You might be a Pro Hubber If...

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   Twenty One Daysposted 14 years ago

   ...you add a formatting tip to the check at a luncheon with friends.

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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   ... you're ass is parked on a toilet in a public restroom and on glancing round and noticing the graffiti, you suddenly think 'oh wow, I can write a hub about humorous quotes!'.

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        see my avitar...

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   fastfretaposted 14 years ago

   If you can make a hub about all of your friends!  But you don't for fear you'd be blacklisted.

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   Urbane Chaosposted 14 years ago

   You're having sex with a beautiful lady, one that you've wanted for a long time, and then, suddenly, you get an urge to check your hub stats.

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      William R. Wilsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL I think that's hub addiction.

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      Miekaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha, you just made my day, that's hilarious. The poor girl!
      
      @Habee, I dream up entire hubs in my sleep!

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   Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

   ...you decided to stay in on date night and write a new hub because of a conversation you had earlier...

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   Super Chefposted 14 years ago

   You never seem to spend more than 7 hours at a time away from your laptop because you need to check your hub stats.

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   ... when you're confused about your stats and forum posts, because they are dated today even though you haven't logged on HP since yesterday...
   
   How late was I up working last night?!? I'm pretty sure I went to sleep for awhile...
   geez what day is it?!?
   How could i possibly have posted in that forum 6 hours ago... was I sleep walking?
   
   
   It's nice to have a job where you don't have to punch a time clock, but damn it's easy to lose track of time without it
   

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   habeeposted 14 years ago

   You compose hubs in your sleep. Seriously - I have!!

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      Twenty One Daysposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's brilliant! two-cheers to you Habee!

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      Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      habee, me too!       Then you wake up and get disgusted that all your wonderful "work" just disappeared into thin air!! 

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   Ann Nonymousposted 14 years ago

   Ooooh I love this thread!
   
   Here is a compilation of similar ideas and thoughts on this subject!
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/34976#post780109

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    Rochelle Frankposted 14 years ago

    You might be one if you spend almost all of your time writing new hubs and and improving old ones, instead of posting in the forums.
    (Oh heck, I've excluded myself.)

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    Rafiniposted 14 years ago

    You might be a pro hubber if you did more than the required 30 hubs in 30 days for the challenge.
    
    Or...you are a pro hubber because you did the 30 hubs in 30 days challenge!

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    The Best Manposted 14 years ago

    You might be a pro hubber if;
    
    - you refer to the Chicaco Cubs as the Chicago Hubs.
    
    - you say "there are drink specials and a good band playing tonight in my local hub."
    
    - or "I am going to get a sandwich at Hubway."

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    Originposted 14 years ago

    ... your in a dark room with only your computer screen providing light, and it's 3:36am in the morning and your still hubbing.

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       Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That's the best way to write Hubs.     Just make sure your coffee/tea cup has a cover on it in Summer, because the occasional moth will inevitably find its way into your cup - and you won't see it until it's too late. 

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