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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   a small milestone for the drummer boy

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   I have a feeling the best is yet to come.

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   wow look at drummer boy go

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   are we having fun yet?

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   I know I am

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   Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

   go DB go

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   everyone must be off eating lunch

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   I think I just gained some ground bob

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      WeddingConsultantposted 17 years agoin reply to this

      I think at the rate you're going you'll have 1000 posts by page 200...

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   drummer boyposted 17 years ago

   only 10 more pages until we hit 200.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    has any other thread lasted this long?

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    lol that would be cool.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    would I be ahead of shirley and sir dent then?

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Ahem!  I can hear you, ya know.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    ok everyone, I burned up the thread I am the winner.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    awe the smell of sweet victory.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    we didn't even get to 200. what a bummer

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    Only 9 more pages to go

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    roses are red, violets are blue, whose in the lead, could it be you?

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    could be

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    welcome back

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    hi Ruthie, I was just talking about you

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    gamergirlposted 17 years ago

    Great googley moogley..
    
    you don't have to post every second.. LOL

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       WeddingConsultantposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       haha yes

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    lol, I have more energy now that I have gotten the carbs out of my diet.  I was bored and having fun.  I will slow down now.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    goal is every minute lol

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       WeddingConsultantposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       And I suspect you've reached that goal...
       
       ...for the past thirty minutes...

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    I have no clue how far ahead shirley and sir dent even are.  I could probably go every second and still not catch them.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       So very true!  Speaking of which, where is Mr. Pokey Pants?

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          drummer boyposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Hi Shirley

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Hi Shane

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Boy, when you're a little late getting started, there's a lot to go back and catch up on!!!  Whewwww!! (daintly dabs at forehead with scented, laced handkerchief)
    
    You know this really is addictive---I wonder why.  We've all got full lives to live, why spend so much time here?

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    If only I could show up on the list at page 200, I would feel so accomplished.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    hi Ruthie, I missed you

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       RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Missed all you guys too!

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Shane--you need to get used to bring some carrots, celery, cherry tomatoes and such with you each day to snack on.  Might include some low-fat cheese for the protein or a hard-boiled egg.  It's usually when you start climbing the walls for food--any food---that you fall off the wagon!  And drink plenty of water and iced tea--but careful with the diet sodas.  Some have salt which is not good and I'm not crazy about the artificial sweeteners in them.  Maybe 1 a day?

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       drummer boyposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       thats good advice, I have been drinking tons of water.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    any new jokes ruthie?

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       RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       OK, Shane, you asked for it.  In honor of your diet, here goes---
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed my ass," he thought to himself. But since he was desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3 day/10 pound weight loss program.
       
       The next day there is a knock at his door and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, beautiful babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
       
       The sign reads, "If you can catch me you can have me!"
       Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business."
       
       The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost ten pounds, as promised.
       So, he calls the company and orders from them their 5 day/ 20 pound program. As expected, the next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
       
       He's after her in a shot. This girl is in great shape and it takes a while to catch her, but when he does, it's worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by far the best he's ever had. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another twenty pounds as promised!
       
       He decides to call the company to order the 7 day/ 50 pound loss program.
       
       "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
       
       "Absolutely," he replies. "I haven't felt this great in years!"
       
       The next day there is a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you!"

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    only 8 more pages until we reach 200.  YeeHaaaaawwwww

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    In The Doghouseposted 17 years ago

    Yeah!!!  We are having a wonderful summer thunder shower!  I love it!

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    I love thunder storms

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    WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

    Don't read that joke!  She's just posting long jokes so it takes us 3 hours to read and understand them and then she will win the contest!!!

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       RUTHIE17posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, Pete, you do need some sleep!!!

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    lol thats too funny.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    when I was a little kid I used to work out to Richard Simmons.  We burned more calories laughing than working out.

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    Lady Luthiposted 17 years ago

    LoL

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Shane--is this a truism or what?
    
    "Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies..."
    
    LOL   To true, to true!!

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       drummer boyposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       that is so very true ruthie,  In my case there is a skinny boy though lol.

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    what time is it there pete?

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    Lady Luthiposted 17 years ago

    You know no one needs to post anything just reading what you guys write is funny enough. Thanks for making my work day go by faster.

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    you're welcome.  just doing our hub duties!!

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    Pete--this one's for just you---
    
    One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new daughter.
    
    Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
    
    After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found it was full.
    
    "Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "She just needs to be changed."
    
    The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!" 
    
    LOL--couldn't resist!!

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       WeddingConsultantposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       haha good one.
       
       Reading through the narrative, I was thinking the problem was going to be that the baby needed to be nursed and, of course, daddy couldn't help with that...but DIAPER! HA, I should have figured!

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    drummer boyposted 17 years ago

    lol

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    Uninvited Writerposted 17 years ago

    I'm sick today, I need cheering up...

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       drummer boyposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       sorry your sick, got the flu?

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       Andrew0208posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       You're the healed and strong. Rejoice and say I'm strong and healthy!

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          Uninvited Writerposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          If you say so

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       I'm sorry you're sick.  Would Ruthie's jokes help?

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    WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

    Crap, the pages got messed up again!
    
    At least we're helping hubpages work through the kinks in the system by pushing this thread further and further! HELP!

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    Uninvited Writerposted 17 years ago

    Well, it feels flu-like for sure.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    Well, I did a quick blog entry for my site.  It's about this thread, or rather the main characters.
    
    http://shirleyanderson.webs.com/blog.htm
    
    Can someone please tell me if clicking on the profile links puts you into my hub account?  I was signed in when I copied them.  Thx.

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       drummer boyposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       It took me to your blog home page and said that I am the winner there you have it.  It is official from Shirley's own page.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    just checked took me to my profile, good fun.

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    Uninvited Writerposted 17 years ago

    And I'm not offended I'm not listed
    
    I know I'm late to the party...
    
    It's a good blog post though

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Thx, Susan.  I couldn't possibly put everyone in.  Hopefully, no one is going to be upset, that was not my intention by a long shot.

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    Uninvited Writerposted 17 years ago

    The sun is coming out...it's supposed to be a great weekend...about time...

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