Let's share some jokes!!
Here is one....
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And here's another one.....
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Ahhh you got me lol. Nice second joke too.
Three women were chatting about their love lives, all wanting to spice them up. There was a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife. They decided to buy identical hot black outfits, a sexy cape, underwear and a flirty face mask, then reconvene a week later to compare results.
A week later:
Girlfriend: my boyfriend came home, found me in the bedroom all dressed up. Ripped my clotes of and we made love all night. Great!
Mistress: My fella arranged to drop by. i was waiting with my outfit on. His eyes almost popped out. Let's just say we were up all night.
Wife: my husband came home. Saw me stood in my outfit and said 'what's for dinner batman?'
by Hurbermichael 6 years ago
My ex-girlfriend wants to have sex with me badly. She is in a relationship but she says she does not mind. I am temped to give in because she said she is not after a relationship but just a moment. I am confused.
by Andria 9 years ago
Three women friends - a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife - were talking. They all agreed that their sex lives needed spicing up. So they devised an experiment. They all bought identical outfits - sexy black underwear, a flowing black cape and a black mask - they wanted to create allure ... and see...
by \Brenda Scully 8 years ago
Have not been on forums for a while, because i have been working a lot...... this week was surprised at the intensity of people on here..... so let us have a laugh, let's get to know each other a little better, and if we get some freakish comments just ignore them they will go to another forum to...
by lovelife08 6 years ago
What can it mean when he says he wants relaxation time for himself?He works all the time, so he is tired all the time. He never gets to see his long distance girlfriend. At the first opportunity he gets to see her, he does not take it, and tells her to stay home, because he is tired and...
by Mikelin 8 years ago
Why is it bad luck? I've never heard of that before!!If I was your girlfriend, I'd be delighted to receive a gift of a watch (especially as the dog ate my last one).
by NickB 5 years ago
I am a workaholic but my girlfriend wants me to spend more time with her. What do I do?I run my own business and If I do not work a lot I won't make money. This leaves me with very little time to spend with my girlfriend. My girlfriend constantly asks for me to spend more time with her and it puts...
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