You might be a HUBBER if you....

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   Ann Nonymousposted 13 years ago

   So we probably have all read the jokes, "You might be a REDNECK if you...." But I was thinking what constitutes as a hubber?
   
   You might be a hubber if you look at the clock and realize it's 6 am and you've been going at it for 6 hours!
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   You might be a hubber if you canceled a lunch meeting with the President because you had fan mail to answer….
   
   So what makes you a hubber?

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      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      produce hub and enjoy while doing it

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   lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

   if you spend far too many hours posting, I gotta stop, Just Gotta.

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      TheVerbalAxiomposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      She triplified that shit. Lmao

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      At 10477 posts Lyric why on earth would you think that

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   sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

   If you enjoy peoples company.

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   Ann Nonymousposted 13 years ago

   If you stare at your stats for 30 mins waiting for them to change...

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   MagicStarERposted 13 years ago

   You are definitely a hubber if thoughts that you might have writer's block torment you daily...
   
   If you spend all your waking hours trying to come up with new article topics...
   
   If you scan news articles for innovative hub topics...
   
   If you read dozens of hubs written by other hubbers daily and just can't stop doing it...
   
   If you send everyone you know to your hub to read your articles!
   
   If you check your traffic stats over and over again...
   
   If you get worried when your hub score goes down a point or 2...
   
   If you are envious of fantastic hubbers who are making all kinds of money and receiving thousands of hits on their hub articles.
   
   If you turn positively green when you see someone who has written over a thousand hubs...
   
   If you stay up all night writing your hubs and don't feel a bit tired...

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      NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You might be a hubber if..
      
      You find yourself taking three hours of your worktime to participate in  HP Forum discussions.

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   IzzyMposted 13 years ago

   Well, I guess that answered that question!! lol

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   TheVerbalAxiomposted 13 years ago

   If you have over 2,000 posts in at least a month.

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   If you get blurry vision from looking at the screen too long.

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      logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      What was that?  I can't read it!

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         Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         What's up logic?

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            logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Not too much, what's up with you?

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               Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Not much. Bouncing between forum and working on hubs. Thank you for asking.

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                  logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Got any more hot hubs coming up like the one on the hubpages women?

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   mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

   when you add hubber to your real name

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      Ann Nonymousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha! That's a winner!!!!

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    HubChiefposted 13 years ago

    i am a hubber coz I want to help people with my learnings and learn from others.. And in that process generate some extra $$$ for a wonderful vacation with family... this one was honest

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       Ann Nonymousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I just checked your titles out! Very interesting stuff....If I were not so tired I would read them and comment!!! I sincerely hope that you soon make enough for a vacation with your family and then $ome!!!!

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    pooja0908posted 13 years ago

    I am a hubber coz i always pay attention on my follower's well as put comments regarding that.
    
    I am a hubber coz i keep on touch of may all hubber friends.
    
    I am a hubber coz i take part in forum discussions and put threads too.
    
    I am a hubber coz i am on hubpages.
    
    Yes Yes I am a HUBBER

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       Ann Nonymousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Goooo pooja!!!!!!!

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    ShallyDposted 13 years ago

    Yes I'm a Hubber ...As I'm on hub page.
    I'm a hubber as I write hub related to computer and computer news.
    I'm a hubber as I take part in the activities going on the HUB.
    I write comments on the hub that I like .
    I'm a hubber as all the hub activities keep me busy.
    I'm a HUBBER .........

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    charanjeet kaurposted 13 years ago

    You are a hubber-
    
    If writing hubs means the world to you,
    You cannot detach yourself from the forums,
    You are over excited about seeing cents grow in your account,
    If hubpages would shut down even for maintenance it would mean the end of the world,
    Above all if you feel you belong here to this wonderful community then yes you are qualified to be a hubber.

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    wrenfrost56posted 13 years ago

    You might be a HUBBER if...
    you earn your first few pence you feel like you've won the lottery.
    You spend more time talking to people on the hp forum then in real life.
    You can't help but feel disapointed when your hubber score drops.
    If you could aford to you would give up your job to spend more time writing hubs.
    The only emails your interested in are those that tell you about fan mail or comments you have at HP.
    Everything you see, read or hear is potential inspiration for a hub.
    You just can't not check your traffic and adsense earnings.
    Or is it just me?

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    MagicStarERposted 13 years ago

    You might be a hubber if...
    
    You are tickled to death if a really good hubber reads your stuff and says it's good.
    
    You get all excited & happy when a fellow hubber becomes your friend!
    
    You consider your HubPages profile your main web site and refer people to it instead of all your other sites...

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    jayjay40posted 13 years ago

    I hub therefore I am!!!

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    readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

    You might be a hubber if…..
                                       
    You were banned a few weeks ago and haven’t gotten over it yet.
    
    Are about to be banned for mistakenly typing "out loud" what your thinking about that *&^%87 OP
    
    Or not caring about being banned and typing it anyway.

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       lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    AnythingArtzyposted 13 years ago

    you make instant friends with someone who looks like a cartoon:)
    and you don't care!

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    Arthur Fontesposted 13 years ago

    You might be a hubber if you are out in public saying "Wow I hope I win Hubnuggets"

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    waynetposted 13 years ago

    If you sit on the toilet and chat in the hubpage forum and edit a hub whilst curling one out!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ooooooooo Waynet you could have at least let me finish my chicken and cheese sanger for brekky.

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    I hate labels
    

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    TheWriterIVYposted 13 years ago

    mitsi1098 - OMG - that was great. My nickname is Ivy and that is what I've done -IVYhubber. Does that mean, could it mean...okay. Yes, I do have thoughts over and over again of things to write and I do stay up late even though I have to teach high school kids in the morning and I do get totally freaked out when I see a little blue triangle and extremely amped when I see a red one. I am amazed by those of you that have hundreds of followers and HUBS and I plan on getting there - in time. Interesting and funny topic.

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    Urbane Chaosposted 13 years ago

    ... you wake up at two in the morning with a great idea, log on to HubPages, and forget your idea because you got lost in the forums.
    
    ...your HubPage profile URL is on your business cards.
    
    ...when asked how your day was, you go into an hour long disorientation on your latest hub.
    
    ...you pass up a paying article because you have a half-done hub that needs to be finished.
    
    ...instead of ordering McNuggets at McDonalds, you mistakenly order HubNuggets.
    
    Ok, I'll stop there.

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    wsp2469posted 13 years ago

    Spend more time flirting with women like Kim and Mighty Mom and Wendi and BC and HC and so forth then you do with your real world girlfriend . . . AND get more sexual gratification from it, too!

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       Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ok, there's something seriously wrong with that.  But, for the life of me, I just can't figure out what it is!

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