This will probably work better in a demonstration, but since you all are on the other side of my computer I will do my best to describe. I hope my words will give a good description.
1 sheet - folded in quarters tear off center point, very small 1/2 inch, tuck this in between teeth do not get drool on it!! Open quarter sheet, stick middle finger through hole, to base of hand. Use finger to wipe messy behind. Very carefully fold square of TP up toward tip of finger, using other hand grasp this and pull up taking care to get all of the goo. With pointed tip of reserved paper, clean under the fingernail. Viola!!! You have been able to get away with using 1 square! Saving plenty of money I am sure!
seriously. I had a roommate once who used to wrap the tp around her hand 4 times every time she used it - not just for #2 but EVERY TIME! I made her buy the tp when I found that out. Don't ask how I found that out. yes, we were JUST ROOMMATES!
Ah yes! The dunny! As an Aussie male I can relate to this. A place to get inspiration, a holy place, sanctuary from the dishes, the children's screams, the wife's nagging about petty stuff like changing yer undies twice in the same year, stuff like that!
LOVE the sandpaper roll photo! ROFLMAO! Reminds me of an old joke:
Young kid is hired at a hardware store. His first customer is a woman looking to buy TP. The kid tells her, "I'm sorry, but we don't carry TP." The boss overhears, and scolds the kid, "Never let a customer walk out without buying something. Tell them it's better! Next day, another woman comes in looking for TP. The kid starts out, "We don't have TP," then recalls his employer's scolding, and hurries to add, "but we have sandpaper, and it's much better!"
Also love the naughty kitty--this is where, yes, it DOES make a difference which way the TP unrolls! We have 4 cats. The paper had bloody well better roll off the bottom, against the wall, or we'll have just such a mess as depicted in the animation! TP coming off the top of the roll and waving in the breeze is just a bit too tempting for cats!
Attention! All you who are flushing book pages down the toilet -STOP - you will plug your drains and if you have a septic tank you will clog the tank. Don't be so cheep. Spend a little less on your cell phone and more on good tp! That's my advice. anyway. Yeh, careful with the book pages!
[For the record...] I use maybe a foot and a half worth of TP, randomly scrunched or folded. I wash my hands after, of course.
btw, I've never understood why some people spend so long sitting on the throne. Why not wait until it's becoming inevitable? Let nature takes its course. Also, it's not good to force the issue...this is what causes hemmorhoids you know
Eat your fibre, and drink that water, boys and girls