I'm Smarter Than One Above Me Because...

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   gajanis786posted 14 years ago

   Well I am smarter than timorous because I know I am not timid, shy or fearful as him.Thanks.

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   Joy56posted 14 years ago

   i am smarter than gajanis 786 because i would have eaten that fruit already

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   Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

   I am smarter than Joy56 because I've got three and not two brains

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   I am smarter than both Laura du Toit and Joy56 because I have only one brain, thus being more efficient, and far less likely to get into a disagreement with my other brains.  I'm also not all that timorous, really

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Timorous because I'm the last to post....
   
   
   

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   schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than beth cause my last name begins with Ä

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Schoolgirlforreal because I'm not 18' tall and drinking out of a muddy hole! 

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Beth, because I can save money, not having to cover the upper part of my torso (if I were sunbathing that is...)
   
   [I do love the top though, Beth ]

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Timorous because I don't really have to cover up either    (but don't tell anyone else!!!  )

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth cause that's what this thread calls for.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Hey logic!!  xoxo
    
    I'm a bit smarter than you cause I have an avatar!!    (still waiting for yours!!)

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       logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Pretty sure an avatar won't make me any smarter!
       I'm just an ordinary average guy and can't find one that represents that.  Willing to listen to suggestions though!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than beth because I know better than to wear a bikini out in the freezing cold.  

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    @ Steven -- I'm soo much smarter than you because I won't catch a cold wearing this in the winter -- only a hot blooded polar bear! 
    
    
    @ logic -- Don't be sooo smart!!!  Come on, any photo of you will do.   And, I happen to love ordinary, average guys
    
    I'm smarter than logic because.........  hmmm.....  let me think......  *OUCH* it hurts to think.......... 

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh really?  Wow, and I was going to offer to go up to canada to try to keep you warm up there, but I guess you probably don't need me then.   j/k

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          Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm smarter than Steven as I am ALREADY up here in Canada and thus more able to offer aforementioned warmth

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             camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             You're made of stone, so how can you offer warmth?
             
             Greek One doesn't know that stone is cold, and I do. So I'm smarter.

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    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Camlo because I know warm stones are often placed upon naked woman's bodies..
    
    

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smater than Greek One because I have an irresistible substitute for warm stones.
    hehehe

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter tahn Zampano because I don't need wind beneath my sails to get me going!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Hi Laura!!! 
    
    
    Wind beneath the sails -- it's a great way to soar!!!  I love to sail, so I'll take the wind!  Alas, a much smarter way to get around!
    
    
    @ Steven -- the more the merrier 
    
    @ Greek --   yes, but you have to become Canadien in my books!!    but then again, warm stone does bring the best out of me 
    
    @ Camlo -- still looking kewl as ever!! 

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Hi Beth Good to see you!
    
    I must be smarter than Beth because they say if you're not blessed with looks then you usually get the brains and I obviously can not compete with Beth on looks so I must be brainy!

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    Mrs. J. B.posted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than Laura because I am from the East Coast.

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    Mrs. J. B.posted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than my goodie two shoes twin Mrs. J.B. because I am not a dork...

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than both Mrs J.B.'s because I know what my name is , not just my initials.

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    AEvansposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter then Laura du Toit because I am AEvans

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    tritrainposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than AEvans because I can tie my shoes.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than tritrain because I can tie my shoes and button my shirt.

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       Mindtrapzposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I am smarter than Laura du Toit because she like stir fried beets, and that's just plain crazy!

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    kannanwritesposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than Mindtrapz because:
    
    I had a piles operation lately, and all my problems are left behind. (A quote from Navjot Singh Sidhu)
    
    LOL..........

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Kannan because I at least don't show everyone how little is going on in my brain.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura for a non specified reason

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because he can't specify his own reasons.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura (smarter than a while ago) either for no reason or for a good reason.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than zampano because he can not decide whether his reason exists or mot

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    WoodsmensPostposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura because I wear my boots on the wrong feet

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Woodsmen because I wear the wrong boots but at least they are on the right feet.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    hehehe.
    I'm smarter than Laura because i've passed my "mot".
    

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I don't need to pass my "mot"
    
    

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Grrrr... I'm smarter than Laura because I was the last one to post.
    

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than zampano because, well i just am of course.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Joy56 because I'm not dyslexic (on purpose).
    (you know what I'm talking about, Brenda)
    hehehe

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       Joy56posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I am smarter than you because, i know what you are talking about.....

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than you because I don't have to worry about what your thinking about.

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    Hauntyposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than you because I don't think at all.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than you because I have a brain to think with. 
    
    Hey Haunty! 

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Hi Beth, I'm smarter than Beth because I ate all my Smarties

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    camloposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura du Toit, because I am a smarty.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than camlo because I ain't got meself eaten.

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       camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm smarter than Zampano, because Zampano doesn't seem to realise that people don't eat ships - and I do.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than Camio because I eat food and not ships - (they give you wind)

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       camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm smarter than Laura du Toit, because she tried to eat a ship - she must have done, or how would she know they give you wind?

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    Hauntyposted 14 years ago

    Ī ÂП $ПÂRŦЄR ŦĦÂИ ĈÂПĿØ, ßЄĈÂЦ$Є Ī ĈÂИ ЩRĪŦЄ ĿĪҚЄ ŦĦĪ$.

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       camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm smarter than Haunty, because I can read like that - how did you do that?

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          Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It's a facebook app called Status Mania. I am smarter than camlo, because I can write in white.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Haunty because I can write in red and bold
    

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       NappyMuseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I am smarter than zampano because I write in plain.

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    NappyMuseposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter that timorous because I never go to bed until the rooster sings.

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       NappyMuseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ok I came back 10 min later and answered. Now I look stupid for real ;D

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than NappyMuse, because I can write at low tide also.
    

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    gajanis786posted 14 years ago

    Well, I am smarter than zampano......because I know life is mortal and death is a reality of life.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Disturbia because I don't wake up from the sound of a rooster

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