Rumour about me..
*holds a hand to the side of her face* No way!
You mean...he's a SHE? And a DRAG KING?! Oooh, the intrigue!
BTW: Pandora: Forgive me, I should have mentioned you in the hubber luv thread - you've always got something intelligent to say and a good sense of humor. I can always tell your posts are well-thought-out
(trying to spread the love today )You mean my religious blabber-fests?!!!
Now I'm gonna get all offended, start a thread threatening to leave, and blame it all on Disturbia.
Eh, mebbe tomorrow. Thanks anyways!All right guys, that should be plenty of grist for the rumor mill. I've got to be off and out. Ya'll have fun.
*squints her eyes* Lean...I'm watching. I'm going to prove those horns.
LMAO...*stomps her foot* No no no! It won't work if you just own up to the rumor, silly! You have to act like it's something preposterous and argue and kick and scream and make drama about it. We need to be able to have half-hidden emails going back and forth. We need to be able to point out a hastily removed Facebook photo that MIGHT have shown a glimpse of your horn.
*sigh* How are we ever going to get publicity out of rumors if you're just gonna come clean and be honest, dude? Yeesh.(That's much better!
)
You see! You see! I know it's true! You're just trying to take the heat off yourself by insulting me now. Well that's all right, I know the truth about your horns! And it's only right that you should have to cover that abomination up!
Just you wait! I have emails AND pictures!
*runs off screaming...Lean has horns!!*
Hah! There's a typical straw-man argument for you. Trying to take the heat off yourself by contriving something completely ridiculous and untrue. Well I can see through your wicked ways, leanman. As I told mega! *shimmies her web glands and shakes her venom sacs* These babies are in perfect working order, thank you...you're just making fun of what you can't have...
I bet you have a secret spider fetish.
If you can't get upset over what Disturbia accused, then you are simply FAR too laid back and this whole scandal thing will never fly with you.
Okay, I'm really out now.
- Justine76posted 13 years ago
0 - Lecieposted 13 years ago0
*gasp* Oh...My...God. All the pieces....falling together.
Yes, my dear. It's your turn to spin the web.
wait, wait WHO is really Brenda? not leanman? omg - no, then what about the passionate love affair? omg I have been suckered again!
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- King Larryposted 13 years ago0
he should be waking up soon - I'm afraid to hang out here any longer. When he hears the latest rumour we will be in some big trouble!
:- ralwusposted 13 years ago0
*whistles and looks to the sky* How would I know such a thing...Hmm...?
- King Larryposted 13 years ago0
i wonder if the rumour about me being the world's greatest lover has broken out yet?
- you want to see if the rumors are true?
- What kind of spider do you think I am?
I don't know. hopefully the experimental kind.
- ralwusposted 13 years ago0
LMAO hahahahaha
*waves legs at ralwus* It's good to see you!
- ralwusposted 13 years ago0
Hello handsome ralwus...I haven't yet, but if you'll perhaps step a little closer...
- ralwusposted 13 years ago0
I heard LeanMan and Mega are meeting somewhere for a romantic engagement. Don't shoot me i'm just the messenger
How can you believe ANYTHING leanman says!? He's hiding horns and a tail...he's REALLY Brenda! He'll say anything to take the heat off him. Why, meeting with mega would be NORMAL compared to what I've heard he's into.
Wasters! There you go again with the insults designed to take the heat off you
I'll have you know I've been toiling away (for clients, not Hubs) all morning long, thank you! I've been very productive so far. And about to have some lunch.
I prefer elks. The cultural divide with camels is just too vast to overcome
WE know...don't we leanman? At least...I think we do.
We ARE talking about the same thing aren't we? Oh no. Now I don't know.
When you were at school you got expelled 7 times Lean, sorry had to tell everyone the truth cos it has to be known. Twice for burning down the toilet block, two for throwing tables and chairs at the History teacher cos you had too much red cordial. The others I wont go into, but lets say it involved indecent exposure.
So you packed up your swag, ran away from home, hitch-hiked, boarded a camel cos that is the only thing that stopped for you, and after 5 years you finally got to Africa and landed a top job driving ambulances, that paid a total amount of 2llamas, bucket of elephant dung and one gold coin a week.
Anyway you ended up running away with Moira Zanghurtopertia, a midget zulu chick and got married by your best mate Ringo Dingo....who happened to be a marriage celebrant, cos he bought a book on marrying people for dummies on Amazon....
Anyway Moira passed away cos you sat on her one night mistaking her for a poofa, then you realized she was just a blow up doll, so you and Ringo took off back to the US and have been together ever since.
P.S That is why you hold those hands up to your head cos you still dream of elephants. Fair dinkum it is a bugger, your hands get sore, but darn true.Hahaha Mega I tell you he is one strange dude. Am hooking him up with my friend Cal's blow-up doll Norma next Thursday.
Just got to fix up all her punctures with my bike pump first LMAO.
P.S Oh no vacation lol heck, well he is going to come back to total scandal.- Goodness BP...I sure hope you never go poking around in MY past...(that would make a great Hub, BTW).
Nah, she's good at sharing...
WOW, ok, this place is going nutsier by the minute. Finally, I can fit right in. so to speak!
:LMAO Norma actually has a boyfriend Cal who currently is in therapy, however she has a lover on the side John, a blow-up Ken that the dog dragged in to the laundry. Norma's best friend Edna is deceased, she got run over by a Volvo, and lost all her air when she found out John was having an affair.
I ended my threesome with Norma and Cal because I kept stepping on her with my heel and Cal got the sh##ts with me you see.
Oh it is all so complicated but Norma has a new friend called Holey, who is looking to hook up with some-one apart from the pump in the shed. What ya say, Blondepoet? Wanna come to California and tell me all about it?
Oh Lorlie that sounds divine. Do you make those wings made out of buffalo, I have always wanted to try them. We could kill two birds with the one stone. If I could pack my bags at this very instant I would not hesitate lol.
doing my best to get into a little trouble of my own while he is gone!
:.. and you're succeeding so well!
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