I need to spank somebody

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    Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years ago

    I just bought my new whip and I'm dying to test it..

    Any takers? tongue

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    1. tony0724 profile image60
      tony0724posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I have been naughty.

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        Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        well then I'd be happy to teach you a lesson (or two) wink

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        1. tony0724 profile image60
          tony0724posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          willing student

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    2. Greek One profile image70
      Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      the last time I said "yes' to that kind of request I received 10 lashes across my face....


      so yes.. yes, I'm in

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        And it hurt me just the same to have to lash you that way, ok?
        http://s1.hubimg.com/u/3819064_f248.jpg

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        1. Greek One profile image70
          Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          then why were you crying tears of laughter??

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3166363.gif

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  2. Ohma profile image68
    Ohmaposted 9 years ago

    You are seriously on the wrong site!
    This is not appropriate. Many of your comments in other threads have been similarly inappropriate. This is not sex chat.

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    1. Cagsil profile image76
      Cagsilposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol You're too funny. However, I wouldn't put it passed anyone. I'm not interested, but someone might. I know of at least one Hubber who might be interested, but I'm not about to mention.

      You're too serious Ohma. Chill. lol It's in the hubber's hangout, so it won't be anywhere on people's hubs. And, since when has sex been inappropriate to talk about? It's done all the time on here.

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      1. Ohma profile image68
        Ohmaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Dear heart there is a huge difference between innuendo and this!

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        Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        cags, you've just made my day, thank you wink

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  3. blondepoet profile image63
    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    I reckon you should spank my neighbor Hugh Jass, seriously, he still reckons his teeth dropped out in my home made rock cakes

    http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s65/bobbieandshawn/forcassie3.jpg

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      he looks like he need a sponge bath nurse and am sorry to say...

      THAT'S YOUR JOB!!! lol lol big_smile

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      1. blondepoet profile image63
        blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        oOOOOOO yes I reckon I spanked him so hard his teeth went flying......he just can't remember....he was watching football at the time and the magpies were scoring a winning field goal lol

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          Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          bloody hell he must have really been THAT bad to lose his teeth on spank session lol

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        2. Misha profile image66
          Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You are brutal, Deb yikes

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          1. blondepoet profile image63
            blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Oh yes Mish you tell me that every-time I tie you to the closet with bubble wrap...

            http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz247/Groken-is-Bored/summer2008019.jpg

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            1. Misha profile image66
              Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              I think I recon... not sure though... all is fuzzy, since you hit me in the head with this hammer, ya know...

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                Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                poor mish.. I'm not that cruel.. I'd handle with you care wink

                Although if you piss the nurse off, you're bound to be tortured..

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                1. Misha profile image66
                  Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  oh yeah, that I recon... she peeing all over my head... she said it should help to cure the wound, ya know wink

                  may be I should move to florida?

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                    Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    Yes Florida is the land of the spankers! and we treat our victims with tender loving care wink

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                  2. blondepoet profile image63
                    blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    It never worked though as you had that darn umbrella up...sad
                    A technique taught to me by Rayne Drop in the jungles of Africa.

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                2. blondepoet profile image63
                  blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Mmmmm now what would give you guys that impression

                  http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx260/ausblonde/SEXY%20IMAGE/-Sexy%20Image%20Woman/WomanSexy-WhipIt.jpg

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  4. blondepoet profile image63
    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    She may just be looking for horse owners....Jasmine may be a jockey looking for a stud or too, to test her racing performance....see its not rude of her..

    http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n173/kylee_sue/funny-1.gif

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you nurse, am glad somebody sees the good in me wink

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  5. Ohma profile image68
    Ohmaposted 9 years ago

    I am certain you are exactly right BP

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    1. blondepoet profile image63
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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  6. Bill Manning profile image67
    Bill Manningposted 9 years ago

    Ooooh a whip! What kind, riding whip or bullwhip? Wide leather end or the narrow kind? My mistress has them all,,,,, big_smile

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I got 'em all too.. from nice soft whips to extremely brutal whips... all come with a dose of whip cream tongue

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      1. Bill Manning profile image67
        Bill Manningposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Sounds like you know your whips and your topping, LOL! wink

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          Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          hell yeah I do... I invented spanking!

          Now stop talking, bend over so I punish you for being a smartass!! tongue tongue

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    LSKingposted 9 years ago

    Now this is a Friday night thread ! lol!....

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      you tell 'em girl!! wink

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    2. Cagsil profile image76
      Cagsilposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

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  8. Stevennix2001 profile image89
    Stevennix2001posted 9 years ago

    lollol oh there are so many jokes i could make right now...tongue

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    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image78
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Im already on joke 347 lol

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  9. Misha profile image66
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    There is no pic, Deb yikes You are teasing me again OOOOOOOO yikes

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    1. blondepoet profile image63
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      A preliminary to pave the way for mine, all will be revealed in a few days ROFL.
      Now back to the disciplining................

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  10. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    lol  lol  lol       You are bad!   All of you....   lol

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    klarawieckposted 9 years ago

    I got the perfect candidate!!! His name is RALWUS!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    Isn't spanking like so 2006?

    lol

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      klarawieckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You're right! It's too modern for Ralwus! He still wears a bandana! We need to modify the foreplay to make it more 60's.

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      1. Greek One profile image70
        Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        you mean hit his testicles with a lava lamp?

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          klarawieckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Depending on his medication, he might or might not notice such foreplay.

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