I need to spank somebody

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   Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years ago

   I just bought my new whip and I'm dying to test it..
   
   Any takers?

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      tony0724posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I have been naughty.

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         Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         well then I'd be happy to teach you a lesson (or two)

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            tony0724posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            willing student

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      Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      the last time I said "yes' to that kind of request I received 10 lashes across my face....
      
      
      so yes.. yes, I'm in

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         And it hurt me just the same to have to lash you that way, ok?
         

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            Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            then why were you crying tears of laughter??

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Ohmaposted 15 years ago

   You are seriously on the wrong site!
   This is not appropriate. Many of your comments in other threads have been similarly inappropriate. This is not sex chat.

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      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You're too funny. However, I wouldn't put it passed anyone. I'm not interested, but someone might. I know of at least one Hubber who might be interested, but I'm not about to mention.
      
      You're too serious Ohma. Chill. It's in the hubber's hangout, so it won't be anywhere on people's hubs. And, since when has sex been inappropriate to talk about? It's done all the time on here.

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         Ohmaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Dear heart there is a huge difference between innuendo and this!

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         Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         cags, you've just made my day, thank you

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   I reckon you should spank my neighbor Hugh Jass, seriously, he still reckons his teeth dropped out in my home made rock cakes
   
   

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      he looks like he need a sponge bath nurse and am sorry to say...
      
      THAT'S YOUR JOB!!!

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         oOOOOOO yes I reckon I spanked him so hard his teeth went flying......he just can't remember....he was watching football at the time and the magpies were scoring a winning field goal lol

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            Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            bloody hell he must have really been THAT bad to lose his teeth on spank session

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            Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            You are brutal, Deb

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               blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Oh yes Mish you tell me that every-time I tie you to the closet with bubble wrap...
               
               

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                  Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  I think I recon... not sure though... all is fuzzy, since you hit me in the head with this hammer, ya know...

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                     Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     poor mish.. I'm not that cruel.. I'd handle with you care
                     
                     Although if you piss the nurse off, you're bound to be tortured..

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                        Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        oh yeah, that I recon... she peeing all over my head... she said it should help to cure the wound, ya know
                        
                        may be I should move to florida?

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                           Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                           Yes Florida is the land of the spankers! and we treat our victims with tender loving care

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                              Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                              I will ask Bill to testify

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                           blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                           It never worked though as you had that darn umbrella up...
                           A technique taught to me by Rayne Drop in the jungles of Africa.

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                        blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        Mmmmm now what would give you guys that impression
                        
                        

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   She may just be looking for horse owners....Jasmine may be a jockey looking for a stud or too, to test her racing performance....see its not rude of her..
   
   

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you nurse, am glad somebody sees the good in me

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   Ohmaposted 15 years ago

   I am certain you are exactly right BP

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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   Bill Manningposted 15 years ago

   Ooooh a whip! What kind, riding whip or bullwhip? Wide leather end or the narrow kind? My mistress has them all,,,,,

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I got 'em all too.. from nice soft whips to extremely brutal whips... all come with a dose of whip cream

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         Bill Manningposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Sounds like you know your whips and your topping, LOL!

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            Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            hell yeah I do... I invented spanking!
            
            Now stop talking, bend over so I punish you for being a smartass!!

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   LSKingposted 15 years ago

   Now this is a Friday night thread ! lol!....

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you tell 'em girl!!

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      Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

   oh there are so many jokes i could make right now...

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      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Im already on joke 347 lol

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   Mishaposted 15 years ago

   There is no pic, Deb You are teasing me again OOOOOOOO

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      A preliminary to pave the way for mine, all will be revealed in a few days ROFL.
      Now back to the disciplining................

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    Denise Handlonposted 15 years ago

               You are bad!   All of you....   

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    klarawieckposted 15 years ago

    I got the perfect candidate!!! His name is RALWUS!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Isn't spanking like so 2006?
    
    

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       klarawieckposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You're right! It's too modern for Ralwus! He still wears a bandana! We need to modify the foreplay to make it more 60's.

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          Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          you mean hit his testicles with a lava lamp?

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             klarawieckposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Depending on his medication, he might or might not notice such foreplay.

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