How many sheets of TP do you use in one sitting?
I counted 28.
None. I use water
A white cat?
LOL! Brown stripe?
Pussy Cow....LOL!
I'm poor these days. So I take one square, rip it into quarters and use one of those.
I wonder who used more corncobs...men or women?
I knew I shouldn't have entered this thread! using 1/4 of a sheet? and the description? gahhhhh! I will probably be constipated for a month now!
There is also corn to consider....it could take up 1/4 inch of the formula.
I leave you alone at the computer for one hour, and this is what happens...
Sorry...do I still get my snack?
Nibble, nibble, nibble, that's all you ever want to do...
You're next my dear.
Corn doesn't digest.
I thought that is why it is on a roller ?? I put one end beween my legs and pull off the continous sheets until it appears clean.
But seriously, the woman issue would explain why my 200 lbs ex-wife used 5 times more than my 96 lb current and last wifeI think you can use an area formula to figure that one.
I love bears!
And here I thought it was a national law we all had to use at least three squares. Otherwise Charmin would go out of business and there goes a couple thousand MORE jobs.
Ah, well.
"Charmin" would have made a great name for a girl.
Now my brain is grunting!
I am taking my note-book in there next time to get an exact figure once Hugh Jass my drunken neighbor gets the heck off it.
LOL....Funny Pic! I think the John likes him.
The toilet is attacking his butt!
Not to mention my loo repair bills.............
Hahahahaha I would say he was thumping something and it definitely wasn't me.
Now if all toilets were like this imagine the TP we would save
LOLOLOLOL!
CIA.....this is a secret code for "Charmin Intelligence Agent!" Discussions here are top secret and will be wiped away with invisible stuff.
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago
0not quite sure, I just spin it like a slot machine, when it stops, it's all good
Three prunes?
seriously. I had a roommate once who used to wrap the tp around her hand 4 times every time she used it - not just for #2 but EVERY TIME! I made her buy the tp when I found that out. Don't ask how I found that out.
yes, we were JUST ROOMMATES!Absolutely...my depth is as deep as Poe....then....somebody farts....I lose it!
Ah yes! The dunny! As an Aussie male I can relate to this.
A place to get inspiration, a holy place, sanctuary from the dishes, the children's screams, the wife's nagging about petty stuff like changing yer undies twice in the same year, stuff like that! I like the word "Dunny"
The bog? I love that too! A log in the bog. Jog to the bog.
I think, on that note, I will sign off for the night, sweetie, but great poetry, or was that a haiku???
Good night all!!!Goodnight Tammy...goodnight everybody....goodnight John Boy....goodnight Erin....goodnight Mary Ellen.....Jim Bob, put that jar of Vaseline right back where you got it!
And I suppose NOW you're going to be using that term for it...with an Aussie accent...aren't you????
Now see what you've started, Earnest???? I'm off to the Dunny....honey!
Thunder-box? Oh yeah...."Women glow and men thunder"...cool!
We American men too...I think it's a Throne Complex.
Folder here!
A manly fold...bulging biceps....I slam that shit paper like Chuck Norris! Yeah...hwaaaaaah!
Hey...I beat up a guy twice my size once....smashed up his damn wheel chair too!
I need to print that out and hang it in our bathroom...as a warning about over-use, lol...
28 sheets is not over use....a squeaky clean butt is a must for today's man.
I just tear a page of the book I'm reading...like Charles Dickens.
It turned into Char Dick.
Did you check the Dunny Bog?
ok, now I'm through with the subject!Who counts?? Good grief!
LOVE the sandpaper roll photo! ROFLMAO! Reminds me of an old joke:
Young kid is hired at a hardware store. His first customer is a woman looking to buy TP. The kid tells her, "I'm sorry, but we don't carry TP."
The boss overhears, and scolds the kid, "Never let a customer walk out without buying something. Tell them it's better!
Next day, another woman comes in looking for TP. The kid starts out, "We don't have TP," then recalls his employer's scolding, and hurries to add, "but we have sandpaper, and it's much better!"
Also love the naughty kitty--this is where, yes, it DOES make a difference which way the TP unrolls! We have 4 cats. The paper had bloody well better roll off the bottom, against the wall, or we'll have just such a mess as depicted in the animation!
TP coming off the top of the roll and waving in the breeze is just a bit too tempting for cats!I have a big-o bum, so I use alot of TP!
- ralwusposted 12 years ago0
[For the record...] I use maybe a foot and a half worth of TP, randomly scrunched or folded. I wash my hands after, of course.
btw, I've never understood why some people spend so long sitting on the throne. Why not wait until it's becoming inevitable? Let nature takes its course. Also, it's not good to force the issue...this is what causes hemmorhoids you know
Eat your fibre, and drink that water, boys and girls
Ahhhhh that's better
