Hilarious Amazon Sales!

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   ryankettposted 13 years ago

   Some may recall me saying that I had sold a MASSIVE vibrator before.
   
   I just checked my Amazon and sold a Fleshlight Stamina Training Male Masturbator and a 36 count packet of condoms, an 'erection pump', and some 'nipple suckers'.
   
   How on earth do I attract this crowd? I may start a wordpress powered niche selling this stuff if it is so popular!

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      Mikeydoesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I totally would do that, but I'm afraid my friends or family might see and get upset. lol.

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   ryankettposted 13 years ago

   Lol, not so hilarious afterall

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   Shadesbreathposted 13 years ago

   Well, you got to sell what you know, you know?
   
   

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I have experience of Condoms out of that list, and that is as far as my experience with these types of products go!
      
      Would a hubpage selling Condoms be deemed acceptable? I would happily attempt to sell condoms.

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      Lily Roseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      

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   ns1209posted 13 years ago

   What have you been writing about!
   
   It is a shame you can't tell what hub it is from - UNLESS it is one of your referrals hubs!

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   frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

   I tend not to hunt through the sold list. No real reason, it's just a list. I'm off to have a nosy. Curious now.
   
   Are you sure you haven't you know - pointed folks in the right direction Ryan? That's a lot of hubs in your portfolio and I wouldn't know if any one of them had 'self loving' tools on display

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   There must be something about you or your writing that is getting them excited Ryan?  But a product sale is a product sales - hope you got a good percentage.
   
   The weirdest thing I have seen on my Amazon account is cockroach bait - maybe vermin extermination would be a good topic to write about?

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   anime_nanetposted 13 years ago

   Gratz you seem to be an masturbator expert!

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Nope that would be you. I think you have made it quite obvious to all concerned that you are the biggest Wanker on hubpages.
      
      Enjoy your fleshlight.

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         anime_nanetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Wow you seem to be reading all forum posts just like me! ahahah
         
         That's why you're so rilled up

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   LSKingposted 13 years ago

   hehehehe.... I sold a domination book through one of my articles lol..... I went and bought a copy as well lol

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   Cordaleposted 13 years ago

   I think Ryan only made this topic to attract the ladies

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    thisisoliposted 13 years ago

    I sold a love swing this month, some girl got lucky

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    ryankettposted 13 years ago

    I got $4 of commissions for the Fleshlight!
    
    Love the way that it was in the 'Health & Personal Care' category
    
    With all the adult stuff on Amazon, you would have thought that they'd give it a category all on its own!

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    Bill Manningposted 13 years ago

    I had no idea Amazon sells adult products. I am an affiliate of Eden Fantasy and a lot of other adult programs on my,, uh,,, other sites.
    
    But I did not know Amazon sells that stuff. I'll have to dig deeper and see what they have I could use on my other sites, thanks.

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       ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       They sell all sorts of toys, lube, condoms, and I believe they even sell dvd's which could just about be classed as 'hardcore', but i very much doubt that they sell dvd's which could perhaps be classed as 'extreme'. Seeing as 'extreme' is perhaps the norm these days, their dvds are likely to be considered a little soft by seasoned adult entreprenuers such as yourself

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          ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I am seriously considering the possibility of that Fleshlight having been purchased by you Bill, with your reply being a form of heavy denial

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             Bill Manningposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Oh please, I graduated from those a long time ago!
             
             You have no idea what I sell on some of my other sites. In fact most people don't even know what the products are for or how to use them. 
             
             How else do you think I work full time from home.

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    ngurecoposted 13 years ago

    Purchases and use of these gadgets should never be portrayed as bad. Only 10 people out of every 100 hundred people are using condoms. In fact, we should do more social marketing campaigns to encourage more people to use these tools so that we can control diseases such as AIDS and unwanted pregnancies that continue to make the world poorer.

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       ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Just a few pointers...
       
       1) I never attempted to portray the sale of adult gadgets as bad, only 'hilarious'.
       2) I stated that I use condoms.
       3) None out of a fleshlight, nipple suckers, or an erection pump are going to prevent aids.
       4) Please ensure in future that you do not post the word 'aids' in any of my threads which contain the word 'hilarious' in the title. It is not necessary and precisely the reason why people don't bother coming on here again.
       5) Feel free to write hubs promoting fleshlights and erection pumps. Don't come back to me when your AdSense and Hubpages accounts gets banned though.
       
       Dude, lighten up.

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          thisisoliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          A fleshlight might help prevent the spread of aids :p

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I'm so glad to hear you are doing well!  And you have such a wonderful dog!  Do not look a gift horse in the mouth!

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       ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I love my dog, she is ace.
       
       She has me wrapped around her little paw though, Daddy is looking at designer dog coats for Xmas!

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    flread45posted 13 years ago

    You are going to get people in trouble with this forum post.
    
    Just what the cops like to check on,with people giving up their names makes it easy.

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       ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Please explain how this thread is going to get anybody in trouble?

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          flread45posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          By trying to sell explicit articles,that relate. to sexual desires.Google will show you real fast by closing your account

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             ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Nobody is trying to sell this stuff, and the cops have nothing to do with Google.
             
             Neither is this thread displaying Google Ads. So you point is mute.

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                WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Don't you mean 'the point is moot'?
                
                Or was the use of 'mute' another way of saying shut up?
                
                Anyway, since when is having sex or sexual desires illegal?

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                   ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   It wouldn't suprise me in some American states WryLilt!
                   
                   They may be liberal in New York, and in San Francisco, etc etc but they want to make blow jobs illegal in Texas for a start!

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                      thisisoliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Hah that aint ever going to happen

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             thisisoliposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             There is nothing illegal about selling sexual items on the internet, and google is not going to go and delete his adsense account because of a forum post, or chance sales made on Amazon.

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    BobbiRantposted 13 years ago

    Hey don't let people fool ya.  Everyone has a 'goodie' stash I don't care what They say.  LOL  I'll just have to visit your hub, no implications attached here.  LOL

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    Sounds like peeps have a few NSFW (Not Safe For Work) blogs out there

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    WryLiltposted 13 years ago

    Reminds me of a hub:
    
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Hubpages-Is-Crap
    
    

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       Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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          bgamallposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It beats selling gifts. I mean, the best hubbers are selling nose rings, fake crap, porto potties, and you name it.
          
          This has been an interesting hub. I am not sure that everyone has a stash of "toys", if that is what Bobbi meant. I means some people only have one.
          
          Now that I am on the subject, be advised that Google has videos that are pretty racy, from Youtube. Those are always ok with adsense unless there is an adult ban. When you are the dictator you can fudge the rules.   Just kidding.
          
          To be fair to Google I think it is more a question of enforcement than hypocrisy. They can actually control the you tube videos but it is harder to control all the content on a case by case basis.

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             bgamallposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Sorry, I meant "interesting thread".

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                WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                If you click on the MORE-> button, you can press 'edit'.

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                   bgamallposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Really. Thanks Wry.

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    BRIAN SLATERposted 13 years ago

    back on track again here- well done to you ryan - where there's a need there's a sale.

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    Never_Forgetposted 13 years ago

    I just checked out all the items I sold in September and for some reason sold some little set of "sensual" vibrator ring things. I guess I can assume that the sale came from a Hub and not an InfoBarrel...lol

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