Greek One's Having a Baby!

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  1. lrohner profile image81
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    What do you say we all start on pool on what that baby's first words will be?

    And CONGRATULATIONS Greek One!

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image89
      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      congratulations! sheers.  as your favorite cartoon character, elmer fudd would probably say:

      "be very very quiet.  I'm havin a baby. hahahahaha!"

  2. profile image0
    Brenda Durhamposted 8 years ago

    Congratulations Greek!

    No I don't even wanna venture a guess, much less a bet, on the first words.....

  3. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Greek One is having a baby?
    When?
    I can only guess that the linguistic genius will be duly passed on.

    How about we suggest names for the little tot(do they know if it's a Greek One or a Greek Two yet?)

    1. lrohner profile image81
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm pretty sure he said next week!

  4. lrohner profile image81
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    LOL! I can just see it... Lots of babies' first word is "mama." I'll bet Greek's baby will say "yo mama." smile

  5. Daniel Carter profile image72
    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    LOL, no, more like Greek Too.

  6. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    I've been practicing the whole breastfeeding thing... and it's REALLY painful not only on my nipples, but my neck as well

    sad

  7. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1642713_f520.jpg

  8. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/images/Death01.jpg

  9. Shadesbreath profile image85
    Shadesbreathposted 8 years ago

    As if Greek One has ever seen a woman naked, much less got to touch her.


    (grats smile )

  10. lrohner profile image81
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    Greek's baby six months from now...

    http://i55.tinypic.com/2eoxxci.jpg

  11. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    Thank you fellow Hubbers for your well wishes...

    My first born son is due to be born next Wednesday at around 9:00 am.

    By 2:00 pm, I will have him working on Search Engine Optimization and keyword searched.

    Even at his young age, I don't think he will have any problems equaling his Dad's Adsense earnings

    1. lrohner profile image81
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why wait so long? What's the hold up? smile

    2. saleheensblog profile image62
      saleheensblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      what will you do from 9am to 2pm?

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        start to work on the second one... I'm sure Mrs Greek One will be in the mood by then smile

        1. lrohner profile image81
          lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Undoubtedly. But are you sure you will be? smile

          http://i53.tinypic.com/2j5bf55.jpg

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            that's usually the look i get AFTER I make love

            1. lrohner profile image81
              lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              And yet you still managed to get her preggers! smile

              1. Greek One profile image74
                Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                it was a windy day

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol  I know you said first born son, but is it your first baby too?

          Honestly, it was a good six weeks before my husband was able to look at me the same.....

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            who knows?? tongue

  12. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k309/edwin1971/funny_baby_pictures_12.jpg

    I've got him researching as we speak-and grown, to boot! smile

  13. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Congratulations Greek One! smile big_smile

    1. saleheensblog profile image62
      saleheensblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      tongue

  14. BRIAN SLATER profile image86
    BRIAN SLATERposted 8 years ago

    congratulations Greek one..what about the name???

    1. saleheensblog profile image62
      saleheensblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Greek 0.1 lol

    2. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I was thinking about naming him "Hubpagey"

  15. Jim Hunter profile image60
    Jim Hunterposted 8 years ago

    "Greek One's Having a Baby!"

    Man thats gonna hurt.

    Congratulations.

  16. LaMamaLoli profile image59
    LaMamaLoliposted 8 years ago

    Congratulations!

  17. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    http://www.minervaclassics.com/AthBirth.jpg

    Luckily, it will be exiting from the hardest part of GO's body big_smile

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    Home Girlposted 8 years ago

    I wish you the best. Life will never be the same for you.

  19. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Does Mrs. Greek One know the term "Napasto dialo?"

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      all too well tongue

  20. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Well, I'm so happy you can have a baby this late in life!  And now we will understand you major preoccupations with all things procreation - or not!  anyhow - congratulations, here's hoping the child looks like her!

    napasto dialo? I'm not familiar with that term and it won't translate -

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you..

      Na Pas Sto... roughly speaking means "Go To The"

      and "Dialo" mean devil

      smile

  21. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Being a man of few (but impressively powerful) words, you may find yourself surprisingly tongue-tied during delivery.
    Here are the magic 5 words that will endear your wife to you for eternity:
    "Give Her the Epidural NOW!"

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      she asked for that during the conception wink

  22. Richard Craig profile image75
    Richard Craigposted 8 years ago

    Congratulations Greek One!!  Have you been practicing the art of nappy changing?

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I've been soiling myself just for that reason!

  23. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 8 years ago

    FELICIDADES GRIEGO!!! You'll be an amazing dad!!!! smile

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      falacio Greg?

      I never even met Greg!

      1. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I hope he takes after you (in sense of humor)

        1. Greek One profile image74
          Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          i hope 'he' has my private parts (but a little bit bigger)

          1. profile image0
            klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Poor Kid!!! You are going to cause him so much embarrassment wherever you take him! MY GOD!!!! roll

            1. Greek One profile image74
              Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              it will toughen him for the world outside

              1. profile image0
                klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Oh LORD!!! roll

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            Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Don't worry, they will look enormous whilst the little fellow is still a baby.  Only you Greek one would make such a statement, but every father I have ever come across is proud of the apparent size of their son's gonads. LOL

            1. Greek One profile image74
              Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              the family jewels need to be passed on

            2. lorlie6 profile image82
              lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Kathryn's right-my son's nether-regions were as big as his head!  No sh*t! smile

              1. lrohner profile image81
                lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                And my son's were, well, I don't want to humiliate him, but they weren't as big as his head. smile

  24. Jane@CM profile image58
    Jane@CMposted 8 years ago

    Congrats!  Boys are wonderful!  Word to the Greek, when changing a boy's diaper be prepared smile  They like to aim at the face lol

 
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