What is your superpower?

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   My superpower is the ability to be completely consistent at inconsistency.  Yep, since I can remember, not sure when that was?  :
   
   and you?

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      Glemoh101posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      My superpower is reading your thread " what is your superpower" :d

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         
         
          
         
         my superpower is laughing so herd I pee my pants, known fact sadly here
         
         But onwards and downwards I say

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            mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            my super power is peeing hard and dotting the i in my avatar name

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               kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               
               
               can I be your superpower dot?
               

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                  mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  you can be the dot and cross the t

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                     kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

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      lady_love158posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I can bring a man to his knees with a touch! LOL

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Lmfao

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         ssaulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         good freaking one

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Best one yet
            I concur
            

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      ssaulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      my super power is calling people out on their bullshit before they even say the shit! The other is making my hubby give all his cash willing every month!

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   Clearly my other superpower is the magnetic ability of not interesting enough threads
   
   
   this use to be fun, mind you there was always beer involved
   
   

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      pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey why did you change your pic?...atleast it was magnetic ...actually i entered this thread but couldnot understand what exactly you meant...

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         thats my superpower making no sense no matter how hard I try
         
         and switching avatars
         
         off to get an avatar that makes no sense

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         pic back, thanks for that cause me bum must be my superpower it's smoking hot!
         

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   Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

   I'm fairly certain my super power has to be that I can remain invisible for long periods of time - like decades, in some instances.      It does come in handy most of the time.    Even when it doesn't, it never ceases to completely and utterly amaze me at how skilled I apparently am at it.   

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   EmpressFelicityposted 13 years ago

   I have a keenly developed bullsh1t detector - capable of identifying traces of the brown stuff at ppm levels

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      Julie2posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      NICE ONE!!!

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   Kathryn LJposted 13 years ago

   My super power involves a brain that makes independent, executive decisions.  Without my consent, it erases anything that it considers to be boring or irrelevant.  This causes mayhem as I forget partial or whole conversations, miss appointments and 'lose' events and sometimes even people!  Ever the hypochondriac, I thought it was the start of early age onset dementia but it turns out to be the menopause.  So that's all right then.  I now have the perfect defence plea for shop-lifting and murder.

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   tobey100posted 13 years ago

   Mine is the ability to detect BS from great distances.    EmpressFelicity and I were evidently separated at birth.

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      EmpressFelicityposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Just out of interest, do you find that this particular superpower really p1sses people off?

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         tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Oh Yeah.  I find I usually get something like 'You think you're soooo smart.'  My response has always been, 'No, not smart.  Just very good at recognizing the smell of BS.'

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            EmpressFelicityposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            LOL, I will remember that one for future reference...
            
            I tend to find that the more accurately you pinpoint the exact dimensions and content of the bullsh1t, the more outraged the bullsh1tter tends to get.  It's a good rule of thumb for judging whether you've "hit the mark".

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      Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That is BS!

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            
         
         so was that!  ?  :  sigh, I try.

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   Right On Timeposted 13 years ago

   My superpower is to create happiness from boredom...I'm happy now!!!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Don Shipposted 13 years ago

   Enhanced Speed.
   People always say, "Whoa, slow down kid!" Yeah I'm super fast. I leave others eating my dust as I zoom past them at light speed. I can't be stopped (Unless I trip, ofc ) and nothing's off limits to me. Yep, you heard me I can have whatever I want.

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   Mercrediposted 13 years ago

   The ability to drink coffee all day. I could also cause great harm to small fuzzy animals but, I never do. Like Superman's aversion to kryptonite, I've found drinking gasoline to be deadly dangerous for me.

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    Stacie Lposted 13 years ago

    my super power is to cut through bullsh*t with my keen eyesight...and superb mental abilities

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    L.C. Smithposted 13 years ago

    I have the ability to procrastinate...about anything.  I have no planning skills whatsoever, because I feel anything can change along the way.  I have yet to be defeated by this, as I always end up pulling through.  It's a stressful job, but someone has to do it.

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    My stubborness, I refuse to drown even if there is no straw left to hang on to it. And I am a big attraction to energetic vampires. All my life I cannot get rid of them.

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    Pandoras Boxposted 13 years ago

    Sarcasm. I'm just now learning to control this power and rein it in, to keep from blasting everyone with it like Cyclops and his laser eye on Xmen.
    
    But I haven't figured out yet how to use it for real good.

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    Sarcasm is a sharp weapon, you have to be careful with it.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Girl, bang on there

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    mistyhorizon2003posted 13 years ago

    Mine is to read hubs, forums etc, whilst a friend's terrier dog who we are looking after, breaks horrendous smelling wind whilst wedged on the sofa next to me.

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       mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       does the dog like the forums

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Apparently not, as she not only farts like a trouper, but manages to do it whilst asleep. Getting my gas mask now !!!

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             mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             good luck and do not give her any beans

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                a slap would do

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You rock!  Still!
       
       

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          LOL, cheers Kimberly, the fumes are most certainly enough to make anyone 'rock'...... phsawwwww!!!

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             pee

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                mistyhorizon2003posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                LOL. I have had enough, the stench is just toooooo..... much.... choke! Time for bed, minus pongy arsed pooch. Catch up tomorrow

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                   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Again thanks to you Missy yikes :

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    Hauntyposted 13 years ago

    My superpower is procrastination, the ability to delay doing something that I should do, because I do not want to do it. Coupled with a complete lack of conscientiousness, this makes me really powerful.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Don't worry, you at least made the second page

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    Maddie Ruudposted 13 years ago

    My superpower is telling pointless stories that you think are going to have a point, until the very end... when you realize... they don't.  I'm famous for it.

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       Hauntyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       So in other words, your superpower is that you are cute. Not bad.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Excellent point I say
       
       ;lol:
       
       Maddie swear to sh@t I'm hubbing from the tub
       
       First time
       
       See we know I never have a point :

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    My superpower is I am lethal like a hockey stick, If only someone would give me  a slap shot [ahhmmm] [mmmmmmmmmmm]

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    SapphireGreenposted 13 years ago

    my super power is to tune stupid ignorant people out. lol

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry I can't hear you pardon?

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          SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          very funny ha ha :l

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Mine is to miraculously kill any forum that's designed to be fun for some reason, as people seem to stop posting lately whenever i just say hi.  I guess it must be my magnetic personality or something. j/k

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    Ok for real bought a new superpower (s) and am calling it the superloser power because I am in the tub with my new I phone4 bloody well posting in hubpages forums haven't had dinner 6 hubs to polish and publish but noooooo I am using this thing to keep hubbing when for sure I'll drop it in now cold water but have a huge I'm infatuated vuitton to put it in and can't get Mack of this touchscreen shiit oye my!
    
    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    I want my money NFL iPhones should float and be waterproof
    
    Oh thanks all for reading the hub I just published no self promotion just gratitude from da phone bubbles and me. :

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    I don't care if I am posting alone cause I am super loser power

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    i have the superpower to over think and analyze things all the time.  i guess that's why i can always identify with heroes that say their gifts are also their curse.

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       JASON NICHOLSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       My superpower is i have 6th sense. So i can see the future, move things/objets by a inch or so and travel to far off places in my dreams.  

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You loose I have a 7th sense
          
          Sadly S it makes crazy non sence
          
          

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    Midnight Oilposted 13 years ago

    I have a sixth sense too - I see dumb people hehehehe

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       JASON NICHOLSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh yeah! I can reconize one in an instant.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          Ha

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    I have a great power and predict kimberlyslyrics will respond next

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    Randy Godwinposted 13 years ago

    My superpower is being able to tell what a woman is thinking! 
    
    
    And the answer is, maybe! 

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    damn now my super power does not work...I predict someone will respond

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       Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Nope, wrong again!  Just a snake!

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          mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          boy i really suck at this...new prediction...I will have at least 1 more forum post tonight

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    elayne001posted 13 years ago

    I have a very keen sense of smell - which sometimes is not such a pleasure when there are dirty socks, mildew, mold, dust, etc in the house. Also if my husband ate some spicey food, it is very hard to give him a big kiss for a day or so... On the other hand, I am somewhat like the canine dogs, I am good for hunting out where the fresh bread, cookies, cakes, etc. are.

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       mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I guess you would not like my son's ice hockey bag after a game

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          elayne001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          definitely not!

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    Katelyn Weelposted 13 years ago

    Vegan superpowers!!!!

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       iamalegendposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hit with a thunder

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    MrDSpade2posted 13 years ago

    Let's see my super power... The ability to say f!@# you, when i get pissed off and o, o, o, there's that finger again, LMFAO!!! Yeah that's right buddy keep walking, hahahaha...

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    My superpower is being able to shut up for a long period of time. and yeah listening...really listening (yeah, even to boring stuff and boring people)...

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    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    My superpower is seeing if you can guess what my superpower is........ha

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