Lets start with the funniest word or sentence you have ever deal with.
You can post as many times as you can
The funniest word from my side is-
Well where are you all the people???
Come and participate dudes...
I know a lot of little kids find the words, "nincompoop" and "knucklehead" hilarious. I suppose I can see that.
hahahhaaaa I suppose Im immature...those make me laugh too. Or wingnut, Nimrod, I also think dribble is pretty funny.
My neighbor has a cat named Nimrod -- which is actually a Biblical name for a mighty hunter. He (the cat, not the neighbor) is a good gopher catcher.
When I think of the word 'sport' I think of a big drip of water falling into a full sink.-- kind of the opposite of dribble.
I once called someone an ignoramus, and the person I was with went into a fit of laughter - so maybe that's a funny word?
Bloviate is kind of funny (maybe)..
I once made my sister so mad she went to ask why I had such an attitude and she managed to say ah-key-tude instead... didn't make a whole lot of sense but it was funny to laugh at her for it.... I know a few other words that are hilarious but are not PG. lol
When they were young lads, my brothers used to refer to diarrhea as "sploopy pops". Much more descriptive, I think.
Sorry if you were having a nice cup of tea or something just then.
Spoonerisms can be fun, as DoorMattnomore suggested. How about 'cunning stunts'? Oh, right...it's a family show, I forgot.
The 100 Funniest Words in English ( lifted from a website by an expert pliagriser)
Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material.
Absquatulate To leave or abscond with something.
Allegator Some who alleges.
Anencephalous Lacking a brain.
Argle-bargle A loud row or quarrel.
Batrachomyomachy Making a mountain out of a molehill.
Billingsgate Loud, raucous profanity.
Bloviate To speak pompously or brag.
Blunderbuss A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.
Borborygm A rumbling of the stomach.
Boustrophedon A back and forth pattern.
Bowyang A strap that holds the pants legs in place.
Brouhaha An uproar.
Bumbershoot An umbrella.
Callipygian Having an attractive rear end or nice buns.
Canoodle To hug and kiss.
Cantankerous Testy, grumpy.
Cockalorum A small, haughty man.
Cockamamie Absurd, outlandish.
Codswallop Nonsense, balderdash.
Collop A slice of meat or fold of flab.
Collywobbles Butterflies in the stomach.
Comeuppance Just reward, just deserts.
Crapulence Discomfort from eating or drinking too much.
Crudivore An eater of raw food.
Discombobulate To confuse.
Donnybrook An melee, a riot.
Doozy Something really great.
Dudgeon A bad mood, a huff.
Ecdysiast An exotic dancer, a stripper.
Eructation A burp, belch.
Fard Face-paint, makeup.
Fartlek An athletic training regime.
Fatuous Unconsciously foolish.
Filibuster Refusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.
Firkin A quarter barrel or small cask.
Flibbertigibbet Nonsense, balderdash.
Flummox To exasperate.
Formication The sense of ants crawling on your skin.
Fuddy-duddy An old-fashioned, mild-mannered person.
Furbelow A fringe or ruffle.
Furphy A portable water-container.
Gaberlunzie A wandering beggar.
Gardyloo! A warning shouted before throwing water from above.
Gastromancy Telling fortune from the rumblings of the stomach.
Gazump To buy something already promised to someone else.
Gobbledygook Nonsense, balderdash.
Gobemouche A highly gullible person.
Godwottery Nonsense, balderdash.
Gongoozle To stare at, kibitz.
Gonzo Far-out journalism.
Goombah An older friend who protects you.
Hemidemisemiquaver A musical timing of 1/64.
Hobbledehoy An awkward or ill-mannered young boy.
Hocus-pocus Deceitful sleight of hand.
Hoosegow A jail or prison.
Hootenanny A country or folk music get-together.
Jackanapes A rapscallion, hooligan.
Kerfuffle Nonsense, balderdash.
Klutz An awkward, stupid person.
La-di-da An interjection indicating that something is pretentious.
Lagopodous Like a rabbit's foot.
Lickety-split As fast as possible.
Lickspittle A servile person, a toady.
Logorrhea Loquaciousness, talkativeness.
Lollygag To move slowly, fall behind.
Malarkey Nonsense, balderdash.
Maverick A loner, someone outside the box.
Mollycoddle To treat too leniently.
Mugwump An independent politician who does not follow any party.
Mumpsimus An outdated and unreasonable position on an issue.
Namby-pamby Weak, with no backbone.
Nincompoop A foolish person.
Oocephalus An egghead.
Ornery Mean, nasty, grumpy.
Pandiculation A full body stretch.
Panjandrum Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.
Pettifogger A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.
Pratfall A fall on one's rear.
Quean A disreputable woman.
Rambunctious Aggressive, hard to control.
Rigmarole Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.
Shenanigan A prank, mischief.
Sialoquent Spitting while speaking.
Skedaddle To hurry somewhere.
Skullduggery No good, underhanded dealing.
Slangwhanger A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.
Smellfungus A perpetual pessimist.
Snickersnee A long knife.
Snollygoster A person who can't be trusted.
Snool A servile person.
Tatterdemalion A child in rags.
Troglodyte Someone or something that lives in a cave.
Turdiform Having the form of a lark.
Unremacadamized Having not been repaved with macadam.
Vomitory An exit or outlet.
Wabbit Exhausted, tired, worn out.
Widdershins In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.
Yahoo A rube, a country bumpkin.
@ The "at" sign.
Oh my god you are more faster than speed of light.
No need for speed more
I got out of breath reading your post-good stuff!
I think I am one of those. And quit making fun of my relatives. Goombah is American English for Compare or Godfather. When said with an Italian accent, the e is usually dropped and the c sounds like g. I got two bruttas an an uncle who can break ya kneecaps foya and tro ya in da east riva.
Fanny (as in rear end)
and... Jejunum (seriously who thinks those words up?)
I used to fix this little girls hair for her by pulling it back in a pony tail and curling the ends.
but one day she didn't want this so she said.
" I don't want my curly tail poned."
what she should have said.
" I don't want my pony tail curled."
I laughed about that one for days, too funny.
mixed company do we do it with a spoon
or are they confused?
I like how some words sound funny when you say them...the way they roll off your tongue. Like: kumquat, kooky, oxymoron (just for the moron part of it, LOL) despicable (especially the way Sylvester the Cat says it).
hippopotamus is a funny word especially after you have seen Big Daddy
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just to see who can post the funniest picture and you can say who wins .oh please no more
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