The little old lady likes...

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  1. WryLilt profile image91
    WryLiltposted 7 years ago

    There's a little old lady with very peculiar tastes.

    She likes coffee, but doesn't like tea.

    She likes beer but she doesn't like wine.

    She likes apples but she doesn't like pears.



    If you can figure out what she likes and doesn't like, post below. smile

    1. sofs profile image80
      sofsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She likes veggies but doesn't like meat,
      She likes corn but no chocolates for her,
      she likes gardens for apartments she doesn't care,
      She likes cakes though she doesn't like to bake

      1. WryLilt profile image91
        WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        She likes veggies, but she doesn't like meat, corn, chocolate, gardens for apartments or cake or baking...

  2. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

    she likes to be hard but not be extreme

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She doesn't like to be hard OR extreme.

      1. YU_First 1 profile image58
        YU_First 1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        she likes to be soft but is not a sissy

        1. WryLilt profile image91
          WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          She likes to be a sissy but she doesn't like to be soft

  3. Lisa HW profile image70
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    She likes things that have two of the same letter in a row?

    She likes things with a "c" in them, as long as there's only one "c".

    She likes things with a "g" in them?

    Not things with a "b", "t",  or "m" in them?

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well you can take a guess. And if you figure it out you can join in. smile

      1. Lisa HW profile image70
        Lisa HWposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I thought it was a riddle.  Maybe I don't really know how it's supposed to work..  Sorry.   hmm

        1. WryLilt profile image91
          WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Haha that's ok. She likes riddles. smile

  4. Pcunix profile image91
    Pcunixposted 7 years ago

    She likes her son Bill, but doesn't like his friend Anthony

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Correct.

  5. EmpressFelicity profile image71
    EmpressFelicityposted 7 years ago

    She likes cabbage and leeks, but not beans

    1. YU_First 1 profile image58
      YU_First 1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She likes her own direction and does not like being employed

    2. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That's right, Empress.

      She doesn't like either, YU_First1

  6. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    she likes sex but she doesn't like it soft

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She doesn't like sex or like it soft.

      She likes being slutty but doesn't like being a tramp!

      1. Pcunix profile image91
        Pcunixposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        No, that's not true.  That's a different old lady.

  7. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    She likes toffee, but doesn't like caramel

  8. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    She likes cookies, but not cakes

  9. lrohner profile image82
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    She likes hell but not heaven. smile

  10. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    she likes Betty, but she's sick of Shirley!

  11. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    she likes the passion, doesn't like the romance!

  12. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    she likes sweet, but doesn't like sour

    1. YU_First 1 profile image58
      YU_First 1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      she doesn't like sweet but likes tasty

  13. Ohma profile image73
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    she likes walls with no pictures

  14. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    and wallpaper not paint

  15. Ohma profile image73
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    and windows without curtains

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She doesn't like windows OR curtains

  16. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    Not windows, I think, but doors are good.

  17. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    and floors but not ceilings

  18. Aficionada profile image85
    Aficionadaposted 7 years ago

    She likes riddles and puzzles but not conundrums; she likes good but not bad, correct but not right, ill but not sick, and feet but not legs.

  19. lrohner profile image82
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    She's also partial to cheese but not wine, unless the wine's grapes were from a chardonnay vine.

  20. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

    she likes me and doesn't like who [on it] disagree.

  21. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    She adores her grandchildren
    She showers them with gifts
    She dotes on her grandchildren
    My, she's a loving grandmother

  22. schoolgirlforreal profile image82
    schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years ago

    She wears a soul old puss, But she likes lemons

  23. schoolgirlforreal profile image82
    schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years ago

    she likes blue cheese but not brie cheese
    she likes olives but not kiwis
    she likes bread but not butter

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She likes butter but she doesn't like olives, kiwis or bread

  24. Ivorwen profile image72
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    She likes to be pulled, but not pushed.
    She likes jelly, but not jam.
    She likes butter, but not bread.
    She likes moose, but not elk.
    She like speeding, but she hates to go fast.

  25. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    She likes to go to sleep, but she hates to go to bed

    1. YU_First 1 profile image58
      YU_First 1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      she likes breakfast in bed but hates making the morning tea

  26. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    She likes eating a hearty meal, but not cooking it
    She prefers the hot water tap because she's left-handed
    (and it's warmer)

    1. Spacey Gracey profile image35
      Spacey Graceyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She likes cooking, but not eating

  27. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    but she does like cheese

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And Brussels sprouts!

  28. Ohma profile image73
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    She also likes cabbage and corn beef.

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ...and blueberries!

  29. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    and grapes, but only seedless-grapes

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I just emailed you. smile

      She likes letters but not emails...

    2. YU_First 1 profile image58
      YU_First 1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      she likes receiving the letter gut never writes any

  30. profile image0
    ryankettposted 7 years ago

    She likes a bit of football, but isn't so keen on Cricket.

  31. Ohma profile image73
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    Baseball, basketball, and soccer  are okay
    but she really really really can not stand croquet.

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She likes anything written, but she doesn't like poetry lol

  32. Susana S profile image97
    Susana Sposted 7 years ago

    She likes a good poo but not a huge dump.

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahahahahaha!

  33. lrohner profile image82
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    She'll drive a Jeep, but wouldn't be caught dead in a Mercedes.

  34. Spacey Gracey profile image35
    Spacey Graceyposted 7 years ago

    But if she was caught dead in a Mercedes it would be Ok to transfer her to a coffin.

    1. Ohma profile image73
      Ohmaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You cold not put the coffin in the ground though
      I think she would prefer a tree.

      1. Spacey Gracey profile image35
        Spacey Graceyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Beech Tree smile

        1. Ohma profile image73
          Ohmaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          trees but not flowers
          and grass but not ground
          she likes weeds and seeds,
          and wears boots in the creek.

  35. lrohner profile image82
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    She likes taffy and lollipops and anything sweet,
    She doesn't like string beans or gravy on meat.

    1. WryLilt profile image91
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      She doesn't like sewing but she loves knitting.

 
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