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Women talk

  1. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    Three women friends - a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife - were talking. They all agreed that their sex lives needed spicing up. So they devised an experiment.

    They all bought identical outfits - sexy black underwear, a flowing black cape and a black mask - they wanted to create allure ... and see what affect the outfits had on their partners.

    The following week they met to compare results.

    The girlfriend: "ohhhhh it worked wonderfully! My boyfriend came home, took one look then grabbed me and carried me straight to bed where we made love - all night long! Heaven!!!"

    The mistress: "yes! Almost the same as me! My lover walked through the door, took one look and ravished me over and over again! It was the best sex I've ever had!!!"

    The wife: "my husband arrived home from work, looked over at me and said 'what's for dinner Batman?'"

    1. JamaGenee profile image83
      JamaGeneeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe because he was worn out from visiting the Mistress????  cool

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    brilliant and probably true!!!!!!!!

  3. MotherHubber profile image59
    MotherHubberposted 8 years ago

    Hee hee - that's exactly how it would go down in our house!

  4. Patty Inglish, MS profile image92
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    lol - poor batman.

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    LAmatadoraposted 8 years ago

    Ha ha ha that was sooooo funny!!! I feel for the poor wife!!!

  6. sassychic profile image57
    sassychicposted 8 years ago

    I liked this one! This was perfect! Nice! Poor Wife tho. She should have said something.

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      LAmatadoraposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If my hubby said that to me...my answer would be "ME, that's whats for dinner!"

      1. sassychic profile image57
        sassychicposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        nice! sssss. ....Purrrr!!!!

  7. punkfairy53 profile image57
    punkfairy53posted 8 years ago

    this was a cute joke.....

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  8. Adrianna's Pages profile image57
    Adrianna's Pagesposted 8 years ago

    Seems preety normal to me...that's what happens in a long-term relationship...

    Still enjoyed the quality of the joke and the punchline is priceless!

  9. rmshdc profile image61
    rmshdcposted 8 years ago

    good one...

  10. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    Guys ... big_smile

  11. Gordon Hamilton profile image96
    Gordon Hamiltonposted 8 years ago

    When I first read the title of this post, I thought, "Yes - they certainly do!" smile

    Liked the joke, though!

  12. Pete Maida profile image60
    Pete Maidaposted 8 years ago

    I've been married 19 years and I can assure you dinner would not be on my mind.