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   Stacie Naczelnikposted 17 years ago

   I'm about to have udon soup.

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   Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

   a vegetable stew in about 2 hours.

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   Stacie Naczelnikposted 17 years ago

   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

      LOL...good one, Stacie!

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   again with the stew bob, you are making me so hungry.

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   Stacie Naczelnikposted 17 years ago

   Where do bees go Pee? The BP station

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   stephhicks68posted 17 years ago

   Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   lol

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   stephhicks68posted 17 years ago

   If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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   Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

   Aw, these jokes are so cute and funny.

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    stephhicks68posted 17 years ago

    All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       

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    WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

    Time for me to go home, so I won't be raising anyone's hands!

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    3 o'clock stretch

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    My beloved greetings to every great Hubber in the community.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       A warm hello back at choo, Andrew.

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          Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Good day Shirley! Yes today is great! and you?

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Just dandy, thanks.

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                Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

                Do you watch Football? Are you watching the Champions Finals with ManUnited and Chelsea right now?

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                   Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   No sorry Andrew, I'm a girl...a girl who doesn't watch football.  My best friend loves it, but I just can't seem to bond with the game.

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                      Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      Quite interesting. I do like to watch Football Champions Final like this but not controlled by it. ManUnited plays a lovely football hahaha but I'm Arsenal fan!

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                         Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                         They play with round balls, right?  No protective gear other than a cup, and they hit things with their heads and fly through the air <sucking in more air> and perform physical feats that nearly kill me just watching?  That's the one, isn't it?  Not like our football.

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                            Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

                            Hahaha interesting.I like seeing a team work with winning strategies

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                               Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                               They certainly make our players look like whimps in comparison.  I'm amazed that they don't get killed or at the very least suffer brain damage.

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    Stacie Naczelnikposted 17 years ago

    Wish it was 3 here...only 1.  Four more freakin' hours.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       You should move to Ontario, it's 4:13 here.

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       stephhicks68posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Hmmm... its 1:19 here.  Meeting at 2:30, then grab salad for potluck tonight at 5:30.

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Watching the Manchester United and Chelsea is quite interesting @ 1:1 now. Much tension on some both club fans here with me

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    SirDentposted 17 years ago

    I have now regrouped and ready to go at it again.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Hope you're okay now, no permanent damage I trust.

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          SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Nothing a little therapy won't take care of.

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             lol....are you suggesting that you didn't need therapy before?  Just an innocent question. 

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                SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                Whatever would give you the idea that I need therapy? Tell the voices to be quiet please.

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                   Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   You got it, Darth!

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                      SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      Thanks, Shirley.

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                         Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                         You're very welcome, SirDent!  Should I be calling you Mr.Sybil Pants?

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                            SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                            My name is Darth Dent!!!

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                               Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                                     

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Interesting. I don't go crazy about it.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    if you ran 13 mile's north turned right and ran 1.2 miles and then turn left and ran 10 mile's where would you be if you started in buffalo zip code 74365?

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Lost

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    You're right! I can see stress on some addicted fans of both teams.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       They should hand out valium at the door.

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          Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Goodluck!

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    Must go to the store, back in 10 or 15!

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       SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Don't rush back.

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Did ya miss me?  Sorry I took so long, hope you didn't have to sit in the lead position for long.

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             SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Andrew took care of it for ya.

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Can you see those military chiefs wearing ManUnited jersey

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Tight

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    The players seem to be weared out but still striking

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    ManUinted is pressing so hard but missing lots of goals

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Essien of Chelsea is hard to go indeed!

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Who knows what next?

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    There must be a winner!

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Extra time goes

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Sounds quite exciting.

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Imagine this guys at the pitch, they want to fight. No it can't happen!

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Drogba is out for that!

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Yellow Cards are flying anyhow!

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       Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Drogba gains a RED Card.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    [i] * deafening silence * []
    
    screwed it up, see new post below sans screw-up

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       * deafening silence *

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    ManUnited is really pressing hard to retain the Champions League Cup

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    Is it Friday yet?

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Why, yes, yes it is.  Have a good weekend!

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          SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Liar

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Excuse moi?

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there? 
    Police. 
    Police who?   
    Police let me in; it's lonely out here! 

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, Ruthie!  That's such a groaner! 

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Knock Knock!
    Doris. 
    Doris, who? 
    Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!   

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there? 
    Norma Lee. 
    Norma Lee who? 
    Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of used HubPages? 

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Two snakes crawl under a bush, and one says to the other, “Hey, do you think we’re poisonous?”
    
    
    The other answers, “No, I don’t think so.”
    
    
    “Good, because I just bit my tongue!”
    
    
    I got a million of um!!  LOL

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       You should take your show on the road....no, really.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    lol its so nice to have you here spicing up life. You make it so much more fun ruthie

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       She does, doesn't she.  I don't where she gets them all or how she remembers so many.

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          RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Hon, when you're get as old as I am, you'll have resources running out of your ears!

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             That's what I'm afraid of - leaks everywhere, none of it'll stay in my brain.

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                RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

                HA! HA!  You think you're kidding!! 

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                   Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   Yikes!  I was hoping.
                   
                   Actually Ruthie, I'm already not a spring chicken anymore....more like an early autumn hen.

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                      RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      After watching my grandson for 2 days I'm feeling more like the chicken that tried to cross the road and didn't quite make it.  Where do 4 year olds get all that energy?! 
                      
                      I bet if you're an early autumn hen then that probably makes me the Christmas goose! 

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                SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                Don't worry Shirley, they make diapers for that.

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                   Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   Cute.  I'm thinking catheter so I won't feel so soggy.

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    What do you all think about Ted Kennedy having a brain tumor?  Seems an awful lot of bad stuff happens to that family.  He's not a favorite of mine but still not pleasant for his family to face.

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Shane--didn't you say somewhere on here that your wedding date is in August?

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       drummer boyposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       nope its April 4th of next year.

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    ripplemakerposted 17 years ago

    Finally!  I'm able to get in...whew internet connection is pretty slow.  Hi Shirley!  Hi Ruthie! Hi Drummer Boy!  It's a fine morning here in Cebu. 

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Hi!  Good morning....it's evening in Canada.

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       RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Good morning to you---it's supper time here--just 6:00 pm

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    DJ Funktualposted 17 years ago

    I wonder if there's a way to tell how many of Shirley's 800 posts have been solely right here on this thread? 
    
    I'm jealous because she used to play with me a lot more before all this started.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry DJ, I'll make it up to you after I collect my prize winnings.

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    C.S.Alexisposted 17 years ago

    hens, chickens and eggs?

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    C.S.Alexisposted 17 years ago

    stewed, fried and over easy!

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    C.S.Alexisposted 17 years ago

    Good evening  to all you winners.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    just came back from the library

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       RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       And then there's this one---
       
       A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her. "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" Puzzled by her complaint, the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde. The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

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          stephhicks68posted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Ruthie - you are a laugh a minute!!  (I still like Stacie's joke about the BP station)

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    got another joke--
    
    There were three tomatoes walking through a wood; a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato.
    
    The baby tomato was lagging behind, so the daddy tomato went up to the baby tomato, squeezed it on its head, and said, "Ketchup!!"
    
    Yuk! Yuk!

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    ripplemakerposted 17 years ago

    It's great to be on the other side of the world.  ..and sharing bits and stuff with the winners hehe  talking about eggs and ham...I'm getting hungry. Hi DJ and C.S. ALexis.

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    ripplemakerposted 17 years ago

    Hi Bob. (Your name is the same with my dad...his nickname actually)  Hows the library?  Any good books? 

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