...you add a formatting tip to the check at a luncheon with friends.
... you're ass is parked on a toilet in a public restroom and on glancing round and noticing the graffiti, you suddenly think 'oh wow, I can write a hub about humorous quotes!'.
If you can make a hub about all of your friends! But you don't for fear you'd be blacklisted.
You're having sex with a beautiful lady, one that you've wanted for a long time, and then, suddenly, you get an urge to check your hub stats.
...you decided to stay in on date night and write a new hub because of a conversation you had earlier...
You never seem to spend more than 7 hours at a time away from your laptop because you need to check your hub stats.
... when you're confused about your stats and forum posts, because they are dated today even though you haven't logged on HP since yesterday...
How late was I up working last night?!? I'm pretty sure I went to sleep for awhile...
geez what day is it?!?
How could i possibly have posted in that forum 6 hours ago... was I sleep walking?
It's nice to have a job where you don't have to punch a time clock, but damn it's easy to lose track of time without it
Ooooh I love this thread!
Here is a compilation of similar ideas and thoughts on this subject!
http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/34976#post780109
You might be one if you spend almost all of your time writing new hubs and and improving old ones, instead of posting in the forums.
(Oh heck, I've excluded myself.)
You might be a pro hubber if you did more than the required 30 hubs in 30 days for the challenge.
Or...you are a pro hubber because you did the 30 hubs in 30 days challenge!
You might be a pro hubber if;
- you refer to the Chicaco Cubs as the Chicago Hubs.
- you say "there are drink specials and a good band playing tonight in my local hub."
- or "I am going to get a sandwich at Hubway."
... your in a dark room with only your computer screen providing light, and it's 3:36am in the morning and your still hubbing.
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What is your favourite topic to write a hub about?
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