfect working order, thank you...you're just making fun of what you can't have...
OMG! Be careful what you say about satan. There are some people out there who will nail you to a cross for sure and want to spend the rest of the time in some religious blabberfest trying to prove or disprove the existence of god, satan, and fairies because they have no lives and way too much time on their hands.
LeanMan, rumor has it that you're really in the witness protection plan for having ratted out one of my late husband's ganster friends. I don't know which one yet, but let me check my address book. Also, a little bird told me that you're married to my gay twin sister that I didn't know I had, and the father of one or more of our children which we can't reveal the names of or your cover be blown and the hit man who was hired by the Mexican mobster that you sold the bad meth to will find you, duct tape you to a chair and make you read all the religious blabberfest posts till your brain rots and drips out of your ears.
your evilness has been overrated. you are a pussycat in disguise. your dna proves that, while you are human enough, you are somehow "special" and unclassifiable. I am sure that is true. so don't worry, poopsy, about what those mean hubbers say about you!
I don't know if I can do better than that...that might be...just the...most....scandalous rumor on HP right now! Especially *snickers* since the other rumor is that he's descended from Satan...hehehe LMAO...oh goodness!
Hilarious idea. Rumor has it you've got a troll locked in a bedroom closet. Some believe it's not a troll but a midget Jehovah's Witness who knocked on your door while you were in the middle of your daily drunken stupor and watching the soaps.
I did bring one in once and start to try to convert him and his "wife" to devil worship, I was quite pushy, telling them about the orgies and sacrifices... They became quite worried and left when I invited them for the orgy and started to strip... It was funny, wished I filmed it..
the morning has barely begun and already rumours are flying in about a terrible scandal - unfortunately a lawsuit is already pending and we are unable to reveal the names, but evidently a terrible love triangle accident involving leanman, sheep and other animals and baby oil occurred and has just come to light. The details are a bit fuzzy, but then, so is leanman this morning!
How can you believe ANYTHING leanman says!? He's hiding horns and a tail...he's REALLY Brenda! He'll say anything to take the heat off him. Why, meeting with mega would be NORMAL compared to what I've heard he's into.
I have been working! who are you to imply I'm wasting my time? I have one whole hub to show for it this morning and ideas for about 20 more! all while you talked about yourself and your scandals. disgusting. who cares if you're sick - you're just trying to distract us from our money making schemes. shame. for shame! and still those oily sheep are loose somewhere - bleeting your name - leee eeee eee aaa aaannn maaaaaaaaaa n!
Has anyone got anything really juicy as a rumour?? Someone must know what I got up to when I was a student, what about when I went on safari in africa, or driving across the saudi dessert with the camels...
the latest rumor (or rumour) is that you have had some "problems" with your "you know" and though you say you're going on vacation somewhere, you are actually checking into a clinic and you have chained your wife to the kitchen stove with just enough chain to reach the refrigerator, until you return.
When you were at school you got expelled 7 times Lean, sorry had to tell everyone the truth cos it has to be known. Twice for burning down the toilet block, two for throwing tables and chairs at the History teacher cos you had too much red cordial. The others I wont go into, but lets say it involved indecent exposure. So you packed up your swag, ran away from home, hitch-hiked, boarded a camel cos that is the only thing that stopped for you, and after 5 years you finally got to Africa and landed a top job driving ambulances, that paid a total amount of 2llamas, bucket of elephant dung and one gold coin a week.
Anyway you ended up running away with Moira Zanghurtopertia, a midget zulu chick and got married by your best mate Ringo Dingo....who happened to be a marriage celebrant, cos he bought a book on marrying people for dummies on Amazon....
Anyway Moira passed away cos you sat on her one night mistaking her for a poofa, then you realized she was just a blow up doll, so you and Ringo took off back to the US and have been together ever since.
P.S That is why you hold those hands up to your head cos you still dream of elephants. Fair dinkum it is a bugger, your hands get sore, but darn true.
wow, BP - whenever I need a little investigating done I'm coming straight to you! that is genius what you found out about leanman! but did you know he's going on vacation and probably won't read that til he gets back in 3 weeks? hahaha!
Hahaha Mega I tell you he is one strange dude. Am hooking him up with my friend Cal's blow-up doll Norma next Thursday. Just got to fix up all her punctures with my bike pump first LMAO. P.S Oh no vacation lol heck, well he is going to come back to total scandal.
LMAO Norma actually has a boyfriend Cal who currently is in therapy, however she has a lover on the side John, a blow-up Ken that the dog dragged in to the laundry. Norma's best friend Edna is deceased, she got run over by a Volvo, and lost all her air when she found out John was having an affair.
I ended my threesome with Norma and Cal because I kept stepping on her with my heel and Cal got the sh##ts with me you see.
Oh it is all so complicated but Norma has a new friend called Holey, who is looking to hook up with some-one apart from the pump in the shed.
Oh Lorlie that sounds divine. Do you make those wings made out of buffalo, I have always wanted to try them. We could kill two birds with the one stone. If I could pack my bags at this very instant I would not hesitate lol.
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