Here is a fun game that you guys might enjoy. I will post something and the next poster will say what I really mean and then post something on their own.
"I really really like Avocados"
and the next poster has to be creative and come up with something that I really wanted to say there. So, they can go like...
You hate avocados so much that you feel like puking whenever you see them.
and then they will post their own sentence in ""
So here is my first sentence. Get rolling guys. I hope you understand the game.
"Internet has really changed the world for us"
What you really mean is that you don't have to research at the library anymore.
I love driving fast.
By "I love driving fast" you mean you don't like to sweat the small details.
Here's mine: "I'm thinking of cleaning the toilet today"
By that, you mean you are avoiding me.
How about... Let's go to the beach!
What you really mean is that you don't want to clean the bathroom.
My cat likes chocolate ice cream.
You can't stand the grin on your neighbors face when he gets out of his porche and greets you.
My clock stopped working today.
What you really mean is that you hit the snooze button and missed a whole day at work because you wanted to avoid a confrontation with an old enemy who just turns out to be your new boss on her first day.
I love eating fried chicken after church on a rainy day.
What you really mean is your car payment is really late and you are afraid to take the car out of the garage because you saw the repo man driving by.
I live fireworks but they are scaring my dogs.
What you really mean is you're a card-carrying commie who hides in closets with your dogs.
I am feeling free these days.
What you really mean is that you were just released from prison.
Can't wait to go camping next week.
What you really mean is you absolutely can not stand camping with bugs and critters
"I have been in a fantastic mood for the last few days"
What you really mean is that you're having a secret rendezvous with someone in the woods-probably bigfoot!
I have a horrible earache.
What you really mean is you are tired of hearing fireworks go off
i got a headache
What you really mean is you don't like me and I make your head hurt. I knew it, I just knew it, pinkylee.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
What you really mean is, you dread the fact that Christmas is coming because you will have to spend your hard earned money on Christmas gifts.
I am going to get some ice cream.
What you really mean is you can't wait to get out of the house where no one can see you eat all the ice cream you like.
I have to let the dogs outside.
what you really mean is your bathroom is broke so you have to let yourself outside
i want to go to the mountains
What you really mean is that you have to leave town in a hurry and go hide in the mountains.
I need to get some sleep.
What you really mean is that you are a groupie and you want to get laid by a band member. hahahahaha
what you really mean is Halle Berry is so hot I can't form complete sentences when I think of her.
I have insomnia.
What you really mean is every time you have something REALLY important that requires your attention, you choose not to remember.
Cannot wait to go to work tomorrow.
you cannot wait to talk to that hot secretary again who spoke to you yesterday at near the coffee machine.
I need to get myself organized.
Insomnia = inability to sleep
amnesia = inability to remember
What you really mean is your key stone cop buddies misplaced all your sherlock holmes magazines mr detective. hahahahaha
Time for a donut.
what you really mean is you can't stick to any diet, and especially this latest colon cleanser diet whre you have to drink vile tasting juice and crap 10 times a day
I love hoola hoops!
what you mean is you would like it if I would just go for a walk or something and get out of here
my mother never loved me
what you're saying is you still wish I would go outside somewhere far far away
Leonard Cohen is so sexy but he's old
What you really mean is you're a spoiled brat. hahahaha
what you really mean is you're outta money and can't think of anything but rich guys
Brenda Lee did have some good tunes!
What you really mean is you wish you were earning some real cash like Bill Gates instead of Hubbing for nothing...
I'm headed off with my boat to do some fishing
What you really mean is that you're no Trump either.
Looking forward to the weekend.
what you really mean is that it's been 3 months since that weekend and you wish you had that back
I want to revive this thread
by Cristina Cakes 3 months ago
When guys say the want to be left alone do they really mean it?I think a lot of girls are like me, when I say I don't want to talk to anybody, I usually do want to talk to someone. Is it different for men?
by mastergreen 4 years ago
'NOFOLLOW' - what does it really mean?Follow and Nofollow - what do these things really mean? What does it really do?
by Wonder_Woman 10 years ago
This is just a topic for amusement. I know most men dont understand women so here women can rant/explain what men should know like:When he says whats wrong, girl says "nothing"What that really means is, yea something is wrong dumb a$$ but you should know, no im not going to tell you, if...
by Rob Welsh 7 years ago
What does it REALLY mean when someone in a relationship says that they "Need To Find Themselves?"Did you know they were lost, or unable to find the right map? What aren't they saying - why? What should you do or not do?
by John Sarkis 7 years ago
What does it really mean to be politically incorrect?...Question mark with ellipsis. I hear people saying they're politically incorrect individuals - they are rude, inpolite, pugnacious and disrespectful. 400 years ago, most people were polite and respectful, so if you were the opposite...
by loveofnight 7 years ago
What does " I believe none of what I hear and half of what I see " really mean ?
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