Funniest Word Ever!!!

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   rhtrulesposted 14 years ago

   Ok
   Lets start with the funniest word or sentence you have ever deal with.
   You can post as many times as you can
   The funniest word from my side is-
   YoYo

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   rhtrulesposted 14 years ago

   Well where are you all the people???
   Come and participate dudes...

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   saleheensblogposted 14 years ago

   the funniest word should be funniest

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      rhtrulesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for reply buddy

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   Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

   I know a lot of little kids find the words, "nincompoop" and "knucklehead" hilarious.  I suppose I can see that.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hahahhaaaa I suppose Im immature...those make me laugh too. Or wingnut, Nimrod, I also think dribble is pretty funny.

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         Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         My neighbor has a cat named Nimrod -- which is actually a Biblical name for a mighty hunter. He (the cat, not the neighbor) is a good gopher catcher.
         
         When I think of the word 'sport' I think of a big drip of water falling into a full sink.-- kind of the opposite of dribble.

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   saleheensblogposted 14 years ago

   hattimatimtim

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   egg head!

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   Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

   I once called someone an ignoramus, and the person I was with went into a fit of laughter - so maybe that's a funny word?
   
   Bloviate is kind of funny (maybe)..

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   SognoPiccoloposted 14 years ago

   I once made my sister so mad she went to ask why I had such an attitude and she managed to say ah-key-tude instead... didn't make a whole lot of sense but it was funny to laugh at her for it.... I know a few other words that are hilarious but are not PG. lol

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      mixed up words are funny to, ex. muddy boots=buddy moots. Well, I have to be very caerful when saying "pop corn". Not PG I guess, but pretty funny anyway.

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   When they were young lads, my brothers used to refer to diarrhea as "sploopy pops".  Much more descriptive, I think.
   Sorry if you were having a nice cup of tea or something just then.
   
   Spoonerisms can be fun, as DoorMattnomore suggested.  How about 'cunning stunts'?  Oh, right...it's a family show, I forgot.

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    SandyMcCollumposted 14 years ago

    I always thought the word, "word" was funny sounding.

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    rhtrulesposted 14 years ago

    The word-'Hulalala' also sounds amazingly fuuny :0

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    thirdmilleniumposted 14 years ago

    The 100 Funniest Words in English ( lifted from a website by an expert pliagriser)
    
    
    Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material.
    Absquatulate To leave or abscond with something.
    Allegator Some who alleges.
    Anencephalous Lacking a brain.
    Argle-bargle A loud row or quarrel.
    Batrachomyomachy Making a mountain out of a molehill.
    Billingsgate Loud, raucous profanity.
    Bloviate To speak pompously or brag.
    Blunderbuss A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.
    Borborygm A rumbling of the stomach.
    Boustrophedon A back and forth pattern.
    Bowyang A strap that holds the pants legs in place.
    Brouhaha An uproar.
    Bumbershoot An umbrella.
    Callipygian Having an attractive rear end or nice buns.
    Canoodle To hug and kiss.
    Cantankerous Testy, grumpy.
    Catercornered Diagonal(ly).
    Cockalorum A small, haughty man.
    Cockamamie Absurd, outlandish.
    Codswallop Nonsense, balderdash.
    Collop A slice of meat or fold of flab.
    Collywobbles Butterflies in the stomach.
    Comeuppance Just reward, just deserts.
    Crapulence Discomfort from eating or drinking too much.
    Crudivore An eater of raw food.
    Discombobulate To confuse.
    Donnybrook An melee, a riot.
    Doozy Something really great.
    Dudgeon A bad mood, a huff.
    Ecdysiast An exotic dancer, a stripper.
    Eructation A burp, belch.
    Fard Face-paint, makeup.
    Fartlek An athletic training regime.
    Fatuous Unconsciously foolish.
    Filibuster Refusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.
    Firkin A quarter barrel or small cask.
    Flibbertigibbet Nonsense, balderdash.
    Flummox To exasperate.
    Folderol Nonsense.
    Formication The sense of ants crawling on your skin.
    Fuddy-duddy An old-fashioned, mild-mannered person.
    Furbelow A fringe or ruffle.
    Furphy A portable water-container.
    Gaberlunzie A wandering beggar.
    Gardyloo! A warning shouted before throwing water from above.
    Gastromancy Telling fortune from the rumblings of the stomach.
    Gazump To buy something already promised to someone else.
    Gobbledygook Nonsense, balderdash.
    Gobemouche A highly gullible person.
    Godwottery Nonsense, balderdash.
    Gongoozle To stare at, kibitz.
    Gonzo Far-out journalism.
    Goombah An older friend who protects you.
    Hemidemisemiquaver A musical timing of 1/64.
    Hobbledehoy An awkward or ill-mannered young boy.
    Hocus-pocus Deceitful sleight of hand.
    Hoosegow A jail or prison.
    Hootenanny A country or folk music get-together.
    Jackanapes A rapscallion, hooligan.
    Kerfuffle Nonsense, balderdash.
    Klutz An awkward, stupid person.
    La-di-da An interjection indicating that something is pretentious.
    Lagopodous Like a rabbit's foot.
    Lickety-split As fast as possible.
    Lickspittle A servile person, a toady.
    Logorrhea Loquaciousness, talkativeness.
    Lollygag To move slowly, fall behind.
    Malarkey Nonsense, balderdash.
    Maverick A loner, someone outside the box.
    Mollycoddle To treat too leniently.
    Mugwump An independent politician who does not follow any party.
    Mumpsimus An outdated and unreasonable position on an issue.
    Namby-pamby Weak, with no backbone.
    Nincompoop A foolish person.
    Oocephalus An egghead.
    Ornery Mean, nasty, grumpy.
    Pandiculation A full body stretch.
    Panjandrum Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.
    Pettifogger A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.
    Pratfall A fall on one's rear.
    Quean A disreputable woman.
    Rambunctious Aggressive, hard to control.
    Ranivorous Frog-eating
    Rigmarole Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.
    Shenanigan A prank, mischief.
    Sialoquent Spitting while speaking.
    Skedaddle To hurry somewhere.
    Skullduggery No good, underhanded dealing.
    Slangwhanger A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.
    Smellfungus A perpetual pessimist.
    Snickersnee A long knife.
    Snollygoster A person who can't be trusted.
    Snool A servile person.
    Tatterdemalion A child in rags.
    Troglodyte Someone or something that lives in a cave.
    Turdiform Having the form of a lark.
    Unremacadamized Having not been repaved with macadam.
    Vomitory An exit or outlet.
    Wabbit Exhausted, tired, worn out.
    Widdershins In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.
    Yahoo A rube, a country bumpkin.
    @ The "at" sign.

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       rhtrulesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh my god you are more faster than speed of light.
       No need for speed more

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       lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I got out of breath reading your post-good stuff!

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       couturepopcafeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I think I am one of those.  And quit making fun of my relatives.  Goombah is American English for Compare or Godfather.  When said with an Italian accent, the e is usually dropped and the c sounds like g.  I got two bruttas an an uncle who can break ya kneecaps foya and tro ya in da east riva.

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    sim0n30posted 14 years ago

    i have always thought purple was a funny word.

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    Fenixfanposted 14 years ago

    I like
    
    Snuffelupagus
    Fanny (as in rear end)
    and... Jejunum (seriously who thinks those words up?)

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    fiddle faddle
    
    incognito
    
    pandimonium
    
    tree hugger

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    Diane Insideposted 14 years ago

    I used to fix this little girls hair for her by pulling it back in a pony tail and curling the ends.
    
    but one day she didn't want this so she said.
    
    " I don't want my curly tail poned."
    
    what she should have said.
    
    " I don't want my pony tail curled."
    
    I laughed about that one for days, too funny.

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    mixed company     do we do it with a spoon   
                        or are they confused?

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    Claudin_Dayoposted 14 years ago

    funniest word? mmmm how bout vuvuzela?

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    blondeyposted 14 years ago

    abracadabra!
    
    supercalifredgilisticexpialidoucious!

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    amok

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    antidisestablishmentariunism

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    Jim Hunterposted 14 years ago

    Persnickety.

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    clognostrocated

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    Diane Insideposted 14 years ago

    Pumperknickel
    
    and
    
    Peeknuckle

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    micturate

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    booger

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I still think booger can't be beat!

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    Sketti (according to my baby) -- spaghetti

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    slobber!

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    J.R. Smithposted 14 years ago

    kumquat

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       Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       two thumbs up on this one. 

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    seanorjohnposted 14 years ago

    free

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    I like how some words sound funny when you say them...the way they roll off your tongue.  Like: kumquat, kooky, oxymoron (just for the moron part of it, LOL)  despicable (especially the way Sylvester the Cat says it).

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    evvy_09posted 14 years ago

    hippopotamus is a funny word especially after you have seen Big Daddy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AiYy8cKE7s

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