Hilarious Amazon Sales!

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  1. profile image0
    ryankettposted 8 years ago

    Some may recall me saying that I had sold a MASSIVE vibrator before.

    I just checked my Amazon and sold a Fleshlight Stamina Training Male Masturbator and a 36 count packet of condoms, an 'erection pump', and some 'nipple suckers'.

    How on earth do I attract this crowd? I may start a wordpress powered niche selling this stuff if it is so popular!

    1. Mikeydoes profile image74
      Mikeydoesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I totally would do that, but I'm afraid my friends or family might see and get upset. lol.

  2. profile image0
    ryankettposted 8 years ago

    Lol, not so hilarious afterall smile

  3. Shadesbreath profile image82
    Shadesbreathposted 8 years ago

    Well, you got to sell what you know, you know?

    tongue

    1. profile image0
      ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have experience of Condoms out of that list, and that is as far as my experience with these types of products go!

      Would a hubpage selling Condoms be deemed acceptable? I would happily attempt to sell condoms.

    2. Lily Rose profile image87
      Lily Roseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol
      lol
      lol

  4. ns1209 profile image67
    ns1209posted 8 years ago

    What have you been writing about! smile

    It is a shame you can't tell what hub it is from - UNLESS it is one of your referrals hubs!

  5. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    I tend not to hunt through the sold list. No real reason, it's just a list. I'm off to have a nosy. Curious now.

    Are you sure you haven't you know - pointed folks in the right direction Ryan? That's a lot of hubs in your portfolio and I wouldn't know if any one of them had 'self loving' tools on display lol

  6. CMHypno profile image93
    CMHypnoposted 8 years ago

    There must be something about you or your writing that is getting them excited Ryan?  But a product sale is a product sales - hope you got a good percentage.

    The weirdest thing I have seen on my Amazon account is cockroach bait - maybe vermin extermination would be a good topic to write about?

  7. anime_nanet profile image61
    anime_nanetposted 8 years ago

    Gratz you seem to be an masturbator expert!

    1. profile image0
      ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nope that would be you. I think you have made it quite obvious to all concerned that you are the biggest Wanker on hubpages.

      Enjoy your fleshlight.

      1. anime_nanet profile image61
        anime_nanetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Wow you seem to be reading all forum posts just like me! ahahah

        That's why you're so rilled up

  8. LSKing profile image77
    LSKingposted 8 years ago

    hehehehe.... I sold a domination book through one of my articles lol..... I went and bought a copy as well lol

  9. Cordale profile image73
    Cordaleposted 8 years ago

    I think Ryan only made this topic to attract the ladies wink

  10. thisisoli profile image70
    thisisoliposted 8 years ago

    I sold a love swing this month, some girl got lucky tongue

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    ryankettposted 8 years ago

    I got $4 of commissions for the Fleshlight!

    Love the way that it was in the 'Health & Personal Care' category lol

    With all the adult stuff on Amazon, you would have thought that they'd give it a category all on its own!

  12. Bill Manning profile image72
    Bill Manningposted 8 years ago

    I had no idea Amazon sells adult products. I am an affiliate of Eden Fantasy and a lot of other adult programs on my,, uh,,, other sites. big_smile

    But I did not know Amazon sells that stuff. I'll have to dig deeper and see what they have I could use on my other sites, thanks. smile

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      ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      They sell all sorts of toys, lube, condoms, and I believe they even sell dvd's which could just about be classed as 'hardcore', but i very much doubt that they sell dvd's which could perhaps be classed as 'extreme'. Seeing as 'extreme' is perhaps the norm these days, their dvds are likely to be considered a little soft by seasoned adult entreprenuers such as yourself wink

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        ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I am seriously considering the possibility of that Fleshlight having been purchased by you Bill, with your reply being a form of heavy denial lol

        1. Bill Manning profile image72
          Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh please, I graduated from those a long time ago! smile

          You have no idea what I sell on some of my other sites. In fact most people don't even know what the products are for or how to use them.  lol

          How else do you think I work full time from home. wink

  13. ngureco profile image82
    ngurecoposted 8 years ago

    Purchases and use of these gadgets should never be portrayed as bad. Only 10 people out of every 100 hundred people are using condoms. In fact, we should do more social marketing campaigns to encourage more people to use these tools so that we can control diseases such as AIDS and unwanted pregnancies that continue to make the world poorer.

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      ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Just a few pointers...

      1) I never attempted to portray the sale of adult gadgets as bad, only 'hilarious'.
      2) I stated that I use condoms.
      3) None out of a fleshlight, nipple suckers, or an erection pump are going to prevent aids.
      4) Please ensure in future that you do not post the word 'aids' in any of my threads which contain the word 'hilarious' in the title. It is not necessary and precisely the reason why people don't bother coming on here again.
      5) Feel free to write hubs promoting fleshlights and erection pumps. Don't come back to me when your AdSense and Hubpages accounts gets banned though.

      Dude, lighten up.

      1. thisisoli profile image70
        thisisoliposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        A fleshlight might help prevent the spread of aids :p

  14. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    I'm so glad to hear you are doing well!  And you have such a wonderful dog!  Do not look a gift horse in the mouth!

    1. profile image0
      ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I love my dog, she is ace.

      She has me wrapped around her little paw though, Daddy is looking at designer dog coats for Xmas!

  15. flread45 profile image78
    flread45posted 8 years ago

    You are going to get people in trouble with this forum post.

    Just what the cops like to check on,with people giving up their names makes it easy.

    1. profile image0
      ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Please explain how this thread is going to get anybody in trouble?

      1. flread45 profile image78
        flread45posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        By trying to sell explicit articles,that relate. to sexual desires.Google will show you real fast by closing your account

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          ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Nobody is trying to sell this stuff, and the cops have nothing to do with Google.

          Neither is this thread displaying Google Ads. So you point is mute.

          1. WryLilt profile image90
            WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Don't you mean 'the point is moot'?

            Or was the use of 'mute' another way of saying shut up? lol

            Anyway, since when is having sex or sexual desires illegal?

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              ryankettposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              It wouldn't suprise me in some American states WryLilt!

              They may be liberal in New York, and in San Francisco, etc etc but they want to make blow jobs illegal in Texas for a start!

              1. thisisoli profile image70
                thisisoliposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Hah that aint ever going to happen tongue

        2. thisisoli profile image70
          thisisoliposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          There is nothing illegal about selling sexual items on the internet, and google is not going to go and delete his adsense account because of a forum post, or chance sales made on Amazon.

  16. BobbiRant profile image60
    BobbiRantposted 8 years ago

    Hey don't let people fool ya.  Everyone has a 'goodie' stash I don't care what They say.  LOL  I'll just have to visit your hub, no implications attached here.  LOL

  17. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 8 years ago

    Sounds like peeps have a few NSFW (Not Safe For Work) blogs out there big_smile lol

  18. WryLilt profile image90
    WryLiltposted 8 years ago
    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image79
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

      1. bgamall profile image83
        bgamallposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        It beats selling gifts. I mean, the best hubbers are selling nose rings, fake crap, porto potties, and you name it.

        This has been an interesting hub. I am not sure that everyone has a stash of "toys", if that is what Bobbi meant. I means some people only have one. smile

        Now that I am on the subject, be advised that Google has videos that are pretty racy, from Youtube. Those are always ok with adsense unless there is an adult ban. When you are the dictator you can fudge the rules. smile  Just kidding.

        To be fair to Google I think it is more a question of enforcement than hypocrisy. They can actually control the you tube videos but it is harder to control all the content on a case by case basis.

        1. bgamall profile image83
          bgamallposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry, I meant "interesting thread".

          1. WryLilt profile image90
            WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            If you click on the MORE-> button, you can press 'edit'. smile

            1. bgamall profile image83
              bgamallposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Really. Thanks Wry.

  19. BRIAN SLATER profile image88
    BRIAN SLATERposted 8 years ago

    back on track again here- well done to you ryan - where there's a need there's a sale.

  20. Never_Forget profile image58
    Never_Forgetposted 8 years ago

    I just checked out all the items I sold in September and for some reason sold some little set of "sensual" vibrator ring things. I guess I can assume that the sale came from a Hub and not an InfoBarrel...lol

 
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